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All Denounce Pupovich Now!

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You see, Puppy.... it always comes down to keeping house... nobody ever pays attention to the maids (or the dolphins)....

... You want to know why you let housekeeping in? Because nobody likes to make their own bed (or in the Chairman's case, clean up their own puke or corpses)... and in the end, they will always get lazy...

SMO
Just doin' my job... :)

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I think I am beginning to see why you chose housekeeping as your way of serving the Party! No doubt your housekeeping staff find many interesting things on their job. Uh, I should have known better than to keep those records, especially in paper form.

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You should also hear about the things her staff finds laying around after on of Meow's party's. The stories that legends are made of....

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I shudder to think of this.... I have read but a smattering of this, and it's all I can do to run to the showers and bathe as quickly as possible.

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You wouldn't believe what they find in the showers either....

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Surely they don't use the Hildo there....or is it waterproof?

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It is everything proof. After all, it was made for Queen Hillary. You know the high expectations she has for her sex toys.

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Well, actually I wouldn't know personally, I only hear the stories. I considered myself fortunate that she even took enough notice of a lowly commissar the other day to kick me. I have those pants with her hoof print enshrined now.

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The only reason that I know, is because I own the factories that build them. And the Guillotine factories, and the shovel factories, and the Poodle Gun factories, and the Nixon Clone factories, I mean, um, facilities, and more.

She has very high production standards. The materials alone cost more than the average Poodle Gun.

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You know, can I suggest that a cat beast Gatlng gun is both cheaper to build, has a more effective killing range, and the ammunition is both cheap and plentiful. I have had considerable success using depleted cat beasts against heavy armor.

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Premier Betty,
I can think of no reason to throw away years of research and a perfectly good munitions system, let alone the ammunition stockpile and farms we have developed and which have been sanctioned by the party... Betty... this is not the place to discuss this, for many reasons, including security. Please take this discussion to a more appropriate forum, after ascertaining if it is appropriate from a security standpoint to continue it, and with whom. I'm sure we all understand what's at stake.
Commissar Pupovich wrote:You know, can I suggest that a cat beast Gatlng gun is both cheaper to build, has a more effective killing range, and the ammunition is both cheap and plentiful. I have had considerable success using depleted cat beasts against heavy armor.
Comrade Pupovich,
The Poodle Gun Project is one of long standing research and development. To liken it to a Gatling Gun is to liken an advanced and integrated weapons platform to a pea shooter. Neither do we simply arbitrarily or unilaterally utilize an entire species as ammunition, be they "cat beasts" as you call them, or canids. The poodles were specially chosen and bred, and only after volunteering for the Greater Good TM. If, by "depleted cat beasts", you mean that you are using felines which are already dead, and which you were not responsible for the deaths of as munitions, then this might be acceptable (more detail would need to be known and this is not the correct forum for such a discussion), but if you have collected a bunch of stray cats and are simply throwing them, forcefully, either with or without a means of propulsion, at an enemy or target, then this would be most disconcerting. Whichever the case, again, this discussion should not be held in a public forum, both for security reasons, and because loose meows sink prows...

BTW - swinging a cat is just an expression... they really do not appreciate it, as Commissar Theocritus can attest to. I promise you.
SMO

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All I have to say is this:

"You have no idea of what the poodle is capable of!"

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Ah, but by the same token, you have not seen my cat Gatling gun! It is capable of shooting more than 2500 depleted cats a minute.... and I say more than because the exact rate and caliber of cat beasts is still a secret. And lets face it, the ammo I use is as common as dirt as opposed to more expensive poodles. As a matter of fact, there are sources that will pay us to take this ammo off their hands.

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We breed our poodles from only the best stock available on our many poodle farms. The poodle is a larger caliber than the cat, and is also less likely to run away from a fight, or a puddle of water.

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Ah, but you can be sure the Pup's cat ammo doesn't run period....

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Are you saying that your ammo is dead when you fire it? That doesn't seem very useful. We only fire live poodles because their yelping while flying through the air is a form of psychological warfare. Like the German bombers during WWII.

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Of course the Pup's ammo is no longer oxygen consumers when fired... even the Pup is more merciful than that. There is of course no reason why one's weapon platform can not use live cat beasts to scream like the Stuka's you mention.

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We use live ammunition because if they miss, they will always return to us to be re-used by The Party's Fist (AKA The New People's Red Army).

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You miss? Hmmmm, that won't go good on your record.

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Me? Miss? Never. Being the expert marksman that I am, there is no way for me to miss with a poodle gun. Unfortunately not everyone's aim is as good as mine. Even with the rigorous training the Nixon Clones go through, their aiming ability is naturally not as good as mine. Even with one of your cat guns, the average infantryman would miss occasionally. That way, no ammunition is wasted. Except for the explosive anti tank poodles. Oops, I may have said too much outside the proper forum.

Of course, only the best can perform in real life as the legendary -wedge- performs in America's Army.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nrVDtyVMFdo

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Well, needless to say I am very hesitant to release this, but you will find some early work with a cat cannon here. But warning, it's not for the faint of heart.

https://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

But then we started some exploratory work on a gatling gun as shown here:



Which evolved into this...the true power of the Pup's gatling gun....


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He he, that game is awesome. Although every time we played it in summer camp, they would try to ban it. I can rarely get above 1,000 feet though.

As for the rubber band gun, well I have always been a fan of the evil kkkapitalist Legos unfortunately, but I find that the main flaw with them is that they are really weak, and a gun like that, no matter how devastating it is, is just too fragile to be used on a battlefield. I used to build with the Mindstorms Legos, the robotic ones with the motors, and the sensors and stuff, but they only had 3 output ports. I made a robot with treads, and an arm, but one output was used for moving forward and reverse, the other for steering, and the last one was for moving the arm up and down. There wasn't a 4th output for closing the hand, so I had some trouble there, and I could never figure out how to program the main units to recognize input controls from the remote control I had. I ended giving up because of the limitations.

And the miniguns... well all I have to say is this:

I LIOVE MINIGUNS, and the handheld version, the Microgun, the Vulcan cannon (20mm), and the Avenger (30mm). We have done some work on poodle miniguns, but so far we are only in the developmental and prototype stages. So far all we have is the dual Gatlin style poodleguns. We hope to have more later on.


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Needless to say, the following must be kept most hush hush... but we are evaluating the weapon of the future even as we speak. Now keep in mind, this is still being researched, but you will especially find the Goliathon 83 interesting.

https://www.wetanz.com/rayguns/infomercial.php

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Ooh! Very useful. It kinda reminded me of the commercials for plasmids in Bioshock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbaPOQmTkU

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One really has to appreciate the green weapon directing stinging insects at your enemy!

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It is very useful. My friend has the game and it is really fun. The insect attack is also used in the trailer for the game. Although the beginning may seem a little weird, and resembling pedophilia, you would have to play the game to understand.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wD_u06UYc40

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Pretty cool, those insignificant humans... but hard to imagine how his bees would bother the robot.

BTW, I was thinking, this thread should be deleted seeing how my denunciation never happened!

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Actually, it's not much of a robot, more of a bio-enhanced human with lots of stuff done to him. And I guess he would get annoyed by bees if they flew into that hole in his helmet....

Anyhoo...

I DENOUNCE YOU FOR NOT KNOWING THAT!!!!

PAY ATTENTION!!!

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You would denounce a comrade for being too busy working for the revolution and Hillary's election to not know anything about a playstation game? Besides, I have not been issued a permit to have such a game as of this time. Who is in charge of that any way? Wouldn't Fox be the Commissar in charge?

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I DENOUNCE TOU AGAIN!!!!

Bioshock is unfortunately only for the Xbox 360 and Windows Vista. Even more unfortunately, I have neither. However, if my brother gets one for X-mas (which I will generously contribute to the fund with taxpayer money), we will get it. And all the Halo games. And Gears of War.

I do not denounce you for working on our MTE's overthrow of the civilized world, only because you were complaining that you weren't getting denounced enough.

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Uh, I think Premier Betty has had too much vodka and is now denouncing TOU. Who is this person? From whence did He/She/It come? This is perplexing.

Therefore I DENOUNCE Comissar Pupovich for not distributing these wonderful miniguns to the masses so we may defend ourselves in Texas from the mongrel hordes sneaking across our borders..... Maybe we need a wall......

and I DENOUNCE Premier Betty for hoarding vodka! and send out the elmoenforcer!

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It's not my fault!!! I can't type after just chugging a bottle of Ritalin and vodka. I meant to type "YOU", but obviously the evil kkkapitalist spell check decided to humiliate me by not fixing my mistakes for me.

After the revolution, all spell cheating software will work 100%!

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Premier Betty wrote:I do not denounce you for working on our MTE's overthrow of the civilized world, only because you were complaining that you weren't getting denounced enough.

Untrue! I Denounce you for accusing an innocent Commissar for complaining about not getting denounced enough! I also denounce you for not having either an XBox of Vista!

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LoneRedStar wrote:Therefore I DENOUNCE Comissar Pupovich for not distributing these wonderful miniguns to the masses so we may defend ourselves in Texas from the mongrel hordes sneaking across our borders..... Maybe we need a wall......

and I DENOUNCE Premier Betty for hoarding vodka! and send out the elmoenforcer!

I denounce you for not reading more carefully for if you had, you would know that it was Premier Betty and SMO who have so far blocked this Commissar from deploying his weapon systems on the grounds that the Poodle Gun is the only approved weapon system.

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Untrue! I Denounce you for accusing an innocent Commissar for complaining about not getting denounced enough!

I denounce you again for blatant lies that do not advance the party's goals! I have proof!

BTW, I was thinking, this thread should be deleted seeing how my denunciation never happened!

DENOUNCED!!!!!

I also denounce you for not having either an XBox of Vista!

Do you have any of these things? If not, then I denounce you for denouncing me when you had no right to denounce me for denouncing you about denouncing... wait... what were we talking about...?

it was Premier Betty and SMO who have so far blocked this Commissar from deploying his weapon systems on the grounds that the Poodle Gun is the only approved weapon system.

The poodle is superior to the cat! Therefore it is a better weapons system. Have you ever heard of an attack cat? We just made the attack dog better by conceiving a better delivery system for them to get to the enemy.

More proof that Gatling guns are superior. (What all Nixon Clones of the New People's Red Army aspire to be like.)


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Premier Betty wrote:Untrue! I Denounce you for accusing an innocent Commissar for complaining about not getting denounced enough!

I denounce you again for blatant lies that do not advance the party's goals! I have proof!

BTW, I was thinking, this thread should be deleted seeing how my denunciation never happened!

DENOUNCED!!!!!

I also denounce you for not having either an XBox of Vista!

Do you have any of these things? If not, then I denounce you for denouncing me when you had no right to denounce me for denouncing you about denouncing... wait... what were we talking about...?

it was Premier Betty and SMO who have so far blocked this Commissar from deploying his weapon systems on the grounds that the Poodle Gun is the only approved weapon system.

The poodle is superior to the cat! Therefore it is a better weapons system. Have you ever heard of an attack cat? We just made the attack dog better by conceiving a better delivery system for them to get to the enemy.




Fine then I will send out the most dreaded thing ever imagineable to Comrade Pupovich........ here kitty kitty (the real attak kat)

Loneredstar's hello kitty world domination collective is available for parties, purges and other collective events. so Call today !!

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