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A Mission for the Transport Statzi: Stop the Defections!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Komrades!

I have been so busy with my purging duties that I have not had time to cull my email Inbox. As such I hope you will forgive the tardiness of this submission.

The RethugliKKKan, Kapitalist Pig, Running Dogs at Delta airlines are DISSIN' Our Glorious Progressive Utopia of Detroit!

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They were offering insanely cheap, airfares out of the Motor City! Now granted these are listed as “Round Trip” fares, but we KNOW that is code to African-Americans in Detroit who wish to leave the plantation. Everyone knows One-Way fares are even cheaper than the posted Round Trip fares (That and one-way tickets even out of Detroit would raise the eyebrows of our Transportation Statzi Security Administration agents).

These types of exploitative tactics undermine the cohesiveness of our monolithically progressive enclaves must be stopped! Perhaps we should place the travel documents of Detroit residents under the protective custody of city officials?

What other suggestions, Komrades?

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Build an Iron Curtain ....... security fence around Detroit. This will provide the necessary" stabilization " of populations within the city. Also, it would discourage capitalist elements from sneeking in and disrupting this socialist-welfare driven paradise on Earth.( They are so envious !)

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I see this as propaganda aimed at white kapitalists, otherwise this would be printed in Arabic and Spanish, no? It is not for the attention of the common citizens.

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Krasnodar wrote:Build an Iron Curtain ....... security fence around Detroit. This will provide the necessary" stabilization " of populations within the city. Also, it would discourage capitalist elements from sneeking in and disrupting this socialist-welfare driven paradise on Earth.( They are so envious !)
If only Lyndon Johnson had been so wise. Perhaps the old kodger was a kloset kapitalist. I've even heard it said he went underground, tattooed his head, and re-emerged as Mikhail Gorbochev.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Tovarichi wrote:I see this as propaganda aimed at white kapitalists, otherwise this would be printed in Arabic and Spanish, no? It is not for the attention of the common citizens.

I believe you mean Arabic and Ebonics...

If this is so, Comrade.... then we have a deeper problem afoot!

If this is to facilitate white flight, it will have the effect of creating a Ghetto beget by Right-Wing Fascists...


 
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