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CAPTION THIS: Karl Marx - Final Destination

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Comrade,

it is Socialist Ship of State.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago.

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We were all equally miserable and that makes all the difference.

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Back for a new season, The People's Boat Coming in 2016, starring Comrade Bernie Sanders as the captain, Elizabeth "Forked Tongue" Warren as your social director, Doc Joe Biden as the hilarious ship's feel good impresario with the wandering hands, and Barack as your bartender and community "organizing" hookup-master."Communism exiting and new, come aboard, we're expecting you......."

Disembarking for Utopia, The World of Next Tuesday ™ , Equality of Outcome, and all points Left.

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Rising tide? Even a tsunami could not lift this boat... Finally the expression has been proven false. Chalk one up for Marx.

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Docks? Who needs docks when we can beach it?

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Beached Hillary

The movie: Karl Marx (A funny parody of Battleship Potemkin)

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I heard that everyone aboard this ship, Captain included, were all paid $70,000 per year -- just like that company in Seattle that's... kinda headed the same direction...

That old girl has seen a lot of dock in her day.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

The perfect metaphor for Marxism - where FAILURE is the Only Option!
Ahem

Image Keep in mind that the ship is beached in Scandinavia where despite it being a homogenous (No, it doesn't mean that..) population and the fact that they don't have to spend money to defend themselves and they have plenty of North Sea oil money flowing in…. Socialism sorta.. kinda Works!
[That's our story and we're sticking to it, never mind every other example of Socialism's mass murder and misery – we just pretend those failed socialist states aren't socialist but Rightwing. Being a Marxist means you never have to be ashamed of Lying for the cause since that's the only way it can survive.]


And besides, even if people live under repressive terror and are killed or tortured for thought crime, they still enjoy 100% literacy and free healthcare!

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Glorious People's Prole Art™ tagged signed by designer.




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Responses to this post from Twitter:

  • Debbie Wasserman Schultz cannot distinguish between this ship and the DNC flagship.
  • Each crew member was paid $70,000. How could it have run aground?
  • Wait, wasn't that ship supposed to take us to the World of Next Tuesday? Gaia help us!

And from Facebook:

  • If it moves, tax it. If it does not move, subsidize it.
  • "I know, I know. It just hasn't been captained by the right crew yet, in the right waters."
  • On the SS Karl Marx, EVERYONE is the Kaptain.
  • Karl Marx ... Voyage of the damned
  • Our Century mission to bankrupt the world complete, we must diminish, scuttle our boat and retreat into the West.
  • We just need more money.
  • SS Bernie Sanders
  • "Hey Grandpa, isn't that the boat the 'Good Ship Obama' is modeled after?"
  • The survivors escaped the wreck and took over the Democrat Party.
  • We have arrived at the glorious future!
  • It's come to ground on the left side, I see.
  • He has risen again from the sea.
  • Looks like a ship that should be rechristened the SS Hussein Obama.
  • Groucho's useless cousin.
  • 'Twas a three hour tour.
  • It lost its (anchor) chains.
  • We're not wrecked! We're just resting.
  • Karl Marx, still causing tetanus after all these years.
  • "We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well, and live."
  • For only 500 Socio-Credits you can book passage to fun and sun in the Workers Paradise of Cuba! Don't be the last aparatchik to get in on this deal of a lifetime!
  • Give to Obama to captain for six years and he completely screws it up.
  • But Putin will get her afloat again.
  • Where's the Obama-Biden bumper sticker?
  • Nothing that a good coat of paint could take care of.
  • Sir, your ticket says Next Tuesday™.
  • Hillary's "Love Boat", maiden voyage 2016.
  • When your sole purpose in life is to serve as an example of failure to all others.
  • "It's just never been steered correctly!"
  • Sigh... at least the Titanic had music.
  • Ship of Fools.
  • Commie Zombies. Run!!!!
  • The glorious revolution sails on!
  • Year-round tours available. Media encouraged to visit regularly. Proceeds go to the needy in Washington D.C.
  • Marxism: an ideology too stupid to find its way to the ash heap of history....
  • FOR SALE: SS OBAMACARE. One Owner, cosmetically rough but runs GREAT...
  • If we can just float it again, it'll sail along just fine.
  • Contrary to our lying eyes, the state of the union is just fine.
  • Someone found the U.S. economy.
  • The Obama Administration today has purchased this marvel in order to resurrect it.


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But Obama said that all the experts agreed, the ship's course must be set that-a-way! Those that tried to say the ship was headed to disaster were dismissed by Obama as small minded evil fools motivated by greed.

Obama offered two choices: The ship goes that-a-way or we face disaster.

When the ship ran aground and disaster struck Obama said: It's a good thing you followed my course or things would have been even worse. I saved us. You can thank me now.

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Great Marx's Ghost! The Ship of State has finally run aground!

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It is glorious that it still listing to the left! (At least observed from my perspective, and that's what really counts!)

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Beached Hillary

The movie: Karl Marx (A funny parody of Battleship Potemkin)
I assume this is not affiliated with "Save the Whales."


 
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