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Bloomingidiotberg's Latest Directive

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Bloomingidiotberg's lastest directive!

Continued rantings of a lunatic:

“From this day on, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check!”

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-Herr Bloomingidiotberg

https://thefinereport.com/2012/07/bloom ... directive/

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Bloomingidiotberg LMAO

In Greek 'idiot' means 'a person without professional skills'. Basically a Democrat.


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Thank you Chairman Bloomberg for our happy lives! Thank you for legislating out our bad habits because you and the Party know everything and we are simply victims of our own animalistic natures. Our government leadership and bureaucracy has been able to transform itself into a perfect enlightened entity and now with a stroke of a legislative pen they can help transform us too!

Oh the wonderful times we live in! Government can tell us what to eat, how to work, how much we can and can't earn, build our businesses for us, re-educate us … what could be possibly wrong with this?

He had to turn his attention to other things after deployment of the Smokestifle and the Shickerneinstdrink. He will soon be conscripting for the Wernapt to insure we all get enough sleep.

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John Frum wrote:Bloomingidiotberg LMAO

In Greek 'idiot' means 'a person without professional skills'. Basically a Democrat.

This is a very interesting point given the rousing success of the Greek economy.

I believe that Comrade Mayor is planning ahead for when he is no longer mayor. The evidence seems overwhelming. With diktat that women no longer bottle feed their children, only breast feed, he will need Inspectors from Health Department to observe to make sure mothers are correctly breastfeeding their children. That is job Comrade Mayor wants after he is no longer Mayor.

Comrade Ogrrre
Are you implying Comrade Chairman Bloomberg not being ass man first is a good thing?


 
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