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Accidental WH Friday News Dump Reveals Sebelius Soon To Go

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Washington D.C., December 13 17:23 EST — Upon hearing the report on the enlarged meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Democratic Party of the United States, the service personnel and people throughout the country broke into angry shouts that a stern judgment of the revolution should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional elements. Against the backdrop of these shouts rocking the country, a special tribunal of the Committee of State Security was held on _________, against traitor for all ages Kathleen Sebelius.

The accused Sebelius brought together undesirable forces and formed a faction as the boss of a modern day factional group for a long time and thus committed such hideous crime as attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state.

The tribunal examined Sebelius' crimes.

All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by her.

A decision of the special tribunal of the Committee of State Security was read out at the trial.

Every sentence of the decision served as sledge-hammer blow brought down by our angry service personnel and people on the head of Kathleen Sebelius, an anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional element and despicable political careerist and trickster.

The accused is a traitor to the nation for all ages who perpetrated anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional acts in a bid to overthrow the leadership of our party and state and the socialist system.

. . . It is an elementary obligation of a human being to repay trust with sense of obligation and benevolence with loyalty.

However, despicable human scum Kathleen Sebelius, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for her.

Early this morning the White House clarified that this report was erroneously prematurely released on yesterday's date.

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Guess somebody has to take the fall for the ObamaCare mess, and it ain't gonna be Obama. Bread and show trials. Feed her to the lions.

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Better yet, just have the mothership pick her - and Kerry - up and take them back to their home planet!



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Before I post this video, I must give a hat tip to ALTILLA, a commenter on breitbart.com, Sebelius%20Ducks%20Questions%20About%20Politifact's%20'Lie%20of%20the%20Year,'

who suggested that The National SLOGAN for Obamacare is:

PUT A LIME IN THE COCONUT AND CALL YOUR DOCTOR IN THE MORNING!

The following is the national SONG for Obamacare, says ALTILLA:
Yes, you can see the Obamadocs entertaining anybody to make extra cash, while waiting for some paying customers. You will also see the Obamadocnurses dancing to make those extra bucks as well.


I'm tellin' ya, Comrades, these days I, Pamalinsky, am getting more out of the "comments" sections than I am out of the actual articles themselves! Seriously!

If you just substitute the word "Lime" with the word "Lie" you'll definitely be getting the drift. Even if you don't, it still works in it's absurdity.
I'm posting this because I think you will enjoy it. Enjoy! It's a Classic!


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Comrades, is it not appropriate to give Commissar Sebelius a promotion? Considering her complete failure and considering she is a woman (and potentially part horse), this makes her a minority woman. PROMOTE COMMISSAR SEBELIUS WE THE WORKERS MUST RALLY AROUND THE STEEL POLE OF MARXMAS AND CHANT FOR HER ADVANCEMENT!

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Oh, goodie... another show trial! I'll break out the special ration of beet chips!

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Red Menace wrote:Oh, goodie... another show trial! I'll break out the special ration of beet chips!

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