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Are YOU A Loyal Party Member? Find out: #youmightbealiberal

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Comrades, it is heartening to see the tweets display their excellent comprehension of Party dogma: https://twitter.com/#!/search/youmightbealiberal

If you're against vigilantes... except when it comes to dealing with George Zimmerman, #YouMightBeALiberal.

#Youmightbealiberal if you hate Capitalism, but expect someone to pay for your free healthcare and give you a capitalist job with benefits.

#YouMightBeaLiberal if you think it's great @BarackObama supports an Oil Pipeline that's half finished, that goes nowhere, and empty of Oil!

If you try to pick my pocket and call me greedy for grabbing your wrist, #YouMightBeALiberal.

If you pay $30 for a t-shirt celebrating "free" health care, #YouMightBeALiberal

We here in the Cube are, of course, experts on these matters given our moral superiority and Obamaesque intellects (not to mention our modesty.) So, break out your volumes of Groucho Karl Marx and help advance the revolution...

If you think the Constitution is an archaic, 100-year old document #YouMightBeALiberal

If you had an argument with someone on 9/11 because you thought we deserved it, #YouMightBeALiberal

If you can't walk past the Oreo display at the market without thinking of Justice Clarence Thomas, #YouMightBeALiberal

If you can't read the phrase "Justice Clarence Thomas" without getting red in the face, #YouMightBeALiberal

If you believe science can be "settled", #YouMightBeALiberal

If you want to raise taxes on the rich and also have an offshore bank account, #YouMightBeALiberal

If you "don't get" why MSNBC and NPR aren't more popular, #YouMightBeALiberal

If you use the words "raaaaacist", "hater" or "nazi" at least once a day, #YouMightBeALiberal

#YouMightBeALiberal if you used to think "dissent is the highest form of patriotism" but believe that notion is stupid now.


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You might be a liberal if...
You go on about tolerance and diversity, but can't tolerate diversity of opinion
You think it's racist if black candidates don't win, but you hate Condoleezza Rice, Michael Steele, and Allen West
You rail against capitalism and big corporations....on Facebook
You call Bush a war criminal while wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt
You hate religion, but call conservatives Islamophobes
You sue your school district because your daughter broke a nail playing dodgeball, but think murdering unborn babies is a right
You don't eat meat, but can't see the fact that other animals do
You think you're free, but rely on the state to pay your health care and mortgage
You can't remember the last time you took a shower

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JUST FOR THE RECORD:

see similar topics with plenty of People's submissions below:

You Might Be A Liberal If...


You might be a Communist if...


And, of course, the Cube classic:

You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ...



 
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