And on the soil of the host country, no less!
USA Women's Volleyball Team Thanks the Evil Bushitler
Thank him? Thank--oh, I can't put the word before his name--Bush? For what?
For the slaughter of millions of innocent women and children around the world for the past eight years?
For single-handedly destroying the global economy AND the Earth's environment?
For his illegal, immoral war for blood and oil?
For the trolls over at the Mime's funny pages?
For--for--well, for everything bad that's ever happened since time immemorial!
What's wrong with these two women? Have they been digitally lobotomized by Fox News all these years? Didn't they see the sweat on him when they were forced to take part in that despicable right wing propaganda last week, pretending to frolic with him and teach him how to spike balls?
(Ha! I'd like to show him how I spike balls!)
I guess Misty and Kerri had their heads buried too deep in that sand where they were playing. Must've happened while they were prostrating themselves before him in worship, like all neocons do. I say, the Cult of Personality around that slimeball Bush is enough to make you puke.
So these gals think they owe their victory to Bush? My fellow comrades, "victory" and "Bush" do not belong in the same sentence, ever! (Well, except in the preceding case to make the necessary point.)
No, these women owe their success to no one but the Obamessiah, who doesn't sweat at all! For he is the one who gave them Hope. Hope that they could win the gold medal. He is the one who gave them Change. Change that they needed in their lives and hearts, by realizing that they could only win the gold by accepting the Obamessiah into those same lives and hearts. He is the one who gave them Audacity. The Audacity to kick all the other teams' butts.
If only I knew where they got the audacity to thank--oh, there goes my stomach again--Bush!
I say when these two women dare to return to the States, we meet them at the airport and we spit on them and call them
But your denunciation of bushitler misses the main reason why he is so evil. He was once the owner of the Texas Rangers, a reactionary group of athletes in Arlington, Texas, who play the reactionary game of baseball.
And to make it worse, the evil counterrevolutionary Misty May is married to the catcher for the Florida Marlins!
I am personally ashamed and embarrassed that we allowed this trash to represent us in the Chinese Utopia. If anything the Chinese authorities should arrest them both and ram bamboo shoots up their fingernails for praising a man with the blood of millions on his hands! This kind of "free-speech" should not be tolerated under any circumstances! SHAME!
America’s reputation after this incident surely will never recover. We still remain a pariah nation, my Comrades. We will be hated even more after this latest outrage.
[b]WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH[b]
Red BubbaOpiate, don't take this the wrong way, but I just realized I had been staring numbly at your avatar for the past 3 hours.
This would only be a problem if it were switched on and tuned to the mind-softening waves of CNN, MSNBC or similar psycho-active agents. Obama and the Party need willing followers but 3 hours straight exposure will turn the neurons positively phlegmatic. Victims of over-exposure may experience:
- Comrade Pelosi begins making sense to them (and looking attractive, also!)
- Walking and chewing gum simultaneously becomes impossible
- Extreme compulsion to enroll in real estate courses
- Loss of ability to hear spouse and kidniks (but not Olberman, unfortunately)
In extreme cases, victims have been observed running into home with handfuls of dog poop yelling "Look at what I almost am stepping in!"
First aid: turn off thought control device and stare for at least one hour at picture of Bushhitler, Reagan or some other image to arouse People's revolutionary anger glands. That will stimulate the anti-capitalist cortex centers and produce enough populist snakeoil so that at least shoveling will become possible again. Isn't pseudo-science wonderful?
Opiate of the PeopleAgreed! Volleyball and other score-keeping games are not sports of the People. The only true People's sports are things like synchronized swimming, where the proletariat sits and applauds politely and waits for aribtrarily appointed team of bureaucrats to tell them whether it was good or not! Now, THAT'S entertainment!
Most observant, Opiated Comrade! I have always thought the collective should have its OWN olympics, celebrating the shared accomplishments of its people, while carefully avoiding any praise for exceptionalism or criticism of failure. Different factories could compete to meet artibrary quotas while producing shoddy goods of inferior workmanship, which the poor proles clamor for in long lines. Collective farms could alternately produce turnips, beets and potatoes (or is it potatos) only to see them to rot in the fields due to inadequate labor scheduling for the harvest. Oh, wait...that's pretty much what we are doing now...