It is the fart
My body reaks
I'm on the podium
No time to heed
I've got to fart
Barack like the wind
To be load free again

And I've got such a loud wind to break
To be heard all the way to Mexico
So I'll barack like the wind
Barack like the wind

I once pinched a loaf the size of Fruitcake Man
Always broke my wind with my log in my hand
Pinched nine loafs!
Wolfed down ten!
Gonna barack like the wind

They tried to fuse my trunk and was told to hold it in
I was somewhere in the spotlight when my turd bowels rang
Never was the kind to do it on the bowl
Gotta barack like the wind before I unload

I think it came out the wrong end... or maybe it didn't and it just sounded like a speech....

At least if now explains the fainting.