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#BanChalk

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The Current Truth is changing once again.

A few days ago, students at the Atlanta safe space Emory University had found a shocking sight. There was chalk on the concrete floor. Sounds mundane, you say? Well, that chalk was in a certain shape. And that shape read "TRUMP 2016". Don't believe me? See the gruesome sight for yourself!

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To combat this type of behavior, there is only one solution: we must ban chalk. According to the New York Daily news, "About 40 students at the private school gathered to chant the words "frustration" and "fear". We must chant them as well. We must be frustrated that chalk isn't banned and that Queen Hillary isn't the nominee. And we must fear chalk owners and those racist, ultra-violent, bigoted, xenophobic people at Trump rallies.

An "unidentified student" said that “I'm supposed to feel comfortable and safe ... But this man is being supported by students on our campus and our administration shows that they, by their silence, support it as well…I don't deserve to feel afraid at my school”. And they DO deserve to have their safe space free of any Trump supporter that might hurt their feelings. All of our colleges across this great nation must be safe spaces for any and all races, religions, and thoughts, except, of course, for reich-wing thoughts, because those thoughts aren't liberal ones. If you believe in them you are quite literally Hitler.

Our collegiates have better uses of their time than thinking. Thinking will be prohibited in the USSA, and their education is reflecting that. If their feelings are hurt on campus, they deserve to have their attacker retributed by hellfire for the blasphemy that he has committed in the Government's house of worship. And he deserves to be shunned and forsaken by all, for he is a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Chalk is nothing but trouble. How many kid's lives could have been saved had they not been writing on the road with chalk? How many lives have been taken in the mining of Chalk? How much back pain and arthritis could have been saved had chalk never fallen on the floor in a classroom? How many hours have been lost cleaning up chalk scrawls? How much money could have been saved fighting vandalism that was no doubt taught to the criminals when they were young by using chalk It is sad just to think about it.

We need to implement common-sense Chalk Control laws to help curb the tide of Chalk crimes and usage. We need to limit chalk to 5 sticks per box. Furthermore, each box of chalk must be serialized and written down in a chalk box registry. That way we can find who might have committed crimes with chalk. We can also look up any criminal's name in the registry and say "Look, should've seen it comin', he had two 3-stick boxes and four 5-stick boxes.", because Chalk is the start of all crime. It looks like drugs, applies like spray paint, and when the powder is dropped on the floor, it looks like a white blood puddle. It's the one-stop shop for all things criminal.

But, you know what would be better? Banning chalk! Not only does it mean that chalk will disappear of the face of the Earth, it also means that those crimes would never be committed again! It also means that we can expand government even more!
And it also means we get to send more people to the big house!


So, I plead of you, don't buy chalk again. Don't shop at places that sell chalk. Demand that your local school switch to marker boards and stop using the blackboard, because not only do blackboards use chalk, they are also racist. Stop weightlifting, or simply help load the bodies of thoughtkriminals into dump trucks for the Party. Demand that your local police department start using tape to outline dead bodies and not chalk. Demand that your local carpenter or mason replace the chalk in his chalkline with flour or salt. Do not be afraid to use mass protests and mob violence. Think of the children.

But our message must be spread virally! It must be spread far and wide, from top to bottom, from stem to stern! Therefore, to show your support in solidarity with the hurt, traumatized students of Emory University, please use the hashtag:

#BanChalk

With your help, we can create a better, chalk-free America.

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This once and for all dispels the notion that no two Snowflakes are alike. The Feeling Sciences must be at the vanguard and the old relegated to the dustbin of history.

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Here is a prime example of chalk creating an obstacle in the mind.
The mind is a cerebral basal terrible thing to bait.

Tear down the barriers so all can feel safe!

#BanChalk

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Comrades, I absolutely agree that we should ban chalk. Double plus good idea.

But should we not also ban the word "trump"? As we know, "trump" is not just the name of a racist, hatemonger candidate but can be used in phrases like "this trumps <something else>" or "trump card".

Unfortunately, such use of the word outside of referring to the candidate still creates triggers and reminders of the candidate. So, people would not feel safe hearing the word. I propose that we ban this word from the English language. Can we get Winston to drop it down the memory hole and thus the word will no longer exist?

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#BanChalk!
#BanStairs!
#BanTrump!
#BanTrumpCards!
#MakeAllCardsEqual!

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Chalk is a very scary thing, and I perfectly understand how these highly educated adults could be terrified by it. Imagine! Someone PUBLICLY holding a political viewpoint other than theirs! Not only holding that viewpoint, but inscribing it in temporary permanence with chalk!

There was a horribly imperialist movie that came out with Michael Caine and Sean Connery called "The Man Who Would be Kng." In it, the priests from Sekandargul who left the city to travel in the harsh cruel world kept their eye shut at all times so they would not have to see the badness of the world. They were led from place to place by a boy who rang a bell constantly so they could follow the sound.

Perhaps we need to get a federal mandate for bellboys for Emory.

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Perhaps we should just ban the racist white chalk?

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Our friend Dr. Rich Swier posted this on his blog:

Students demand ‘chalk free zones' after Trump 2016 graffiti found at Emory U.

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Due to the Trump chalking attacks students like Peraza feel threatened and may be suffering from Post Traumatic Chalk Syndrome.

The Emory College Council (CC) and Student Government Association (SGA) sent emails to the Emory community to address student concerns and responses. The emails ask that the administration support creating an Emory University “chalk free zone.” This is similar to the free speech zones created on many college and university campuses to keep hate speech (i.e. any non-collectivist ideas) and bigotry (i.e. discussion of illegal alien students on campus) limited to a 3′ by 3′ area. Chalk free zones are similar to the “no-go zones” created by Muslim communities to stop Islamophobia.

In the joint email sent on behalf of CC and SGA, representatives wrote that they “remain unapologetically dedicated to inclusion, diversity and equity.” Which by definition excludes the leading Republican candidate for president Donald J. Trump.

The NAACP issued the following statement:

We are concerned that the chalk used in these attacks is white.

More: https://drrichswier.com/2016/03/26/stud ... t-emory-u/


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Comrades,

What colors were the markings made with,,,,?

One suspects that they were done in non-progressive colors
to only add to the horror and fear of our brave youth.

For example,

Indian Red
Flesh

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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It is of no matter if what matters is controlled by the hand of the white male oppressor class. Color appropriation. Let's do our part to nip it in the bud. #BlackforBlacks

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Clearly it's time for sensible chalk control laws. Chalk must not be allowed to be longer than 1/2 inch in length. It's time for a ban on assault chalk weapons; the only moral option is to tell the Chalk Lobby and the Chalk Association of America no. Make sure to write to your Citizen Congressperson and inform them of their duty to stop thoughtcrime and enact chalk laws now!

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Comrade Rokossovksy wrote:Clearly it's time for sensible chalk control laws. Chalk must not be allowed to be longer than 1/2 inch in length. It's time for a ban on assault chalk weapons; the only moral option is to tell the Chalk Lobby and the Chalk Association of America no. Make sure to write to your Citizen Congressperson and inform them of their duty to stop thoughtcrime and enact chalk laws now!


Indeed,
why stop with chalk?

There are many substitutes out there that the uneducated racist, xenophobe, homophobic
could use to spread their unapproved gov't hate as opposed to gov't approved hate, like pens, markers, typewriters.

For that matter, what about fingers and people writing messages in sand or dirt?
Can we really have people just going around using their fingers with no gov't control
How crazy is that ...

Laws will not be enough here... we clearly need a Cabinet level position on this one or perhaps, even a
"Finger Czar"

thanks to Comrade Buffoon for the pic,,
who has not been seen for some time
(no doubt at re-education camp)



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Comrade Rokossovksy wrote:Clearly it's time for sensible chalk control laws. Chalk must not be allowed to be longer than 1/2 inch in length. It's time for a ban on assault chalk weapons; the only moral option is to tell the Chalk Lobby and the Chalk Association of America no. Make sure to write to your Citizen Congressperson and inform them of their duty to stop thoughtcrime and enact chalk laws now!
It's a good and necessary start. In the meantime, we must consider effective ways to ban automatic pencils, capable of firing 30 clip rounds of graphite per second. Next would be Sharpie control and then dry erase markers. What's more, in nearly every household in America, children have access to a box of loaded crayolas. Not so in Sweden, Denmark, and North Korea which are so far ahead of us.

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The University of Kansas students got the message and now use a chalk of color:

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The administration is investigating pro-Donald Trump chalk that appeared on campus sidewalks Tuesday morning. Students there aren't happy, either, some comparing the chalk messages to the confederate flag.

"Is this the post-racial paradise folks pretend exists?" tweeted former student senator Shegufta Huma, who later tweeted that her problem with the chalking wasn't that it hadn't been approved by the university, but rather that "folks in the KU vicinity support a racist, sexist demagogue."

Rock Chalk Invisible Hawks, the group behind last semester's on-campus protests, which included the harassment of a charity fundraiser, tweeted that KU should have denounced the “Trump propaganda,” and instead was “defensive.” They also suggested in a separate tweet that KU should “intervene.”

The university said that they would have allowed students to chalk had they applied for approval, but allegedly had staff remove the unapproved chalking the day it was discovered.

KU students ask admin. to 'intervene' after 'concerning' pro-Trump chalk appears on campus


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Here in Europe it is known that the evil Trump Oppression Syndicate mines chalk in Dover, thereby creating cliffs that prevent poor immigrants from crossing the channel from France.

The chalk is then mixed with baby-seal fat and sent to sleeper agents of so called "free expression" at "universities".

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We must use less chalk and more slate since chalk is mostly white.


 
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