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Che Sticker on BMW: Oxymoron?

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My fellow proles, I was traveling to the north of Louisianastan the other day when I was passed by this car. When I saw the sticker of our beloved Che I became overjoyed. But, when I noticed it was stuck to the back of a BMW, I became utterly confused. It is my belief that only us poor lowly proles love Che. Why would this obviously rich 1%er be displaying Che on the back of his obscenely expensive car? Is he trying to taunt the Collective?

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Capt Commie,

I can assure you that it was NOT my BMW that you saw. It most likely belongs to a bourgeois pig who was trying to camouflage his true capitalist ways like most of the occupy movement did. This process only befouls our great marxist leader Che's memory. I hope that you reported him immediately.

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Sadly, most of The People don't even know Che's name, let alone his history. they just buy the stickers and shirts because all of their friends do.

Wait. that's a good thing. PRAISE BE THE REPUBLIC!

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Were you near an institute of higher learning? If so then cheer up Comrade! Many younger Party members find themselves forced to drive such blatant expressions of captalist oppression while being schooled in right thought at enlightened universities/colleges. It's a price they're forced to pay for having their bourgeois parents pay their way. Being the clueless kulaks they are, those parents are unaware they're fueling the engines of revolution and change. No longer are our institutes of higher learning dominated by the likes of Dean Wormer, (academias version of Bull Connor), striking terror into the faint-hearted with his "double-secret probation".

No! Now our progeny are schooled in proper thought and how to detect thought crime with a finesse unequaled by their predecessors. While many continue wearing an imperialist mask their true sympathies can be discerned by noting their choice of studies and reading habits. Just the other day I was pleased to see a young female comrade on her way to Wymins Studies class, carrying Sandra Fluke's memoirs, "Diary of a Mattressback or How to Find Your Way to Fame and Fortune While Being Laid, Waylaid, Mislaid and Relaid".

Things are definetly improving comrade, the future belongs to the young and they'll be quite capable of handling it!

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Subvet wrote:Were you near an institute of higher learning?

Actually Comrade I was driving through Sleezville Leesville, which is home to Fort Polk. Coincidence?

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Comrade, it makes no difference where you where driving...just remember that many in the progressive and Hollywood communities are still imprisoned within the walls of their palatial estates, the usage of Ché images continue to prove the real desperate need of a new psychopathic murderer that they can champion. Sadly images of current terroristic leaders, societal perverts, disoriented jihadists cannot possibly demonstrate to the world how much they really care for the poor, oppressed and butt-naked Iraqis as the much as the image of Ché Guevara. I am convinced in time something new will be used allowing them the continued enjoyment of the sort of lifestyle that only a progressive truly deserves......

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And they are from The People's Commonwealth of Virginia! Oh!!! The shame!!!

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Nothing says "For the People!" like a vanity liscense plate.

Anyway, I partied hardcore for three weeks in 2003 with the Libyan Supreme Guide in Brotherly Socialist Love. I'm pretty sure the car is was his. That's how he rolled. Image

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Capt. Commie wrote:My fellow proles, I was traveling to the north of Louisianastan the other day when I was passed by this car. When I saw the sticker of our beloved Che I became overjoyed. But, when I noticed it was stuck to the back of a BMW, I became utterly confused. It is my belief that only us poor lowly proles love Che. Why would this obviously rich 1%er be displaying Che on the back of his obscenely expensive car? Is he trying to taunt the Collective?


Why do 1%'rs display prog idols on their pretentious rattletraps, you ask? It deters "keying" in the campus parking lot.


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Captain Craptek wrote:Why do 1%'rs display prog idols on their pretentious rattletraps, you ask? It deters "keying" in the campus parking lot.

Comrade Squirrel is korrekt. Displaying such images of our beloved heroes is a "1%-er" attempt to align with the Current Truth™/Group Think™ Plantation Of Next Tuesday™ thinking that is required of the 99% progressives in order to not receive a "Car Key Picasso" or a large lump of brown matter closely resembling a box of smashed Snickers™ pasted on the car doors.

Judging by the condition of this "bummer" it appears the decal is working perfectly fooling the libtards.

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I protest! As one who grew up among workers and peasants of South Bronx, I resent Virginian who tries to talk "Bronxie" on license plate. Oh, my Bronx heritage has been offended! (Sob.) I am victim. (Hooray!) Maybe this car is not safe from errant keys after all. Or claws.

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As someone who mastered the quick and efficient execution, Comrade Che must be honored to have his mug on such a well-engineered piece of machinery.


 
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