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Two minutes hate: 'you guys' is the newest microagression

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Why I'm finally convinced it's time to stop saying "you guys"

It is with doubleplusungood bellyfeel, comrades, that I denounce the oppressive misogynistic patriarchal language. Many of us will talk to our collective and small groups by using the offensive term "you guys" with an unconsciously absentminded carelessness conditioned by our chauvinistic capitalist environment. Many pretend that they are not abashed by the blatant use of this term to hold wymen down, while others deliberately continue to use these words to subjugate the femininity of our peoples while lording their aggressive unwymenful on others.

From now on it is mandatory that we change our conversation: "We're going to have to change our traditions, our history; we're going to have to move into a different place as a nation."

Here at the minitrue ™ we are tirelessly working to bring to all you guys the latest korrectful speaking that is deserved and will bring us all as one, together. Newspeak™ Image book of language will be made available to all fastly.

Comrades, let us ever work for the glory of Next Tuesday™.

Hail Hillary, the deserving and inevitable.

Image Now let's put our brains back in our heads and ignore the crap trapping of the progressive, liberal, socialist, anti-American, demon-crate, leftist idiots.

What does micro mean? Let's take a look at that.

MICRO - 1. Extremely small. 2. Minute in scope or capability.

Now let's take that and put it in the newest and latest progressive, liberal, socialist, anti-American, demon-crate, leftist idiots' pet project. Microaggression. So the big distractive tactic of the progressive, liberal, socialist, anti-American, demon-crate, leftist idiots is to take up our time with extremely small or minute perceived aggressions against their selective subjects.

As we continue, we see that everything that the progressive, liberal, socialist, anti-American, demon-crate, leftist idiots don't like or want to change in people's attitudes, that doesn't fall into their big canons of sexism and racism are now pulled into the fight as buckshot microaggressions.

The trend is that every microaggression is focused, as the end result, to shame, diminish or attack in order:

  1. White people of any race in contrast to people with darker skin (preferably illegal persons), or persons of abominable or perverse sexual preference;
  2. White males of any race in contrast to darker skinned people (preferably illegal persons), or female persons (preferably of darker skin races and or illegal status), or persons of abominable or perverse sexual preference;
  3. Rich people in contrast to poorer people {preferably those of darker skinned people (preferably illegal persons), or female persons (preferably of darker skin races and or illegal status), or persons of abominable or perverse sexual preference};
  4. Republicans in contrast to poorer people {preferably those of darker skinned people (preferably illegal persons), or female persons (preferably of darker skin races and or illegal status), or persons of abominable or perverse sexual preference}

We can see this as the actions of the latest progressive, liberal, socialist, anti-American , demon-crate, leftist idiots have changed the group of people they have intensely focused on and with silky silver words have subtly lead to ruin. This would be unfortunately the persons of color.

Through their long years of hard work to destroy the family and enslave their electoral base they have destroyed the african-american family. Understand that there are many people of other races are also trapped in this situation. There is also, very happily, black families that have escaped this situation and are not captured in the webs of political oppression.

The result is the relegation of the male, no matter grouping, as nothing but an aggressive, subjugator and DNA provider, whom is only good for toeing the party line and joining the endless line of drones to do the mindless bidding of the Morlock Orwellian overlords as paroles for the demon-crate machine and to prove the political agenda of microaggressions and other perceived offenses.

The true goal in all of this is: The removal of GOD.

Once GOD is removed the wicked can do whatever they want and there is no guilt in their wickedness. That is why even when they win they cannot be happy, because every time they see someone that is following GOD they will be reminded of their own fallen state and their pains of reveling in evil and serving the destroyer of men's souls lessens their false happiness.

It begins with microaggressions to relegate men to meaninglessness, to remove them from family core, to replace GOD with government to appease their wickedness, which ends with the death of the righteous.

“In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children” - Moroni

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_prefix

I know that there is a lot of microagression to denounce, but I want to take credit for some other phenomena that will keep the kollektive busy long after we're done with microagression. Now I am studying the following phenomena:

nanoagression
picoagression
femtoagression
attoagression
zeptoagression
yoctoagression

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Might I also suggest μag as the standardized micro version of microagression? Its size allows for easier fitting on union rally signs or the occasional picket line.


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Since sensitivity to aggressions of all kinds grows at a rapid rate, I propose additional categories after yoctoaggression:

ittybittyaggression
piddlyaggression
weeweeaggression
coocooaggression

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You guys suck! er... we mean, individually you people of The Party™ have failed. Together you have made allot of nonsense out of nonsense. Which is very commendable indeed!

LONG LIVE THE PARTY!

This μag is exactly what we need. Let us eschew the eschaton to immanitize it here and NOW!!!

With visions of micro-beets dancing in our heads,

RR & The Wombats Factory

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O.K. then, whaddabout "yous guys?." Huh?

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John Frum wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_prefix

I know that there is a lot of microagression to denounce, but I want to take credit for some other phenomena that will keep the kollektive busy long after we're done with microagression. Now I am studying the following phenomena:

nanoagression
picoagression
femtoagression
attoagression
zeptoagression
yoctoagression

...Harpoagression, chicoagression, grouchoagression
Marxist-Lennoagression: disrespect for Occupy Wallstreet AND Yoko Ono
McCartney Leninogression: disrespect for silly love songs AND the 5 year plan

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So now we have a "G-word".

I can say it , but our she-male comrades would be sexist if they did...

Which one of you is going to tell Commissarka Pinkie she "can't" do or say something? Anyone? Anyone at all?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:So now we have a "G-word".

I can say it , but our she-male comrades would be sexist if they did...

Which one of you is going to tell Commissarka Pinkie she "can't" do or say something? Anyone? Anyone at all?


 
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