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Barack Obama's legacy in education and rich, digital content

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Scholars at the Barack Obama School of Career and Technical Education in Milwaukee have risen to new standards of excellence.

Milwaukee Teens Live Stream Sex Acts On Facebook

CBS 58 in Milwaukee reports two girls, 14 and 15, and a boy, 15, reportedly skipped school in January, and engaged in sex acts off school grounds, while streaming video live on Facebook. Four students watched the video on their phones while in health class at Barack Obama School of Career and Technical Education.
As you can see, comrades, everything is working according to the plan:

ConnectED initiative

In June 2013, President Obama announced the ConnectED initiative, designed to enrich K-12 education for every student in America. ConnectED empowers teachers with the best technology and the training to make the most of it, and empowers students through individualized learning and rich, digital content.

Under ConnectED, 99% of American students will have access to next-generation broadband by 2018. That connectivity will help transform the classroom experience for all students, regardless of income.
As every enlightened prog knows, the content of education and the attitudes of students don't matter. All they really need to know they learned in kindergarten. What matters is spending even more money on expanding educational bureaucracy and federal programs like transgendered bathrooms equipped with next-generation broadband.

Obviously, what still holds American students back is the lack of broadband and transgendered bathrooms.

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They're just expressing their sexual orientation of "Exhibitionist"! If you're against them you're LGBT-phobic! And since it occurred at the Obama school, you're also a racist if you criticize them! And worse, since it occurred in Milwaukee, you're yeast, hops, and barley-phobic if you even dare to think that these kids are bad.

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Might I suggest that the LGBT community use the Shania Twain song, Feel like a Woman, be their theme song.

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From the White House website:

To highlight the importance of connected classrooms, the White House held a virtual "show and tell" with three schools that are embracing technology and digital learning. Watch the full hangout at wh.gov/show-and-tell.
Here's a somewhat Freudian preview:

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trashmouth wrote:Might I suggest that the LGBT community use the Shania Twain song, Feel like a Woman, be their theme song.
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And I've got just the (open to interpretation) creature to belt it out to the adoring masses. You have a campy trash hybrid with the production values any self-respecting Drag Show would die for. Swooooon.

Eurovision 2016: How the song contest became an unstoppable celebration of LGBT culture


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Comrades,

Preparing humanity for its future among comrades from other worlds may often seem cruel and insensitive - especially to the unknowing proles. But I assure you, someday when nothing seems abnormal they will thank us.

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I feel you Bro. It's a touchy-feely, goosebumps, all tingly inside vibe. I'm glued to the magic that you bring. Make your momma proud. Peace.

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Esteemed Comrades !
Our Kollektive right now received a transmission which seems to throw a beam of pacifying light onto that apparently misunderstood (cit.) “sexually underaged newsflash”. Said transmission is chock full of high-pitched lawyerly lingo. Here the essentials, de-lawyerized :

- boy-1 (15) is no “boy” at all, it actually is a Non-binary, tending to Neutrois.
- girl-1 (15) isn't a “girl” - it transits, via Bigender, to CisgenderMale.
- girl-2 (14) is a former Transmasculine, now Pangender with a pinch of Genderfluid/WomFem.
- girl-1 has not yet grown a penis.
- likewise, girl-2 has neither a vulva, nor a vagina.

- boy-1 is said of having urged the other two, muttering a tergo! a tergo! . It seems unlikely, as he it speaks neither Latin nor Italian. Yes, he it is intimate with so-called buttfuck, having done it (in own words) “mucho mucho”, but would rather address the act in Ebonics.

- the copulatory movements of girl-1, addressing the bent-over girl-2, are irrelevant, as there is neither a penis nor a vulva invulved in the action ; absent a penis (much less erected penis !), an anal penetration seems unplausible.

- anyway, and that's the point of the elaborate exposé, the combination of penislessness, vulva preemptivity and Neutrois desinterest renders all - allegedly streamed - steamed gymnasticity with sexual overtone null and void, in terms of shystericity.

- and yes, it was Barack Obama School (can't believe it - they what? they dropped Hussein???), but the activities in question were performed outside the school, so it has zero relevance, shysterwise, to either BHO, or Moochelle, or the yuuugely overrated House known as White.

No, we can't disclose further details. The pointedly “leaked” transmission states, in lawyerly terms, that neither the source (organization) nor the leakee himself be named. However, the transmission contained a fish, wrapped in a piece of paper, which said paper was not mentioned in shysterly gobbledygook. So, we took the freedom to inspect the ichthyological envelope, removed the accompanying smell etc., and here we proudly present it :

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( there was also a sountrack - a piece of brownish magnetic band - attached ; the decrypted audio says : [khrr... kh-khh... rkk..] yes. as you wish, sir. [pkh..] yes. [..] yes. immediately. [unintell.] yes. absolutely. [..] the fish, too. absolutely. yes. [here it ended] ).


 
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