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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her brain of top researchers allege that a dark-money conspiracy is behind the hard laboring and equal comrades in agitation at The People's Cube and its subsidiary People's Karaoke.


AOC and her brain made this allegation to explain recent dismal poll results showing just how divided our nation has become. The Quinnipiac poll results indicate that more Republicans have an opinion about AOC than Democrats.

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez's brain has called upon the dot-connecting skills of Rep. Maxine Waters to work in tandem to investigate this obvious conspiracy that most certainly is just another facet of Trump's Collusion With Russia.

Does AOC and brain not see the divisive nature of this poll response narrative? Does she actually want to imply that the ceaseless and equal workers at The People's Cube yearning for the glorious day of Next Tuesday be accused of being directed and PAID by the KKKapitalist enemy of The People, Robert Mercer?


How can we labor together to achieve Next Tuesday if The People are purging themselves?

I do not wish to impugn the impunity of AOC (pbuh), but is not "dark money" a racist dog whistle? Not that there is anything wrong with whistles for dogs, of course.

RedDiaperette wrote:I do not wish to impugn the impunity of AOC (pbuh), but is not "dark money" a racist dog whistle? Not that there is anything wrong with whistles for dogs, of course.

Hey, some of my best friends are dogs. And some of them can even be trained to serve drinks.

Red Square wrote:Hey, some of my best friends are dogs. And some of them can even be trained to serve drinks.

Clearly they can be trained to behave like a congressperson whose emotional development stopped at the age of 13.

jackalopelipsky wrote:How can we labor together to achieve Next Tuesday if The People are purging themselves?

Not sure, but she certainly makes me want to purge MY self!

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:How can we labor together to achieve Next Tuesday if The People are purging themselves?

Not sure, but she certainly makes me want to purge MY self!

Comrade Lysenkomann, this is not the time to go full on Tom Lantos Direktiff and commit suicide.

This new information from AOC's brain is like living in a season of "Alias" when Sydney learns she has not really been laboring in equality for Red Square, but instead a nefarious Dark Square. A Dark Square funded by the enemy of The People, Robert Mercer!! And this Dark Square is out for one thing --- to find the ancient Rambaldi Document---to use in Mueller Report to prove Trump is a Russkie. [See Genosse Dummkopf's illuminated and illuminating map presentation: Trump-Mueller collusion exposed - Russkies Control Them Both!

And here we are, just tools in this whole web of decepticon intrigue. Does Red Square even exist?? What about the all-knowing Big Brother?? I mean, Groucho Marxist, Callmelennie, and Jackalopelipsky wrote revolutionary songs for dancing and marching about AOC. All WHILE THINKING we labored equally in Red Square's Gulag. This new information from AOC's brain has shattered the already sandblasted and acid jiggle bathed mind of Jackalopelipsky.

What information has the Professor of Junk Science at the State Science Institute collected on this Dark Square organization?? And do we get some royalty payments/compensation from State Music Industry Complex even though we labored equally in Red Square's Gulag...not this Dark Square entity??

Cortez: I am a complete fraud

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jackalopelipsky wrote:

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:How can we labor together to achieve Next Tuesday if The People are purging themselves?

Not sure, but she certainly makes me want to purge MY self!

Comrade Lysenkomann, this is not the time to go full on Tom Lantos Direktiff and commit suicide.

Comrade, I was speaking of the other kind of "purge," as in the second half of "binge/purge."

And I doubt that I'll have to stick my finger down my throat to do it.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Comrade, I was speaking of the other kind of "purge," as in the second half of "binge/purge."

Are you one of the progressive elites who likes to gorge-binge-purge but is crushed by white guilt over wasting all that locally grown organic products picked by undocumented farm workers?

Visit one of our nation's Vomit Donation Centers and give a gift of love to the starving children in poor socialist nations of Central America that Trump has cut the funding for. The much needed nutrition from your stomach will then be airdropped along the route of migrant caravans to sustain those refugees until they reach the United States border.

Most EQUAL point Red Square! And besides, isn't this binge/purge/feeding others truth not practiced in the most EQUAL Animal Collective? This method has fed baby birds in the nest since like forever. Only Red Square and his stalwart collective are bold enough to do what Man has never done before! This is OUR WWIII. Onward to Next Tuesday!

Perhaps AOC will seek (and actually win) the nomination on the theory that her being nominated would be the equivalent of the Constitution being amended to lower the age-requirement for being President. It is, after all, a "living" constitution which "listens" to the "will of the people" expressed in the form of popular culture. It makes everything so easy that via electing AOC we would solidify popular culture as the sole lens through which we view and interpret the Constitution -- Quite modern, isn't it? Suitable revenge against those old geezers who wrote the Constitution centuries before the Twitterverse Enlightenment, is it not?

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:Perhaps AOC will seek (and actually win) the nomination on the theory that her being nominated would be the equivalent of the Constitution being amended to lower the age-requirement for being President. It is, after all, a "living" constitution which "listens" to the "will of the people" expressed in the form of popular culture. It makes everything so easy that via electing AOC we would solidify popular culture as the sole lens through which we view and interpret the Constitution -- Quite modern, isn't it? Suitable revenge against those old geezers who wrote the Constitution centuries before the Twitterverse Enlightenment, is it not?

--KOOK

Oh, that will be excellent! A lowered age requirement will then open the doors (and closed doors, like closed borders, are immoral, are they not?) to the nomination and election of felines, rodents, and others of underrepresented life spans. To do otherwise would be speciesist.

RedDiaperette wrote:

KOOK wrote:Perhaps AOC will seek (and actually win) the nomination on the theory that her being nominated would be the equivalent of the Constitution being amended to lower the age-requirement for being President. It is, after all, a "living" constitution which "listens" to the "will of the people" expressed in the form of popular culture. It makes everything so easy that via electing AOC we would solidify popular culture as the sole lens through which we view and interpret the Constitution -- Quite modern, isn't it? Suitable revenge against those old geezers who wrote the Constitution centuries before the Twitterverse Enlightenment, is it not?

--KOOK

Oh, that will be excellent! A lowered age requirement will then open the doors (and closed doors, like closed borders, are immoral, are they not?) to the nomination and election of felines, rodents, and others of underrepresented life spans. To do otherwise would be speciesist.

My Dear Red Diaperette,

You may be correct but I think that train already left the station. How do I know that? My geezerfied memory tells me that approximately 15 years ago one of our great Thought Leaders in Popular Culture (in Hollywood but whose name my feeble mind can't recall) explained to us (the unwashed masses) that "Republican" not only follows "Reptile" in the ordinary-folks dictionaries but is, in effect, a synonym for "Reptile." Thus, we've already had quite a number of Reptilian Presidents: (spit) Lincoln, (spit) Grant, (spit) Hayes, (spit) Garfield, (spit) Arthur, (spit) Harrison, (spit) McKinley, (spit) T. Roosevelt, (spit) Taft, (spit) Harding, (spit) Coolidge, (spit) Hoover, (spit) Eisenhower, (spit) Nixon, (spit) Ford, (spit) Reagan, (spit) Bush 41, (spit) Bush 43 and (spit) Trump.

I realize that felines are not reptiles (except for the calico that belongs to my wife), but your making this point has the effect of giving ammunition to our Reptilian adversaries because it gives them the power to play the "speciesist" card AGAINST US.

To make things even worse, our side has recently abandoned the long tradition of celebrating "Jefferson-Jackson Day," which otherwise would enable us to rebut such speciesist card by still being able to tout our party's President Jefferson (the sub-human slave owner) as the first non-human-species President.

We should ask AOC. Perhaps she has a Thought-Leader explanation of how we can repudiate our social-science conclusively proving Republicans are actually Reptiles (which repudiation of such sound science might cause some to doubt what we tout as scientifically bullet-proof evidence of Global Warming) by conceding they are human in order for us to have had the first non-human-species President. But wait, Republicans would then trace their ancestry back past Lincoln and claim that the non-human, slave-owning George Washington was really a "Federalist," which effectively made him the first Republican President --i.e., the first Reptilian President.

I doubt that even the awesome brain power of AOC can think of a way out of this nightmare. We'd probably have to give up identity politics, which would leave us with no cards to play and result in our being expelled from the electoral card game altogether. On the other hand, maybe the Digital Age will save us because surely one of our comrades will invent an electronic card game. Oh, wait, someone already did that, but I can't remember who it was.

This rigorous thinking is making me tired. Thank Lenin I have AOC to take up the slack when my feeble mind fails.

--KOOK

It's a glorious thing that AOC and her comrades are here to stand up for the Children. ™

By Lenin we must protect our fragile youth from their own stupidity so they can't buy a weapon, or a beer, or enter a tanning booth, or purchase a 16 ounce beverage or even use a (spit) plastic straw on the way to the voting booth or to planned parenthood...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:It's a glorious thing that AOC and her comrades are here to stand up for the Children. ™

By Lenin we must protect our fragile youth from their own stupidity so they can't buy a weapon, or a beer, or enter a tanning booth, or purchase a 16 ounce beverage or even use a (spit) plastic straw on the way to the voting booth or to planned parenthood...

Go Big. Be Bold. Do Good.