Comrades, we are so fortunate that there are people employed by The Party™ to think for us.

Did you know that the best way to make all things Fair™ for The Children™ would be to completely eliminate The Family™? This is what Philosopher™ Adam Swift has concluded:

‘One way philosophers might think about solving the social justice problem would be by simply abolishing the family. If the family is this source of unfairness in society then it looks plausible to think that if we abolished the family there would be a more level playing field.'

Who is Adam Swift?

He's a Philosopher™ and, therefore, much smarter than you, or me.

And he Cares™ about The Children™ and Fairness™.

So, what does The Adam's Family look like? It's not a family, comrades. It's The Party™.

That's all you need to know.

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Liberalism 101 Lesson 113:

In the 1960's Liberal/Progressive/Socialists put as many of Amerika's families on the dole as possible, replacing fathers with a check from the government and fracturing families. We increased taxes on those we did not put on the dole forcing stay at home mothers to work to make up the loss of income that the taxes represented creating “latch key kids” and fracturing families.

In the 1970's Liberal/Progressive/Socialists demonized corporal punishment and promoted “No Fault” divorces, fracturing families and threatening them if they dared to discipline their children.

In the 1980's Liberal/Progressive/Socialists created the “Year of the Child” and promoted their “Self Esteem” whether or not the children had done anything worthy of esteem.

Now, decades later, when you see the cretins that Liberal/Progressive/Socialist policy has turned Amerika's children into, remember that we did it “for the children”.

Kamrades! Someone has been out there exposing party secrets and must be liquidated!

(Rincewind is climbing the steps out of Hell)

He looked down at the broad steps they were climbing. They were something of a novelty; each one was built out of large stone letters. The one he was just stepping on to, for example, read: I Meant It For The Best.

The next one was: I Thought You'd Like It.

Eric was standing on: For the Sake of the Children.

"Weird, isn't it?" he said. "Why do it like this?"

"I think they're meant to be good intentions," said Rincewind. This was a road to Hell, and demons were, after all, traditionalists.

And, while they are of course irredeemably evil, they are not always bad.

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Russian Family Agrees: America Becoming Like Soviet Union

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Synchronized pooping must be taught since they are young. Remember Lenin's immortal quote: "Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted."

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As an avid reader of and subscriber to Synchronized Pooping Magazine, I still have many historic issues and exciting centerfolds I like to peruse occasionally. Oh the memories.

Red Square wrote:Synchronized pooping must be taught since they are young. Remember Lenin's immortal quote: "Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted."

As an avid reader of and subscriber to Synchronized Pooping Magazine, I still have many historic issues and exciting centerfolds I like to peruse occasionally. Oh the memories.

That boy has your hair Comrade Red Square. Is that where you met the Mrs.?

Indeed, we both graduated magna cum laude from the same Advanced Toilet Training Program. She was the valedictorian and was voted "most likely to succeed." What brought us together was group work. Guess what we both majored in.

Red Square wrote:Indeed, we both graduated magna cum laude from the same Advanced Toilet Training Program.

Wassat? Magma cum laude?

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: Who is Adam Swift?

He's a Philosopher™ and, therefore, much smarter than you, or me.

And he Cares™ about The Children™ and Fairness™.

Widely known as Tom Swift's lesser brother, Adam changed his name at an early age from his given name, Notso.

The lad over to the left (a good place to be) in the background of the photo appears to be trying to pass one of the delicious school lunches provided by the beneficence of FLATUS.

Take down his name and add him to the watch list. Such visual protest of State Policy must be punished.

Does indeed remind me of the philosophy course I had to take back in college--must keep otherwise unemployable eggheads funded, after all. It was a discussion on the nature of reality. Question: Since all reality is a product of the Mind™ , how may we prove that this desk (your correspondents') exists? Answer: if it didn't, my ass would be on the floor. Yeah. Good times.

Battlebot Potemkin wrote:Answer: if it didn't, my ass would be on the floor.

Ehh ... I don't believe in existentialism.

Battlebot Potemkin wrote:Question: Since all reality is a product of the Mind™ , how may we prove that this desk (your correspondents') exists?

Answer: I question the premise. All reality is a product of the State and, since the State provided the desk, the desk must exist and it would be existentially dangerous for me to question otherwise.

Any further questions?

As Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt so wisely wrote:

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So, what does The Adam's Family look like? It's not a family, comrades. It's The Party™.

That's all you need to know.

Indeed Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt, Kerry is the obvious choice for Lurch, but who knew Comrade Reid would make such a perfect Uncle Fester? Brilliant work my marsupial friend.

I firmly believe that the family is the core and foundation of mankind and is essential for life here on Earth. We are born into a family for a reason and purpose.
Without the cohesion and stability of the family society as a whole will falter.

Notice the Current Truth ™ that attacks the family in its traditional role. God setup and created the family unit for his purposes that will allows be for our benefit. Anything that is contradictory to his will, will limit and diminish our eternal happiness.

It is vital to know that we have freedom to choose and must make our own choices and be accountable for them.
The Savior has instructed us to love the sinner and not the sin, as well as, not to judge other. We must respect each other.


Destroy the family must be our bellyfeel cries as we are to move beyond the restrictions that have held us back for generations. We must as one remove the false and dangerous emotional lie that has plagued the Party ™ for so long.
Only when the collective is your parent will we be able to witness the glory of Next Tuesday ™.


When one reviews the communist, socialist and other progressive manifests and doctrine it is alarming that in order to reach their utopia, the family must fail and their government must be your god, as religion is always a danger to their plan and family a danger to their society.

Adam Swift is merely plagiarizing previously copyrighted material (but with permission, of course, of its owners, Melissa Harris-Perry and Barack Obama) ...



... even though all copyrighted material belongs to the Collective anyway (except, of course, copyrighted material owned by the estate of the famed collectivist artist/photographer, Alberto Diaz Gutierrez a.k.a. Alberto Korda, asserting capitalist rights over the image of Che Guevara popularized on T-Shirts.)

--KOOK