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An inside look at Nyet Neutrality

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Comrades and commissioners!

Dear Leader has given us a exclusive look into Nyet Neutrality regulations. He promises us the best neutrality the government will give. We got the Nyet to look more like Neutral Planet in Futurama. Everything and anything will be very neutral according to the government.

We all know communism creates a neutral class, as all contradictions and conflicts will wither away into equality. Only those who pass government standards will be admitted. That's why we need to make more rules to follow just so we can always be in line for equality.

Other sites like Drudge and Fox News will be going through a mandatory makeover. For shame that these sites and others have been up for far too long. Any site that does not follow government rules must be airbrushed from history and their domain names awarded to more equal comrades.

Forward Towards Next Tuesday!



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Captain Craptek wrote:Next Step - Neutralized TV
I would just like to take this opportnity to express my admiration for your tech skills Captain Craptek. My first instinct is to ask you to take me under your wing, but if my understanding of biology is korrekt, flying squirrels do not have wings and I'm not really sure I want to be taken under your webbed limbs. It is my honor just to kall myself your newest best old friend. I have also wondered just how long you have been mired in the rank of captain, and if perhaps you committed some crime that prevents you from being promoted.
Image As an admitted amateur here at the kube, I would also like to give a shout-out to Red Square, whose skills as an agitprop artist are unparallelled on the entire internet. I can say in all kandor that it was Komrade Square's propaganda that led me to this glorious place. Furthermore, I appreciate the humor that thrives among the commentators in this oasis of truth surrounded by a world of anger and deception. I send my sincerest heartfelt gratitude to all who make this possible.

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Next Step - Neutralized TV
I would just like to take this opportnity to express my admiration for your tech skills Captain Craptek. My first instinct is to ask you to take me under your wing, but if my understanding of biology is korrekt, flying squirrels do not have wings and I'm not really sure I want to be taken under your webbed limbs. It is my honor just to kall myself your newest best old friend. [highlight=#ffff00]I have also wondered just how long you have been mired in the rank of captain, and if perhaps you committed some crime that prevents you from being promoted.[/highlight]
Image As an admitted amateur here at the kube, I would also like to give a shout-out to Red Square, whose skills as an agitprop artist are unparallelled on the entire internet. I can say in all kandor that it was Komrade Square's propaganda that led me to this glorious place. Furthermore, I appreciate the humor that thrives among the commentators in this oasis of truth surrounded by a world of anger and deception. I send my sincerest heartfelt gratitude to all who make this possible.

"Mired" in the rank of Captain? "Mired"? No,...once you've grown accustomed to the ways of The Party you will come to appreciate the value of "modest" rank. As "First Lieutenant" Craptek I'd be a mere umbrella carrier for my betters; As "Major" Craptek my assigned responsibility of command might interfere with more important worldly pleasures; No, Comrade Punk - "Captain" Craptek provides just the right blend of fear inducing authority with the down-home flavor of the common prole.

As to the question of some "crime" committed in the past interfering with my current status: I hope you are not suggesting such a thing could, or even might be true... such an allegation might lead to your current status as my "newest, best old friend" being suddenly downgraded to "latest, previously best old friend." But, as I find myself in good spirits this fine day, I will disregard the implication and move on to more pressing issues,... what's for dinner?

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Konservative_Punk wrote:
"Mired" in the rank of Captain? "Mired"? No,...once you've grown accustomed to the ways of The Party you will come to appreciate the value of "modest" rank. As "First Lieutenant" Craptek I'd be a mere umbrella carrier for my betters; As "Major" Craptek my assigned responsibility of command might interfere with more important worldly pleasures; No, Comrade Punk - "Captain" Craptek provides just the right blend of fear inducing authority with the down-home flavor of the common prole.

As to the question of some "crime" committed in the past interfering with my current status: I hope you are not suggesting such a thing could, or even might be true... such an allegation might lead to your current status as my "newest, best old friend" being suddenly downgraded to "latest, previously best old friend." But, as I find myself in good spirits this fine day, I will disregard the implication and move on to more pressing issues,... what's for dinner?
Unless Comrade Craptek is in the People's Navy....

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:
Konservative_Punk wrote:
"Mired" in the rank of Captain? "Mired"? No,...once you've grown accustomed to the ways of The Party you will come to appreciate the value of "modest" rank. As "First Lieutenant" Craptek I'd be a mere umbrella carrier for my betters; As "Major" Craptek my assigned responsibility of command might interfere with more important worldly pleasures; No, Comrade Punk - "Captain" Craptek provides just the right blend of fear inducing authority with the down-home flavor of the common prole.

As to the question of some "crime" committed in the past interfering with my current status: I hope you are not suggesting such a thing could, or even might be true... such an allegation might lead to your current status as my "newest, best old friend" being suddenly downgraded to "latest, previously best old friend." But, as I find myself in good spirits this fine day, I will disregard the implication and move on to more pressing issues,... what's for dinner?
Unless Comrade Craptek is in the People's Navy....

Commodore Snoogie Woogums and I have an "arrangement" regarding dinner - that is, I am NOT a part of his arrangements.

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and I hope the Commodore's nuts are not part of yours, Craptek.Image

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:and I hope the Commodore's nuts are not part of yours, Craptek.Image

In no way, Comrade Ivan. It is my belief that no man's nuts are above or below those of another. All nuts are of equal value. I, Captain Craptek, defend the nuts of all persons with equal passion!

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:and I hope the Commodore's nuts are not part of yours, Craptek.Image

In no way, Comrade Ivan. It is my belief that no man's nuts are above or below those of another. All nuts are of equal value. I, Captain Craptek, defend the nuts of all persons with equal passion!
Speaking of other mens' nuts...
I wonder if you, Captain Craptek, have konsidered the opportunity of meeting and/or emulating India's preeminent handler of other men's nuts, under the guise of pursuing holiness and closeness to God.

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Speaking of other mens' nuts...
I wonder if you, Captain Craptek, have konsidered the opportunity of meeting and/or emulating India's preeminent handler of other men's nuts, under the guise of pursuing holiness and closeness to God.[


Hmmm. It appears as though the RINO establishment has been to India and met up with this guru.

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:and I hope the Commodore's nuts are not part of yours, Craptek.Image

In no way, Comrade Ivan. It is my belief that no man's nuts are above or below those of another. All nuts are of equal value. I, Captain Craptek, defend the nuts of all persons with equal passion!
Speaking of other mens' nuts...
I wonder if you, Captain Craptek, have konsidered the opportunity of meeting and/or emulating India's preeminent handler of other men's nuts, under the guise of pursuing holiness and closeness to God.

This fellow, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, (if that is his name) is a mere piker when compared against our Misloom comrades! He claims castration will bring a man closer to God - Whereas ISIS can guarantee you will get MUCH, MUCH closer if decapitated!

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Gummipuppe wrote:
Konservative_Punk wrote:
Speaking of other mens' nuts...
I wonder if you, Captain Craptek, have konsidered the opportunity of meeting and/or emulating India's preeminent handler of other men's nuts, under the guise of pursuing holiness and closeness to God.[


[highlight=#ffff00]Hmmm. It appears as though the RINO establishment has been to India and met up with this guru[/highlight].
The numbers tend to support your theory Komrade Gummipuppe. There are kurrently about 20 women serving in Kongress. With 400 neutered eunuchs, that leaves just 15 members of Kongress who remain intakt. Fifteen sounds a little high, but it's a very plausible theory. I like it.

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I was going to direct people to one of my favorite progressive tools, the Group Name Picker, and the "Moderate Group Name" category, as a way to find more names of things that are neutral and, thus, non-offensive to all. But it would appear that the Group Name Picker is only showing one group name for each category these days. Maybe it's under repair, or surveillance by homeland security. Anyway here is one name of a non-offensive group. Quiet Doormats For Monotonous Tomorrow

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Konservative_Punk wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Next Step - Neutralized TV
I would just like to take this opportnity to express my admiration for your tech skills Captain Craptek. My first instinct is to ask you to take me under your wing, but if my understanding of biology is korrekt, flying squirrels do not have wings and I'm not really sure I want to be taken under your webbed limbs. It is my honor just to kall myself your newest best old friend. I have also wondered just how long you have been mired in the rank of captain, and if perhaps you committed some crime that prevents you from being promoted.
Image As an admitted amateur here at the kube, I would also like to give a shout-out to Red Square, whose skills as an agitprop artist are unparallelled on the entire internet. I can say in all kandor that it was Komrade Square's propaganda that led me to this glorious place. Furthermore, I appreciate the humor that thrives among the commentators in this oasis of truth surrounded by a world of anger and deception. I send my sincerest heartfelt gratitude to all who make this possible.

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Komrade Konservative_Punk,

I feel just the same as you do, and have enjoyed your posts very much. I found the Cube through a link someone posted in a comments section. I don't remember what that was. But, as soon as I linked to the site, I felt at home. I wasn't sure why or what to do with it at first. But, I learned, and, am still learning.

I love connecting with people. To me, that's what life is all about. I, too, have found an oasis here. I have met many wonderful people here, including, believe it or not, the love of my life (never saw that coming). I love the spontaneity of the Cube and how Comrade Red Square lets it create itself. It's quite beautiful. Many of us would crawl through glass for Comrade Red because we appreciate his creation of this site and simply respect what he has been through.

I don't "worship" Comrade Red, I just admire him immensely. He is an inspiration for us to just be ourselves. You know, like, "individuals," and provides us with an excellent forum to do just that. This can be "addictive", especially when our rights to be individuals are increasingly being taken away from us.

Glad you are here with us, Komrade_Punk. Welcome!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Konservative_Punk wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Next Step - Neutralized TV
I would just like to take this opportnity to express my admiration for your tech skills Captain Craptek. My first instinct is to ask you to take me under your wing, but if my understanding of biology is korrekt, flying squirrels do not have wings and I'm not really sure I want to be taken under your webbed limbs. It is my honor just to kall myself your newest best old friend. I have also wondered just how long you have been mired in the rank of captain, and if perhaps you committed some crime that prevents you from being promoted.
Image As an admitted amateur here at the kube, I would also like to give a shout-out to Red Square, whose skills as an agitprop artist are unparallelled on the entire internet. I can say in all kandor that it was Komrade Square's propaganda that led me to this glorious place. Furthermore, I appreciate the humor that thrives among the commentators in this oasis of truth surrounded by a world of anger and deception. I send my sincerest heartfelt gratitude to all who make this possible.

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Komrade Konservative_Punk,

I feel just the same as you do, and have enjoyed your posts very much. I found the Cube through a link someone posted in a comments section. I don't remember what that was. But, as soon as I linked to the site, I felt at home. I wasn't sure why or what to do with it at first. But, I learned, and, am still learning.

I love connecting with people. To me, that's what life is all about. I, too, have found an oasis here. I have met many wonderful people here, including, believe it or not, the love of my life (never saw that coming). I love the spontaneity of the Cube and how Comrade Red Square lets it create itself. It's quite beautiful. Many of us would crawl through glass for Comrade Red because we appreciate his creation of this site and simply respect what he has been through.

I don't "worship" Comrade Red, I just admire him immensely. He is an inspiration for us to just be ourselves. You know, like, "individuals," and provides us with an excellent forum to do just that. This can be "addictive", especially when our rights to be individuals are increasingly being taken away from us.

Glad you are here with us, Komrade_Punk. Welcome!
Thank you Komrade Pamalinsky. It is my honor to be here among such witty patriots. I am very happy for you, and the love of your life. I am fortunate to have done the same on another site, at the dawn of the current millenium. It just so happened that she was a citizen of Croatia, formerly of the kommunist Yugoslavia.

When I went to meet her there for the first time, I was immediately greeted by some who didn't seem to understand that kommunism was finished. I was detained and interrogated by government authorities several times during the course of my visit. It was a harrowing experience (not anything like Hillary's dodging sniper-fire in neighboring Bosnia), but I was in love, which made it all worthwhile. We will celebrate the fourteenth anniversary of our marriage this year, and are still blinded by our love for one another.

Even though they were a newly created democratic republic, it gave me an up-close and personal view of what the differences between liberty and socialism were. Before that, I hadn't given it too much consideration. It was a real eye-opener. I have returned to visit several times since then, and have watched as the nation transformed itself by embracing capitalism.

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Komrade Konservative_Punk,


What a wonderful story! I can only imagine what you went through being interrogated upon entry to that country when you were so eager to meet your love for the first time. No wonder your wife "blindly" loves you. Good man!


Similarly, my love lived in a foreign country, too. Japan. He is an American who taught English as a second language at a major university. He wanted to leave, even though he had a tenured position.


We already knew we wanted to be together but, decided to meet in Hawaii, because we could. At that time I lived in Los Angeles. So, we met in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Our first meeting at the airport was so natural and sweet. We have been together since May 2010. He is almost done getting an engineering degree at IUPU (Indiana U/Purdue)


Ain't love grand?

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Pamalinsky wrote:<prog off>


Komrade Konservative_Punk,


What a wonderful story! I can only imagine what you went through being interrogated upon entry to that country when you were so eager to meet your love for the first time. No wonder your wife "blindly" loves you. Good man!


Similarly, my love lived in a foreign country, too. Japan. He is an American who taught English as a second language at a major university. He wanted to leave, even though he had a tenured position.


We already knew we wanted to be together but, decided to meet in Hawaii, because we could. At that time I lived in Los Angeles. So, we met in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Our first meeting at the airport was so natural and sweet. We have been together since May 2010. He is almost done getting an engineering degree at IUPU (Indiana U/Purdue)


Ain't love grand?

Are you bound in partnership yet?

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Komrade Hammer, We are, but had to wait for a divorce to complete. It is, and we will.

We were bound in partnership from the beginning.

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Net Neuterality is a much more descriptive term. Captain Craptek may prefer Nut Neuterality. Both are approved methods of reaching Neuquality. As always, I have my State Authorized Saw cleaned and ready (well, ready anyway) for whatever neutering the State may require. As usual the operation will be performed without my assistant Anesthesia who is unavailable due to currently being Nueeducated.


 
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