Everyone knows that our Dear and Wise Leader cares for all good and obedient citizens of the World and the Children™. He's sacrificed for us and we must show our appreciation and love. Praise be onto our Savior and Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama!!
(...and a Van no less, I bet it's even a WORK VAN!)
I DENOUNCE WORK!
(...and I bet the owner MAKES MONEY!!!)
I DENOUNCE CAPITALIST EXPLOITATION UNITS!
The racist message on its side is written in English, undoubtedly a secret code which discriminates against those who can't read and the non-English speaking peoples.
Clearly, this vehicle belongs to the KKK!
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
As you well know, I recent submitted my entry to the Nobel Peace Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. I felt my chances to win might be better if I submitted a subscription.
I’ve just received my first issue of Newspeek magazine. This van is DEFINITELY Racist…it’s a FORD!
Com. Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Under Assistant (3rd Class) to the Deputy Vice Secretary Kommissar
for Unfastened Ordinance and Other Miscellaneous Armaments
We are contemplating it's paradoxical parameters... the judges will return with the verdict shortly..
An International, eh?
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
The bumper sticker said, "Legalize the Constitution." What does that mean anyway? What Constitution? How about "Honk if you love messiaO, or I'll kick your racist, white butt!"
(see my post on "What's So Funny?")
You have your work cut out for you, feeding all of us here in the Gulag. I hope you have some good recipes using beets, and potatoes.
But, my mind wanders to tastier things, even if it's only to dream about, and I like to tease Comrade Red Rooster, and ruffle his feathers. Do you have a good recipe for a chicken casserole?
I am unfamiliar with chicken recipies...I will get back to you. Chef Marx put out a chicken butchering cookbook awhile back...
At the Kommissary today, as I was piling beets into my cart, I noticed that people were only buying generic beets instead of name brand beets. I wonder what this means? I think it is the death bells ringing for capitalism! No one likes the colorful beet boxes and better tasting beets anymore. It is better to have every beet in your cart the SAME color of RED!
And who is this Chef Marx? Are you referring to our friend Karl The Krony Kapitalist? By the way have you met Che Gourmet? I bet you two could whip up a great HARVARD beet feast for us all!
Mmmmmmm... Mmmmmmmmm... Mmmmmmmm....
Chicken Obama is Divine
Chicken a la King Hussein
Chicken Enchilada for our friends in the North American Union.
Chicken nuggets of truth, only found in Happy Meals at your local Re-education centers.
Chicken Pol Pot...I mean Pot Pie.
Chicken Livers for those lacking in Iron Chains.
Sweet and Sour Chicken for those relieved by BO replacing Bushitler.
I could go on, but you get the point that with chicken there are endless possibilities. The collective kitchen is always open. Except when I am mopping the floors.
Beware you tell others of your mop. You might be assigned to mop up messes made by Brunoand others.
Comrade Beck has, indeed, been denounced today. Click Here
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
For warmer climates, a unicycle. It is a symbol of unity, the circle of life, one world, one gender, one race, one whatever you want. It should only be available in one color: probably black, or maybe red. It is the people's bike. It is environmentally friendly because it only requires the sweat of the people.
For colder climates, a monoski. This one is tougher to justify since snow is white, and you will be using it in snow; however, you are TREADING on snow, which is so satisfying. It allows you to shift position constantly and always go downhill. Everyone's feet would be going in the same direction.
I"ll keep shopping around though...it is almost impossible to suggest any vehicle which could not potentailly be called racist, because all vehicles are racist, because...well, they are. The safest way to travel would perhaps be a hearse, because you are no longer a pest to anyone, especially the revolution.
Thank you, Red Square!
[center]For Amazing Feats of Intellectual Acrobatics![/center][center]
[/center][center] [/center][center]This Day of Obama .10 Ruling Eons Into Eternal Rule And Before The Unwashed Masses(TM), by the power vested in The Politburo(TM).[/center][center]
[center]I Hereby Bequeath Upon Comrade Casserole Czar...[/center][center]
[/center][center][/center][center]This Shining Medal of Glory.[/center][center]. .[/center][center]. .[/center][center]. .[/center][center].[/center][center]
[/center][center]Welcome to The Party(TM) Comrade Casserole Czar![/center][center][/center]
I will never forget this honor, and I will strive to earn more for the common good.
I LOVE The Party! Thank you, Comrades.
PS...this one's going on the FRIDGE, so my little beets can see how clever their mama beet is!
The Beet of The Week[sup]TM[/sup] award suddenly gains a whole new meaning...
Red SquareWhere are ACORN, avant-garde graffiti artists with spray cans, and the DMV Commissar when you need them? This atrocity can only exist in some red state. In progressive New York this vehicle wouldn't last a day...
Today I received the following email:
Quote:Hello, I am the guy who sent you some slogans before the election; you turned two of them into t-shirts. Here are a few more. I had the first one made up on Zazzle, and it resulted in some tolerant comrade dumping oil on my car.
- Liberalism is Legalized Looting
- Democrats Depend on Dependency to maintain power
- Principled objection to Runaway Government is NOT racism
"We are fast approaching the stage in the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest period of human history; the stage of rule by brute force." -Ayn Rand
This picture proves my original point. And illustrates the old maxim that conservatism causes oil spills.
Quote:And illustrates the old maxim that conservatism causes oil spills.
Brilliant, Fearless Leader!
Speaking of T-Shirt ideas, here is one I used to write on the sides of dollar bills:
Pay Your Taxes - Feed a Bureaucrat
Give to Charity - Feed a Child
How wonderful to deface the very sign of kaptialism itself! Keep up the good work!
It's almost as good as pouring oil on a racist van!
I need to be silenced. I swore I would not use the edit button anymore!
I'll try again...
Soon we will be like Zimbabwe and all money can be used as scribbling paper, if we wish. I just know that is Dear Leader's intent.
Mr. Ed says:
Don't feel bad, Casserole, I do quite a bit of editing myself. And if you ever need to cross something out the comes in handy.
Like this, for example: I so admire
Red Rooster should know all about this I would assume.