This was swiped directly from the Obama-Biden campaign's official website. It appeared next to an online form saying "Join Michelle and sign Barack's birthday card."

The Dear Leader's wish is our command!

"You didn't bake that! Someone else made that happen!"

That's hot!

"Before I eat it, you two tell me the number of calories in each serving."

A new way of saying, "ALLAH AKHBAR"?

At this point, lung power is insufficient for this task, we have to find somebody else to exhale for him.

Apparently there were no crackers invited to the party.

"Kids, since we're Democrats, we'll take this cake and re-distribute the pieces to those less fortunate who don't have a birthday today. Tell your parents not to forget the reciepts for the value of the presents that they donated to the cause... and we'll see you all here next year, right?"

Comrades!!! This calls for some music!!!



"You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt"

Shovel in rhythm comrades, if you know whats good for you!

Im no lip reader but is Michelle saying "Moo"?

That guy's voice has to be sub bass!! Perhaps the one near Murmansk.

OK kids, each of us will sing along with our teleprompters: "Happy birthday to youuuuu..."

"You want a piece of birthday cake, show me the $3! I'm not letting you off the hook just because you're my daughter!"

"Why didn't I see you two cheering at the mandatory parade?"

"That's right, Sasha! That's right, Malia! Your three dollar donations by sheer random chance were the two that won the trip to the birthday party!"

"Let them eat cake!"

Obama Birthday Party Games:

- Blow out the solar panels on the cake

- Pin the tail on the previous president

- Playing "Which Collectivist said it?" on the People's Cube website

Red Square wrote:Obama Birthday Party Games:

- Blow out the solar panels on the cake

- Pin the tail on the previous president

- Playing "Which Collectivist said it?" on the People's Cube website

Comrade Square,

Don't you mean "Pin the blame on the previous president"? Maybe he has a giant poster of bush and each pin has a flag with a problem and failure written on it?

Also the proper blindfold will be necessary for this game.


Perhaps we should just start wearing these all the time. It makes life much less confusing, and if comrade Gore can find the time to invent a pair with rose lenses it would be very beneficial.