Also Obama winning would compromise the chances of whomever democrat candidate to win in 2016. It doesn't look to me like this country will want more of the same after Obama.
... then Joe arranged for a $20 million loan to his buddy for an off shore car dealership.
ohhh, Allah; my sides hurt from laughing..., I can't breathe!
And, of course, hilarity ensured.
...and these suburbanites with children inheriting the debt are still driving around with my bumper stickers!
Or maybe it's his White House Choom Gang...
If you use medication for erectile dysfunction
and have an erection lasting more than four hours,
immediately CLICK BELOW!
That scared the freaking bejeezus outta me...
Now I demand medication... to help me sleep without nightmares... and I don't mean Pinkie's shovel either, although it would probably be just as effective. And I can legally grow up to four pot plants for personal use in Kanadistan without being sent to jail for the rest of my life... I still may never be able to sleep again. Gaah!
Sister Already Massively Opiated But Not Remotely Sedated...
"What? ME LOSE?!"
So after I put my hand on the Bible, I said, HehHehHehHehHeh... I sh*t you not! I said, "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God."... No! No!... The "so help me God," was actually part of the oath! AhHahHahHahHah! Whew! I've got a stitch in my side...
Look! If we can get the right to vote for felons, my reelection is a lock!