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BREAKING NEWS…Barack Obama is NOT the Anti-Christ yet!

BREAKING NEWS…BARACK OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST YET!


According to Antonio Bolainez, former member of the Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN) of Communist Nicaragua, and currently spiritual advisor to Barack Obama, the President is NOT the Anti-Christ yet. As the global community breathes a collective sigh of dismay we have received official word from the eminent White House advisor Doctor Bolainez:

“I consider it a little early to affirm that the new President [Barack Obama]…is the Anti-Christ…we cannot affirm it”. (Dr. Antonio Bolainez – “2009 and the proximity…”)

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On the upside, the Obama Administration has obviously surrounded itself with sane and wise advisors such as Dr. Bolainez, who considers it “a little early” to confer the title of Anti-Christ to the U.S. President. The Nobel Peace Prize Committee considered that it was not “a little early” to bestow its award to President Obama last month; which, was deemed a hasty decision by some analysts. Apparently, President Obama did not yet merit the Nobel Prize.[/left]
To put an end to the posers, Dr. Bolainez has clarified the qualifications of contenders for the title of Anti-Christ: Jewish, Opus Dei, Vatican, Spanish Royal Family, Masonic, and Illuminati.

Have we got that straight, folks? According to White House Sandinista advisor Dr. Antonio Bolainez, the Anti-Christ must be a JEW, serving the Catholic organization OPUS DEI and the VATICAN, and a member of the ROYAL FAMILY of SPAIN involved in a banking conspiracy with the MASONS and the *ILLUMINATI. Obama must at least convert to Judaism and get jiggy with the Pope before he can aspire to the distinguished title of Anti-Christ.

Be not deceived! The Anti-Christ will not in any way be connected to the conspiracy of Moxy Früvous and their hit song: “Once I was the King of Spain” (©Moxy Früvous).

R.J.

*The evil capitalist “ILLUMINATI” -- please consult fat-cat Communist millionaire filmmaker Michael Moore.
**Please consult Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Muslim psychiatrist and member of Obama's official transition team, for his mentally balanced perspective on the Zionist Illuminati conspiracy.


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That was very progressive of you to congratulate yourself, Comrade.

It appears the Re-Edukation camps are working. Therefore, we should stop funding them.


 
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