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2999 nonpersons relinquished their citizenship in 2013

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Rejoice comrades, another record has been shattered by the enlightened action of Dear Leader!

According to the People's Department Of The Treasury And Asset Retrieval, a record number of undesirables and counterrevolutionaries have renounced their citizenship or turned in their green cards this year.

2999 nonpersons relinquished their citizenship, a 221% increase over the 2012 total of 932. This new accomplishment shatters the previous record of 1781 set in 2011.

A new day is dawning in the United Socialist States of America - a new day of compulsory equality; next Tuesday is right around the corner and these treacherous miscreants realize their days are numbered. What new wonders await us in what Dear Leader calls the year of action?

This comrade is tingling in anticipation!

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Hooray! We can now report 2999 fewer unemployed citizens! I look forward to the announcement bark from the Carnie.

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PolPotLuckSupper wrote:Rejoice comrades, another record has been shattered by the enlightened action of Dear Leader!

According to the People's Department Of The Treasury And Asset Retrieval, a record number of undesirables and counterrevolutionaries have renounced their citizenship or turned in their green cards this year.

2999 nonpersons relinquished their citizenship, a 221% increase over the 2012 total of 932. This new accomplishment shatters the previous record of 1781 set in 2011.

A new day is dawning in the United Socialist States of America - a new day of compulsory equality; next Tuesday is right around the corner and these treacherous miscreants realize their days are numbered. What new wonders await us in what Dear Leader calls the year of action?

This comrade is tingling in anticipation!

I'm hoping those who gave up U.S. citizenship will hurry and get in line at the Mexican border so they can re-enter illegally and gain added benefits! If this keeps up we can all be undocumented non-workers before I count to 10! (If I knew how to count to 10) Marvelous news.

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I wish to sponsor a family who might not otherwise be financially able to renounce their citizenship. We should make it more affordable for struggling treacherous miscreants subversives and counter revolutionaries to turn in their green cards. Let's start by closing tax loopholes for the wealthy who benefit the most, and need them the least.

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Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:I wish to sponsor a family who might not otherwise be financially able to renounce their citizenship. We should make it more affordable for struggling treacherous miscreants subversives and counter revolutionaries to turn in their green cards. Let's start by closing tax loopholes for the wealthy who benefit the most, and need them the least.
Rarely have I seen such devotion to the cause! I follow Comrade Mike? Any families needing assistancea and also having zaftig daughter over 18 may reach me here by electronic mail. Prefer brunettes.

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PolPotLuckSupper wrote:
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:I wish to sponsor a family who might not otherwise be financially able to renounce their citizenship. We should make it more affordable for struggling treacherous miscreants subversives and counter revolutionaries to turn in their green cards. Let's start by closing tax loopholes for the wealthy who benefit the most, and need them the least.
Rarely have I seen such devotion to the cause! I follow Comrade Mike? Any families needing assistancea and also having zaftig daughter over 18 may reach me here by electronic mail. Prefer brunettes.

I myself am uncaring of age, but she must climb well and have a bushy tail.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
PolPotLuckSupper wrote:
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:I wish to sponsor a family who might not otherwise be financially able to renounce their citizenship. We should make it more affordable for struggling treacherous miscreants subversives and counter revolutionaries to turn in their green cards. Let's start by closing tax loopholes for the wealthy who benefit the most, and need them the least.
Rarely have I seen such devotion to the cause! I follow Comrade Mike? Any families needing assistancea and also having zaftig daughter over 18 may reach me here by electronic mail. Prefer brunettes.

I myself am uncaring of age, but she must climb well and [highlight=#ffff00]have a bushy tail[/highlight].

I am with difficulty restraining myself from making jokes about Lady Mooch.

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Comrade Diaperette, I am for admiring your stoic resolve!

And yet - why are we concerned? Have these former Americans not been freed from CitizenshipLock™? And will not their places soon be quickly filled, yea verily even to overflowing, by the newly amnestied masses?

Still, the Moooster™ definitely got some junk in the trunk.


 
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