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Carrying the Torch For Hillary!

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In a spirit of unity, over 250 brave, courageous, tireless celebrities joined together to fight the fires set by the neo-cons and fueled by Global Warming created by Bush and Haliburton.

Rob Reiner Sings While Malibu Burns

Rob Reiner, back from the front lines of Beverly Hills took control of the fire fighting efforts by singing a rousing rendition of "Happy Birthday, Mrs. President" in honor of Senator Hillary Clinton Sunday evening.

He was joined by the volunteer fire brigade of such heroes as Jamie Lee Curtis, Magic Johnson, and Ted Danson. It should be noted that there is no evidence that the fire was actually the result of the 60 birthday candles on Hillary's cake that lit up the sky. A half a million dollars was raised for the Clinton campaign ti extinguish further fires that are sure to be set by the VRWC in a last desperate bid to hold on to power. The fire brigade was also treated with cocktails and hors deouvres.

"Despite the massive fires miles away in Malibu, guests were greeted by men dressed in head to toe white, with lavender bow ties saying with "Welcome to the Reiner's," as they shuffled up and down the street parking Bentleys, Porsches, and BMWs."

Now isn't that precious?

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Yes, because we know that holding hands and singing like a bunch of pre-schoolers can accomplish so much more than actual work does.

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Didn't it do your heart good to see such caring? If only we had that sort of leadership and guidance during Katrina. This is the sort of caring we can come to expect once the Empress is raised to her rightful place.

Because as long as you care you don't have to lift a finger to actually do anything about it


<out of character>
LOL
<in character>
exactly premier

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Rob Reiner Sings While Malibu Burns


Go Nero Go.. As a side issue isn't this just mother earth thumbing her nose at the Goremons?

As in Algore, I'll show you global warming! BWAAAAAHAAAHAAHAA!

But I digress..

Why couldn't Reiner have put together a concert called "Live Malibu," which would draw attention to the inside job that is the Malibu fires. Live Earth drew attention to global warming caused by Bu$h but cared about by our private jet flying celebrity comrades.

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LoneRedStar wrote:As in Algore, I'll show you global warming! BWAAAAAHAAAHAAHAA!

I am confused, Comrade LoneRedStar, was that Earth Mother laughing, or was it the Hillary cackle? Wait, unless...<clouds part, angelic choir hits the high notes, Blogunov has an extra-Biblical revelation>...they are one and the same!

Hillary! I am awestruck and humbled yet again! You are not only the Bearer of Womyn's Suffering and Savior of Children, but very Earth Mother Herself! Hillary Akhbar! Hillary Akhbar!

<For comrades at the Cube only: if, as LoneRedStar has discovered, Hillary is Earth Mother, which birthday is she celebrating? At a birthday bash organized by Richard Dawkins, she claimed to be 4.8 billion years old, but in a fundraiser letter written to Creation Research Institute, she said she was only around 6 - 10,000 years old. Really comrades, this had better be handled with discretion before the enemies of Hillary (and all women) discover this discrepancy and use if for their vile propaganda purposes.>

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Komissar Blogunov be carefull, smersh might be watching. I dare not delve into the age issue... although she looks pretty smokin....er..hot...for 4.8 million years Eh? All those looks and breath that rains fire from the heavens....

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Mmmmmm hot earth mother........ must..... have..... more..... vodka.....
[passes out from the heat exhaustion]

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Hillary is Mother Earth indeed. Now the article said it was her 60th birthday.... but was careful to not note the time measurement used.

I was wondering myself why they didn't call it Live Malibu or some sort, but who are we to question the Holy Ones?

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<Pinkie sashays in, swinging her basket of beets in one hand and waving her shovel with the other>

Tra-la-la, I care!
Tra-la-la, I'm aware!
Got my ribbon, wristband too,
Wrote a check to Mr. Hsu,
To give the Empress lots more dough
While I enjoy my HBO.
Oh, I'm in love with--EEEK!

WTF?!!?



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<Pinkie's shovel drops to ground with a clang>

Not again, guys? I came over to this thread specifically to get away from those Bubalasky maggots--I mean magnets!

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You know, I have to ask... that is a real picture of the Empress' magazine cover? I read about it, but my Lenin, that is just plum scary and one has to wonder what possessed her to pose for that tramp shot. I mean really, that picture is enough to make a pup swear off sex even with appliances.

Speaking of Her Highness.... I can't block her! I have tried and tried to use my Norton's "Block domain" spam option and she continues to break through!

Here is where we can pass on our wish for her birthday....

Empress Birthday Wish

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Maybe if you bake her a tray full of cookies....

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Hillary is Mother Earth indeed.

...but who are we to question the Holy Ones?

Hee, Hee, Hee. You said "holy ones"...

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Maybe not so much holy as ordained, perhaps.

-Mikhail

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Great Stalins Ghost! Don't go start showing those pictures again Mikhail! It is just too much to bear! When I used the unfortunate plural Holy Ones, it was but a typo! I swear!

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Which reminds me comrades. I found an ad here on the cube that brought me some concern:

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I have yet to visit the website, because I fear too.

Chairman?! Did you have anything to do with this? This is not a secret revenge for the Hummels is it? The Empress gives and she takes (mostly takes) away. What is done in Her eyes is good, is always good.

Chairman? Confess now? Is it you? Let me see what you got in your hands!

Whoever has done this need's to be lined up against the wall! And all parties to her/him/it, and their, family, friends, appliances, animal companions, dead companions, and all people that they have ever meet need be sent to the gulag, NOW!

Such disrespect for her Majesty!

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While California burned.....

But one has to love the Empress' line... "this is a good and great country. lets go out and change it."

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Political play of the day: Clinton's birthday</a></div>

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Red the Nosey and Progressive Fox wrote:Chairman?! Did you have anything to do with this? This is not a secret revenge for the Hummels is it? The Empress gives and she takes (mostly takes) away. What is done in Her eyes is good, is always good.

Chairman? Confess now? Is it you? Let me see what you got in your hands!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I would never, ever, ever think of Her Excellency as "sexy" or "appealing" in any way! For Lenin's sake, man! Get a hold of yourself! Besides... some of those Hummels were North Korean knock-offs and the real *pricey* Hummels are kept in my "conversation room" where I go to talk to my vast collection of stuffed elderly couples. Speaking of which, I think it's time I go there and do some chatting with the very talkative Johnstons.

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Astounding isn't it Chairman? That this too nosey Fox would have the moxy to command you to confess! Or to show him what you have in your hands? As if it is any business of his! After all, what is yours is yours, and what is Hillary's is Hillary's da? Has he got the memo yet that it is Purge-a-thon season? Oh, my "dance card" is filling up fast.

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Me? Confess!? Ha ha ha! NEVER! The only thing that comes close to me "confessing" is when I sign off on the confessions of others.

Come to think of it, a starving family was in my office today asking for extra rations. Can you believe that? Coming into my office with their germs and ratty clothing asking for more rations! The gull of these people! Well, long story short, I had them make out confessions for committing various made-up thought crimes - you know, standard operating procedure - and had to sign off on it, turn it into State Security and then escort them to the wall.

Sure, they just wanted an extra ration... but we all know one ration turns into two rations, and then they will want clean water and bigger ditches and blah blah blah. We can't have that going on! TO THE WALL WITH EM'! Of course I had the guards shot who let the family in my office along with a few groupies who puked on my carpet earlier that morning. Damn groupies… the idiots don't know when to stop drinking.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Astounding isn't it Chairman? That this too nosey Fox would have the moxy to command you to confess! Or to show him what you have in your hands? As if it is any business of his! After all, what is yours is yours, and what is Hillary's is Hillary's da? Has he got the memo yet that it is Purge-a-thon season? Oh, my "dance card" is filling up fast.

Commissar, I have the paper work right here. See? Her Majesty has given me full authority to conduct an investigation into this matter. This also requires that I break the normal chain-of-command, and I quote:

"I give full authorization to Red Fox to conduct his investigation despite rank and without the fear of punishment from higher party members."

Ha! So there! Go ahead! Try and purge me, her Majesty will not be happy with you!

Now, is there any other way that you would like to tick off her Majesty? Or can I get back to my investigation? Which makes me think, Commissar, as Commissar of echo whoring, you would not have anything to do with this, would you?

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Let me guess comrade Fox.... you can provide us with the authorization number that always accompanies such authorizations? Oh, and you are aware there is always a "processing fee" for such authorizations? Pray tell, what is the amount of said fee and the address you were ordered to send it to. Make sure there are no "typos" for we will know if there is an error.


 
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