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Comrades,

As KKKapitalists are busy selling pumpkins, it occurs to me that these are nothing more than symbols of racism and hate that The People™ are asked to buy. Children are taught to hate when pumpkins are promoted in our glorious indoctrination camps. Why, might you ask? Well....

Pumpkins are orange. Donald Trump <spit> is orange. Trump is a racist and a hater and the worst ruler in all of history. Therefore, orange pumpkins symbolize a racist, hate filled terrible ruler. Ban pumpkins!

But then, oh my gosh, there is something even worse: white pumpkins. Yes, these are not as common as racist orange Trump pumpkins (Trumpkins), but they are white. Pumpkins with white privilege. As bad as orange pumpkins are, white pumpkins are worse. Ban white pumpkins!

Another problem is this: Sometimes, there are pumpkin carving or painting contests. There are contests for the largest pumpkin. All of these are competitive which means not everyone gets a first place trophy. How very non-mediocre unequal. Ban all pumpkin related contests!

Now, we can create a more inclusive pumpkin by developing a RAINBOW pumpkin. It must specifically mimic the rainbow flag. All pumpkins sold should have a special tax placed on them to develop this new symbol of diversity and inclusiveness.

Trumpkins?

Life behind the Irony Curtain is getting way above and beyond parody:

Feminist Group: Pumpkin Spice Lattes Are Funding White Supremacy

"Pumpkin spice just doesn't taste as good when you add a shot of racism," a feminist leader explained as the fall flavor began to pop up in coffee shops around the country. This is a shockingly weird claim, but it shouldn't be surprising.

In an editorial published last month, we wrote about the Left's effort to broaden the boundaries of concepts such as white supremacy and racism in a way that impugns the conduct of well-meaning people. Now, a feminist nonprofit is running a campaign to convince festive imbibers of Pumpkin Spice Lattes they're unknowingly boosting the cause of white supremacy.

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It's TRUE! Who goes to Starbucks? Liberals. Who has now been thrown into the White Supremacist Soup? Liberals.

Watch BLM shut down an ACLU speaker because "Liberalism is White Supremacy".


https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/10/05/black-lives-matter-students-shut-down-aclu-event-argue-that-liberalism-is-white-supremacy/


Well played BLM, well played.

Drinking black coffee is cultural appropriation. Putting in creamer is white supremacy. Drinking tea is imperialist.

There is an alternative:

This is how a Trumpkin is born.

HuffPost: How To Carve Donald Trump's Face Into A Pumpkin This Halloween

Actually, feminist groups such as UltraViolet are funding white supremacy because they support the liberal agenda.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

The narrative has taken on a life of it's own. The chickens come home to roost.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Drinking black coffee is cultural appropriation. Putting in creamer is white supremacy. Drinking tea is imperialist.

But drinking Party-approved Kool-Aid is the antidote for all of the above.

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Captain Craptek is about to have his buttocks kicked!
(Are those breasts Captainette Craptek?)
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That reminds me of one of RedDiperette's self-motivated hirelings. On a nationwide scale, it's not much different from Antifa's daily predicament.

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Captain Craptek is about to have his buttocks kicked!
([highlight=#FFFF00]Are those breasts [/highlight]Captainette Craptek?)
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