Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
Also I am not sure that the Holy Gore was every interested in sex. Did you see his lip lock with Tipper on stage? I think that his acting coach was that Disney Animatronic Lincoln at Disneyworld.
Commissar TheocritusHe told Larry King that the Earth has a fever!
And the only cure is... on the 8 of clubs of The People's Cards!
How I love the Holy Gore. It's so seldom that we find someone to look down on in every single thing that he does.
Even shit has uses.
Commissar Theocritusif we all join hands from coast to coast and dance the Macarena.
Your mention of the Macarena brings back a memory of a very totalitarian phys-ed teacher I had in the 5th and 6th grade. He ran an extracurricular program called Students With Athletic Talent, or SWATs. He would put on shows where students clad in matching black sweatpants and white SWATs t-shirts would do tubmling/gymnastic routines to include flips and hand-walking while others would ride unicycles around in a circle. At one point in the "show" everyone would do The Macarena. Those were during the Clinton years, and I think the PPC of Obama had slightly lower carbon statistics during those years. Anyway, he converted the entire school's physical fitness program away from the fun things that children used to do in gym class like playing kickball or basketball and developed it into a screening mechanism for his SWATs. Each gym class started with practice for the Presidential Fitness Test and then continued with unicycle practice, tumbling exercises, etc.
I'd like to nominate this guy for Obamissar of The Obama Youth PT Program.
Since the world is all fresh and new, and since unicorns fart rainbows, it is only mete that the Jungen und Mädchen make lotsa lotsa Bumpsen für zu machen lotsa lotsa more Progressivechen.
That we can raise in the paths of the righteous.
And by the way, do you know where we can get a deal on RFID tags just to make sure they're where they ought to be?
I just watched a rather insightful film on The People's Google Videos called Zeitgeist. It was genius in that it blamed things on Grandpa Bush, Bush I, and Bush II, as well as demonstrated that money is evil and that religion is false.
It tells TOO MUCH about our master plan for hegemony and complete domination. It makes inroads on the American Union, Asian Union ([off] We are at war with the East! We have always been at war with the East!!! [/off]) European Union, and African Union (with Pres. Qadaffi, of course) and how we will accomplish this masterful takeover. It also gives away how we will make money only accessible through RFID and that if some prole commits thought crime, we can just turn off his chip.
If you, or any other Comrades have 2 hours to spare in the name of re-education, I encourage you to watch. Let's just make sure we keep this one labeled Commissars and Obamissars ONLY!
EDIT: Interestingly enough, all references to media controlling the zeitgeist in the film are accomplished through clips of Faux News except for one from ABC...