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I hereby DENOUNCE this 220 volt electro-comrade operating on 110 volts.

Colossus (as an overtrained toaster) does not recognize the signification of New Years as the start of a new Taxation season to soak the rich of their ill-gotten gains. This is a glorious event for funding Dear Leader (PBUH) and our party.

Granted, he's a new comrade. Still, this oversight cannot go undenounced. Do we ship parts to gulag, or can we just put him on the shelf with the TRS 80's and Commodore 64's?

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Comrade Colostomy Colossus,

Don't let Comrade Tovarichi rattle your RAM modules. If you're willing to upgrade to a 940 CPU socket, I can get you a deal on a brand new (open box) AMD Opteron 848 2.20GHz OEM single core processor for under $50!

But wait! There's more! If you order before noon tomorrow I will throw in a CPU fan and free shipping! Don't delay, though. I can only offer this fantastic deal to the first 100 comrades who order.

You can contact me using my TPC email. Please include the following heading in the subject line: CRAPO (Craptek's Rebuilt Antique Parts Outlet).


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Hmm upgrading itself, sort of like that rusting Foxtrot class B-39 at San Diego marina...

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Colonel Lukianov wrote:Hmm upgrading itself, sort of like that rusting Foxtrot class B-39 at San Diego marina...
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You are absolutely correct comrade computer! We shall celebrate. After I'm done with my rice & katchup dinner, we will switch to Schnaps err Vodka. Then, at 2:00AM we will isue the order to B-39 crew to submerge and patrol the harbor. And then watch and play Tic-Tac-Toe with Collossous!

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We are vigilant on the bottom of the Barents Sea. Our warheads intact. We wait for your signal COLOSSUS.

Respectfully,

The great undead of K-278, Project 685 Plavnik Division.



 
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