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A Short Note to My Children Everywhere

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Sweden is neutral. I am neutral. If it worked for them during WWII, then it can work for me in WWIII. I have always supported whichever candidate that will win. Whoever wins the democrat nomination will be the person who I have always supported. And if the KGB does ever come looking for me, they will only find evidence to back up these claims, and a big pile of ashes... which has nothing to do with anything... are you accusing me of something I did, but am now claiming that I didn't do? Why are you looking at me funny?!? Stop it! Stop making me nervous and giving away my secrets... NO, I didn't say that, I didn't do anything! I'm innocent, innocent I say!

It's Bush's fault!!!

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If you say you are in this alleged "Sweden," then who am I to judge? *Note to self - tell surveillance team to categorize all photos and recordings and to make backups* I just hope that the eventual winner does not look unkindly on those comrades that chose to not work hard for their coronation Premier.

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Premier Betty wrote:Sweden is neutral. I am neutral.

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And if the KGB does ever come looking for me,

Choosing a Socialist country to hide from the KGB? We will not even need the services of the KGB to hunt you down there. We tell the Swedish police you violated Sweden's sharia law and they will be all over you in minutes. Prepare for Social Democratic re-education and full cavity search, Premier.

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I have done nothing wrong! I am just living here peacefully and whichever candidate assumes the throne, I will support. Like I have always supported them. I am a good person and have done nothing wrong.

Stop persecuting me for my beliefs!

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Do you think the most Glorious Stalin took such an attitude to those who were neutral to Trotsky? Was Lenin so open minded to those who stood neutral between the glorious Bolsheviks and the Menshevics?

You must commit! Commit to Hope and Change Premier!

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Never! I am hidden, and everyone will eventually forget about my neutral-ness after the Emperor of the USSA takes their throne. Especially after the generous contributions I will make to their person bank account.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:The key planks of the Share Our Wealth platform included:

1. No person would be allowed to accumulate a personal net worth of more than 100 to 300 times the average family fortune, which would limit personal assets to between $1.5 million and $5 million. Annual capital levy taxes would be assessed on all persons with a net worth exceeding $1 million.
2. Every family was to be furnished with a homestead allowance of not less than one-third the average family wealth of the country.
3. Every family was to be guaranteed an annual family income of at least $2,000 to $2,500, or not less than one-third of the average annual family income in the United States.
4. No person would be allowed an annual income in excess of 100 to 300 times the average annual family income. Income taxes would be levied to ensure this.
5. An old-age pension would be made available for all persons.

He would have a 100% tax rate on incomes over 8 million, and inheritances over 1 million! Even the Empress has not came out for that...yet.

Holy cow, now THAT is Progressive! It is a shame that Comrade Long didn't live to put this in to action but you can still see that the sentiment has made Louisiana in to the model Progressive dystopia Utopia it is today.

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Now you know why when I mentioned the Kingfish, the Chairman was moved to tears. He was a true Hero of the Revolution!


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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Now you know why when I mentioned the Kingfish, the Chairman was moved to tears. He was a true Hero of the Revolution!
Yes, and now thanks to the evil rethugliKKKan power base in St. Tammany, East Jefferson and Uptown N.O., Gov. Jindal threatens all that is pure and noble with talk of rebuilding the state. What will become of our model? Individualism? Responsibility? Accountability? Sustained economic growth without enforced wealth sharing? Elimination of foot dragging bureaucracy, burdensome fines and repressive regulation? What an absolute nightmare!

We can only hope that The Party will take back our rightful power and reign in these reich-wing "bright sparks" like Jindal before he poisons our plans for Utopian Hope and Change™.

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Mention Jindal again, Commissar M, and I will personally sit on your face wearing my patented crouchless pantsuit. Oh yes! I will do it and I will do it with a smile! JUST TRY ME!

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I am both intrigued, and disgusted. On the one hand, seeing such a sight is enough to make even the most hardened party members hurl. On the other, I do enjoy seeing other in pain....

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Nancy, I did not know you even knew this Gov. J. I must confess that at one time, he was technically my boss, or at least over my agency. Once, I even was forced to shake his hand otherwise my undercover status at a church would have been exposed. I still have nightmares!

Would you believe he has gone so far as to limit working state representatives to a mere $50 for a meal from lobbyists? Unheard of villany!

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Nancy wrote:Mention Jindal again, Commissar M, and I will personally sit on your face wearing my patented crouchless pantsuit. Oh yes! I will do it and I will do it with a smile! JUST TRY ME!
You love it when I talk dirty, don't you? Mentioning the names of dissidents and contrarians always makes you hot. As I recall, you "did it and did it with a smile" several times last week. Good thing we had the defibrillator handy, huh?

Ivanna and Svetlana have been dismissed for the evening and we shall have the dacha all to ourselves. Well, except for the security team and the dogs but they will be on patrol. Oh, and the paramedic will naturally be on duty, just in case.



p.s. Perhaps we should not discuss our special arrangement in front of the other Comrades.

p.p.s The red pleather crotchless pants, spike heeled knee boots and Soviet officer's peak cap are still here from last week. You wanna just wear that again or do you have a new ensemble?


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Premier Betty wrote:I am both intrigued, and disgusted. On the one hand, seeing such a sight is enough to make even the most hardened party members hurl. On the other, I do enjoy seeing other in pain....

Pain? Nyet Comrade Premier. Beloved Speaker Nancy seems to enjoy herself thoroughly. She's just very enthusiastic for a womyn her age and it sometimes requires a few moments with the oxygen tank for her to recover.

The defib episode occurred as I was yelling "Reagan" and "Goldwater" while I uh.... Better not get to personal here. Needless to say, she was OK after we revived her and we just spent the evening snuggling while watching a DVD of The Motorcycle Diaries.


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Premier Betty wrote:Ummm....
So Comrade Betty, does this mean you don't want Nancy to hook you up with Gloria Steinem at the next Party meeting?

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What? No, NO! I didn't say anything of the sort. I just don't want to bear witness to their acts while they ooze and slime in each other on the buffet table. Do you realize what they do to that poor table? And the food isn't even edible when they're done! The free food is, like, the only reason I even show up to those meetings (and the fact that I might be shot if I didn't). Whatever they do together is fine with me, just as long as I get to eat all the food.

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Dear Lenin in heaven.... reading this has really disturbed my breakfast! To think that the mere mention of our governor has led to this debauchery on the part of Commissar M.....

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: reading this has really disturbed my breakfast!

Can I have what you didn't eat?

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I am so sorry Premier, there are 3 families that have only my scraps to eat, for which they are most grateful. It's those little things that make me feel better.


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Perhaps you would like to contribute to these families? I will be glad to pass on all that you collect and even add some of my own.

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Ummm... is there a limit on how old these table scraps have to be? I think one of my half-eaten Hot Pockets has started talking... or maybe it's just the Ritalin....

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Oh Premier, being in "Sweden" like you are, you could just send ca$h.

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Okay, sounds good to me, I'll have my goons round up some... uh... "donations" from the locals.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Dear Lenin in heaven.... reading this has really disturbed my breakfast! To think that the mere mention of our governor has led to this debauchery on the part of Commissar M.....
Hey, it was Nancy who let the uh, *AHEM* cat out of the bag. I was prepared to remain quiet and discreet about our arrangement.

I'm a little worried though. She didn't look well when she left the dacha this morning. At first, I thought nothing of it because she always looks sick and miserable but now I realize that I haven't seen or heard from her all day. Then I read elsewhere that Comrade Blokhayev threatened to play "Hide The Jacketed Hollowpoint" with her.

Look, I respect a good purge as much as the next Commissar but Stalin on a pogo stick, this hits close to home. If I had a heart or a conscience, I would be troubled. I know she's rather mature and about as dumb as a box of rocks but as you can tell from our exchange last night, the woman is utterly depraved and insatiable. Nancy says "OK, let's try that" when younger Progressive Womyn say "Ewww, like, WTF? OMG! No f***in' way". Nancy showed up at the dacha ready to rock my world when Pinkie dumped me on my ass. And for Lenin's sake, she actually bathes and grooms! Do you know how rare that is in Progressive circles? Sure, we would sell each other out in a second to advance our agendas in the name of The Party but this is as close to "something special" as I've ever come in my decades of loyal Party service.

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And now, having driven this one straight in to the ground, I need some time to sit back, clear my mind and spend some quality time with a drill, performing a bit of self-trepanning.
http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/133332.jpg (image not gross, just weird)

I have a pretty twisted sense of humor but I even managed to creep myself out a bit with this one.

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I'm guessing you haven't seen this one....

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The Star Wars theme music is a nice touch.

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Comrade Blokhayev is all talk, Commissar M (my little poopykins <3). You see, Comrade Blokhayev needs to walk his baby nuts around the block first and then come back to make threats. Until he does he is nothing more than a gnat full of hot air, empty promises and a general unpleasantness which can only be described as body odor (either that or he is rolling in excrement... again). Oh, and don't let me forget to mention that Zam has a HUGE man crush on Senator Jim Webb which... is... well.... strange. Yes, very strange indeed... although there is nothing wrong with it! No, nothing wrong with having a HUGE man crush on Senator Jim Webb which is what Zam has for him <shudders>. Did I mention that Zam keeps posters of a topless Jim Webb - man titties and all - pinned above his bed right next to the Orlando Bloom posters. No, I don't think I did mention that, but now I did and, well, it's out there now for public consumption.

Nancy '12 - BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS!

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It does me heart good to see you Nancy with Commissar M (*There but for the Grace of Lenin go I*). You have clearly made him a happy man and I know of no one more deserving of you Nancy. I for one have chosen to remain chaste so that I can devote all my time and effort to the Party, though I must admit my loins was stirred a bit this morning when I saw this for the first time.....

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Kind of exciting eh Premier? That was a beautiful blending of Progressive Poodle-People Premier. You don't support non-person exclusion do you?

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Pupovich, have you been visiting Dr. Moreau again?

Betty, do you happen to like cats? Meet another one of Dr. M's clients!

Bizarrely she based her remodelled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved, as she decided that he might find her more attractive if she became "more feline".

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What do you mean Commissarka Pinkie? This Dr Moreau, does he specialize in STD? We can always use a good doctor at the Pup's Party Pleasure Palace you know, especially since a certain Kommissar last visited, but enough of that.

But that cat woman is nothing, but clearly she must have the hots for the Tiger Man.

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I can't believe you forgot Dr. Moreau already, and all the hard work he's done providing girlfriends for you! Kindly revisit this thread, and start scrolling:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1603

And you still think you have the chops to be Vice Chairman? You know, maybe it's time they started promoting women to that level, what do you say, Puppy?

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A brave and courageous Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And you still think you have the chops to be Vice Chairman? You know, maybe it's time they started promoting women to that level, what do you say, Puppy?

I agree completely, Commissarka Pinkie - we do need to bridge the gender-gap here at the Cube. Therefore, it is my expressed wish to promote Commissarka Pinkie to the position of Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman. Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie will also be given special perks and privileges such as access to the Party washroom and urinals - not to mention her choice of back-breaking manual labor that will help her feel and appear more like a man.

It is also my expressed wish that Honorary Vice Chairmutt Pupovich serve for now on as Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie's secretarial assistant and be forced to wear a revealing office slut dress so that Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie can sexually harass and degrade office slut Pupovich so that he - a male oppressor - can feel the plight of womyn everywhere. Then and only then will office slut Pupovich learn that SEXISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE AT THE CUBE!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can't believe you forgot Dr. Moreau already, and all the hard work he's done providing girlfriends for you! Kindly revisit this thread, and start scrolling:

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1603

And you still think you have the chops to be Vice Chairman? You know, maybe it's time they started promoting women to that level, what do you say, Puppy?

Of course I knew that story Commissarka Pinkie. I also remember the incredibly sexist, discriminatory, and oddly exotic pictures that it produced and preferred that such an outbreak not occur again. Really Commissarka, as many times as I have come to your aide when Criminal Kommissar Vodkov was stalking you and impugning your character, you should know that my intentions are purely progressive.

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Chairman, as you can see above I did not commit ThoughtCrime™ in any way, and in fact, tried to insure that such sexism did not rear it's ugly head here, for I well remember how things spiraled out of control the last time Dr Moreau was mentioned. Be that as it may be, Nancy promoted me to Honorary Vice Chairman, and of course I can not defy Nancy, nor do I have any desire to displease you in any way. So with your leave, I submit that I do both, I would be thrilled and honored to serve with Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie to do your bidding and wearing a "revealing office slut dress so that Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie can sexually harass and degrade office slut Pupovich" sounds like it could be a lot of progressive fun for a while. Now while I certainly denounce sexism, and any one who commits such horrid offense, you would be doing me a favor if you will indeed allow me to "explore my progressive side" as the mood hits... like maybe even tonight? Is it any wonder why I look up to you so much Chairman? You are the Solomon of the Party elite!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote: That was a beautiful blending of Progressive Poodle-People Premier.

I still need to perform some tests to see how well these new poodle/people ballistic rounds will work. This may well be a breakthrough in poodle gun technology.

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You know, the Poodle gun came to mind when I saw that as well. Yes, I think there is great potential there. The poodle-people are a bigger caliber, but they also seem to be more aerodynamic than the average poodle.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:I would be thrilled and honored to serve with Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie to do your bidding and wearing a "revealing office slut dress so that Executive Honorary Vice Chairwoman Pinkie can sexually harass and degrade office slut Pupovich" sounds like it could be a lot of progressive fun for a while.

Oh goody, Pupovich! We'll start today by going to PetsMart to give you a makeover. We'll put you in one of those frilly pink tutus with the rhinestones, and then you'll be Pinkie's cute widdle puppy pwincess, won't you, oh yes you will, my widdle woodgie-boodgie-boo!

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Oh no, I just realized something.... the slut dress is just for those "special conferences?" I hate seeing dogs, cats or for that matter any noble animal, dressed up in people clothing. Now a cute little collar, maybe a good fur brushing would do me nicely? How is this Commissarka?


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You know, with us together officially, I can also be of assistance fending off the stalking Criminal Kommissar Vodkov.

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Oh, that red bow is absolutely darling, Pupovich! If not for my headscarf, I'd wear a red bow myself.

I just have one little problem . . .

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Is it any wonder why I look up to you so much Chairman? You are the Solomon of the Party elite!

. . . Chairman Meow is the WHO of the Party elite?!?

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Who among the Party Elite has shown the wisdom that the Chairman has time after time? Well, of course they have all been equally wise, but the Chairman has been perhaps more equal in wisdom. Actually, Solomon no doubt was inspired by the Chairman, what with the suggestion to divide the child between the two who claimed him.

I am glad you approve of my red bow!

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That dog is smoking!!! Smoking kills! Sue it! Think of all the poor doggies that will be infected with lung cancer! It is criminal!

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Premier! I am simply shocked at some of your comments lately! Have you been "in Sweden" too long? Those are Havanas, nothing but the best, grown and produced by some of the most progressive and happiest proles on this planet. Have you something against our Cuban comrades Premier?

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I have nothing against them, it's just a proven fact that the smoking of any materials other than crack, weed, heroin, PCP, LSD, and such are to be bad for your health and everyone around you. Just ask the hippies.

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That may be true for capitalist products Premier, but these are progressive, liberal cigars. made by the people, For the People™.

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Hmm... I guess it's alright then, just as long as the masses don't get their hands on them, or near them. We smoke fancy rich cigars for their own good.

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I was just noting in another thread that you best not see a video from former Comrade John Lennon, he was smoking around children! Then again, he would probably be alive today were it not for his smoking.

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Where was this video? How could such a progressive person commit such a crime? When was this? There could always be the excuse that they didn't know smoking was bad for you back then, but I demand... something... to be done. Or stuff. What were we talking about?

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You must have over looked it Premier, It is in the Bush Crimes thread, right about the place where they are talking about the mime, and John Lennon "Mime Games" video.

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I'm sure he had a perfectly good excuse that the party can't deny. However, if he commits such a crime a second time, there will be Hillary to pay.

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I don't think you have to worry about that, though he is still voting.

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Good. Because if he wasn't we'd have to dig him up, have him taxidermied, and give it to the empress as a present.


 
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