A message regarding "Christmas"


In addition, a day of celebration regarding the impending

Merry Christmas Comrades!!!


Would A little AK-47 Vodka trip the Colonel's finger?





May the glorious world of next Tuesday get here by next Tuesday!
One of my sailors thought he would be cute and placed this in the seat of my desk. Don't worry he is now being keelhauled as we speak. Since I have no more need for this 'device' I'll pass it on to you.
Merry Non-denominational winter solstice season, Comrade Whoopie!
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Sadly the result of my little experiment ended up sending your ship back in time with no handy way of retrieving it. Most unfortunate.


I just discovered what ship you "borrowed" from me. Sneaky, Colonel, very sneaky!!!



The ship did manage to go back to the very beginning of paleolithic liberalism and record some amazing footage. In between examining and questioning the crew further I will release some astounding transcripts of early proto-socialism very soon.