It has come to my attention that our fellow comrades in Canada are in need of our help re-educating those who are capitalist pigs trying to destroy our important influence in this nation. I must say, the capitalists are really trying to dissolve our unity in that nation. Many of them need to be sent to the Gulag, or should I say, the Institute for Re-education...
For details on the situation in Canada, here is a link for information on what's happening: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4561799.stm. (A more reliable source, since we are in control of the government in the United Socialist Kingdom.)
So, fellow Comrades in Canada, before those capitalist pigs get sent to the Gulag, bring them to the People's Cube so that they may re-educate and redeem themselves. Perhaps this will change their minds in Canada and re-unite for the People!
Comrade Paul Martin is working hard to make the People's Party succeed there, and we must continue to support him in that effort.
For a redder Canada,
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