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A Penzey World of Justice

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Just as the Thanksgiving Season is upon us, and our thoughts are inspired to enjoy getting family and friends together to share our blessings, Penzeys "Justice" is here to season the entire meal.

Beginning with cynical mocking of the principles comprising Justice (Peace - Equality - Tasty Food) to fit the Penzey's brand of Prog Booshie Lifestyle , Penzey's green heart goes on to describe the need to deny others the very Justice which lays the foundation of an appreciating civilization.

Don't let the beating Green Heart of Love over salt your next meal.

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Dear $.$. Haiiburton, since you are the expert as identifying crazy commies, would you be able to 'splain crazy capitalism being practiced by Penzey Board Room?

'pelipsky just thinks...and it is a hare brained horned rodent doing the thinkin' ...so there's that...but is Penzey's saying that all our senseless driving to meet friends as the new boogie restaurant is killin' the planet? 'pelipsky doesn't get this crazy capitalism. Don't the new boogie restaurants season their gourmet food, too? Or are they saying, don't load up the kids in the electric car and head over the river and through the woods to have Thanksgiving with G'Ma and G'Dad and the aunts, uncles, and cousins? Is that big Family Gala and unseasoned affair??

Does Penzey's expect a future where all their capitalist consumers just enjoy well seasoned food in our solitary cells? 'pelipsky just doesn't get it.

$.$.Haliburton, 'pelipsky knows you made a boat load in the whole capitalist system of unreconstructed, unconstitutional, Constitutionist AmeriKKKa. Can you explain the principles of Crazy Capitalism?

respectful with forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Even I do not offer justice for sale. That is above my pay-grade.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Even I do not offer justice for sale. That is above my pay-grade.
So, even uber manspreading, capitalist, $.$. Halliburton, doesn't sell Justice!

Like 'pelipsky asks, "What kind of crazy capitalism is this?"

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It is rather refreshing to see products of arbritary imagination without any claim of reality. It reminds me more of the priests or “scholars” during the Ch'in and Han dynasties, who offered herbs, charms, magic, alchemy, superstitions and the ascent of Taoist philosphies.

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trashmouth wrote:It is rather refreshing to see products of arbritary imagination without any claim of reality. It reminds me more of the priests or “scholars” during the Ch'in and Han dynasties, who offered herbs, charms, magic, alchemy, superstitions and the ascent of Taoist philosphies.

'pelisky can envision what you're saying Comrade Trashmouth. Like if Justice is simply a seasoning enhancing Peace - Equality - Tasty Food ---then what's with the one hand clapping the other hand in irons all about?

Is this some sort of rigid eastern Emily Post thing, requiring one handed Justice? The piano teacher with the ruler forcing those wrists up. Or we fail deportment...and are tossed out of our own country? Such rigidity is a bit absurd if it's Justice to poop in the public square? What would Emily Post do?

And besides, deplorable America's been practicing the art of eatin' in since like forever...and we're pretty dang good at it. So what's Penzey's Point?? Or is Penzey completely out of their element, Donnie?

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Like 'pelipsky says, "This is some crazy capitalism. Maybe this is what Tom Perez meant when he said socialism makes capitalism work really dumb.

Jackalopelipsky
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