Barry 'Bama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!
And on that farm he had some sheep
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

With a tax tax here
And a spend spend there
Here a tax
There a tax
Everywhere a tax tax

Barry 'Bama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

Join in comrades! Sing along!

It's hard to tell the pigs from the swine.

Barry Obama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!
And on that farm he led some sheep
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

With Obamacare here
And Benghazi there
Here lie
There a lie
Everywhere a lie lie

Barry Obama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

MSNBC media reporter does an expose on one of Obama's farms.

And on this farm he had a cliff.from spending to much dough!with a leap leap here..and a jump jump there...here a leap there a leap..everywere a leap, leap. Barry Obama had a farm so off the cliff we go!

And Big Moochelle was on his farm
Big butt - big butt - oh
And on that farm she was finally proud
Big butt - big butt - oh

With a lobster here
A tamale there
Here vacation
There vacation
Everywhere vacation 'cation

Barry 'Bama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

Most who have farms say you have to "work" them. But, try as I may, I just can't see how a man whose only work experience is sitting around and running his mouth would fit in there. What would he do? Oh, I get it. Give orders!

Sorry, I'm a bit slow, but I do see an opportunity here. Remember the Chatty Cathy Doll of the early 1960s? I propose a Straw Boss Barry Doll, not only for children but also adults. They could sit this doll next to a task they need to do and listen to Straw Boss Barry pontificate about the value of work, as they work. While Chatty Cathy only knew 11 phrases, like "I love you" and "Please take me with you," Straw Boss Barry would have thousands of inspirational phrases, like "Everyone's got to have skin in the game," "Nothing will work unless you do," "The more I work the luckier I get," and even "Smoke 'em if you got 'em" for break time.

I figure that the dolls will cost about $500 to manufacture but, with a government subsidy, the retail price would only be $19.99, free if you have an ObamaCard. I think these Straw Boss Barry Dolls will be critical to America's future as fossil fuel energy is replaced by slave labor energy, so write your Senators and Congressional Representatives and push for legislation to make this happen.

Comrades, your songs of Dear Leader have inspired me to come from the lurking shadows in order to equally contribute to this thread.

*clears throat*

Barry 'bama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!
And on that farm he led some lemmings.

FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

With a "Hope" Dope Here!


And a "Hope" Dope there!


Here a Dope


There a Dope


Everywhere are "Hope" dopes!

Barry 'bama had a farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! HO!

Comrade Lurk,

I must say yours is the best!

I offer my ration of beets to you as prize for such fine work.

Just make sure to remove grubs and cut off the rotting side before you boil them.

And on this farm he had some goats e-i-e-i-o. Here a goat there a goat everywhere a goat, goat...

Well, Axelrod was on that farm
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!
And Valerie was right there too
FORWARD! FORWARD! Ho!

With a crisis here
And a union there
Here a thug
There a thug
Everywhere a thug thug

Barry 'Bama had a farm
Came from Chicago

PARTY!

In Barry's land there'l be NO GUNS!
Biden, make it so!
Amendment 2 is finally done
Feinstein's on a roll...

Registration here,
a buy-back there;
Gone the Colt, gone the Glock
(Exception: homies on the block)

In Barry's land there'll be no guns
Forward, FORWARD HO!