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A Prog Mole at Fox News

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Finally, someone has managed to place a mole behind enemy lines at Fox News. It sounds like a good plot for the next Mission Impossible movie, but this time based on a true story...

The Mole - highly intelligent, in top physical shape, and as open-minded as his spymaster bosses - steals into Fox News late one night by parachute to the top of the building... I see a final showdown with Rupert Murdoch at the KKK's secret headquarters in a volcano in Alabama. Murdoch even has an accent - making him the perfect antagonist for an action adventure film!

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This story needed an illustration, so our Visual Agitation specialists airbrushed one into the post above. By virtue of doing so they have created an instance of the Current Truth™.

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MAN THAT THING IS UGLY!! Uh, I meant to say that is probably a very good likeness. Needs one more thing, though....

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Praise be to Gawker and their insider mole, now we shall properly expose the Only Korrupt so-called "News Organization" Propaganda Network once and for all! No more propaganda brainwashing, only Correct Thinking for the Common Good®!

Tail needs more work though.

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UnifiedInformation wrote:Praise be to Gawker and their insider mole, now we shall properly expose the Only Korrupt so-called "News Organization" Propaganda Network once and for all! No more propaganda brainwashing, only Correct Thinking for the Common Good®!

Tail needs more work though.
No kidding, UnifiedInformation! This thing is naked as a jaybird!

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Turns out, Fox News Outed Its Gawker Mole In Less Than 24 Hours and he only cost Gawker $5,000.

Of course, an honest prog would have done it for free - like Pavlik Morozov, who selflessly sold out his parents to the communist government and became a Hero Young Pioneer and state-mandated role model (posthumously).

Joe Muto will not be declared a Hero Young Pioneer because...

a) he did it for money
b) he didn't die for it.

Real progress, comrades, requires human sacrifice! A career suicide doesn't count.

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Joe Muto: denounced Fox News to secret police as enemies of the people, but since he did it for money and didn't die in the process, Joe will not qualify as a progressive role model to public school students.

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We're in real need of these types of heroes, though. Can't we just tell the press corpes (or corps or whatever) not to mention the fact that he did it for money? Or that he was planning to donate the money to a children's health cause or green energy...?

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"Progress requires sacrifice", was an expression borrowed from the Aztecs,Toltecs in Mexico or from the Salem witchcraft trials in New England or any burning at the stake, beheading, execution, etc. Now that has been nailed down, take your pick!!PS Looks like Lory Do!
Last edited by General Confusion on 4/14/2012, 3:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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