Judging from the polls, millennials don't appear to be quite Ready for Hillary™, but the campaign is ready to try something new... or at the very least, new to millennials. One campaign worker spoke to us off the record, saying:

"An entire generation of voters is clueless when it comes to understanding what the Clintons have been through, and why Hillary deserves to be president. So, we have asked our big donors in Hollywood to make a film that will speak to this generation and inform them that they have an obligation to vote for Hillary."

The film will also introduce millennials to the heroics of Ted Kennedy, pairing him with the ever-virile Bill Clinton in a hilarious raunchy comedy about the two men and their adventurous exploits. The Clintons have high hopes for the production, but the producers have expressed concern that younger audiences may not immediately identify with Bill and Ted. The Clintons insist that what worked in the 90s is bound to work again. In a rare interview with Hillary, she told us:

"The kids will love Bill and Ted, especially the girls, which is our target audience. Bill has always found favor with the ladies, and after putting up with it for decades, the time has finally come for me to cash in on his infidelities."

All proceeds from the film will go directly to the Clinton Foundation, where they will be funneled through various charities before being deposited into campaign coffers.

Do the millennials know what Ted did for this country?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Do the millennials know what Ted did for this country?

Only the ones who know how to swim. He seems to command respect from good swimmers. His 1965 Amnesty Bill rewarded anyone who could swim across the Rio Grande. Young Americans in Waiting are sure to identify with his challenge to Mary Jo and will applaud his breaststroke as well as his reluctance to involve authorities when she fell behind, just like the oppressed undocumented.

...Do millennials even know who Dead Kennedy was? Is Dead Kennedy still voting?

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:...Do millennials even know who Dead Kennedy was? [highlight=#ffff00]Is Dead Kennedy still voting?[/highlight]

In all 57 states. At least twice.

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:...Do millennials even know who Dead Kennedy was? Is Dead Kennedy still voting?

Dead Kennedy sure seems to know who you are Uberdave, if indeed that is your real name: