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Cheney vs Powell: To Moderate Or Not To Moderate...

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Cheney to GOP: 'It would be a mistake for us to moderate'
"This is about fundamental beliefs and values and ideas … what the role of government should be in our society, and our commitment to the Constitution and constitutional principles. You know, when you add all those things up, the idea that we ought to moderate basically means we ought to fundamentally change our philosophy. I for one am not prepared to do that, and I think most of us aren't. Most Republicans have a pretty good idea of values, and aren't eager to have someone come along and say, 'Well, the only way you can win is if you start to act more like a Democrat.'"

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I am all for moderate Rethuglicans. Then we can be like Sweden where the center-right parties are just like the center-left parties and no one really has a choice. On the left buffet table you have socialism, and on the right buffet table you have socialism.

And I love socialism. Because I'm a nasty, self-righteous, puffed-up, sanctimonious commissar who runs screaming from the room like a little girl whenever someone suggests that I man up and take responsibility for my life.

Bring on the moderate Rethuglicans. Next election cycle they'll be selling socialism door to door.

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Moderation in the defense of liberty is no vice; extremism in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.

I was preparing a Current Truth story about this. No I'll have to work faster.

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As Comrade 'Comrade' will tell you, they already sell this stuff in Korea and Japan:

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But why have soft Coolpis when you can have hard pinko Leninade?
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Premixed and watered down koolaid in a bottle, fortified with cyanide, your choice of sodium or potassium.

Socialism with a (D) or (R) behind it. You can't be more progressive than that comrades.

Personally, I like the potassium cyanide, my doctor has me on a low sodium regime and the potassium salt takes effect just a wee bit faster.

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Whoopie, may I suggest strychnine? I'm told that people die of nervous exhaustion but when the dose is very carefully controlled it can be quite the trip. It intensely enhances the perceptions, I'm told.

Just imagine dropping a (carefully controlled) tab of strychnine and then watching a Michael Moore movie. Ah. I'm getting tumescent right now, thinking of how much finer my perceptions will be as this master sensationalist runs roughshod over every reasonable interpretation of facts.


off/ Ya know, I've about had it up to here with Powell. He would be well served to remember how he got to where he is. Affirmative action really gives one a false sense of accomplishment. What an asshat.

Perhaps a hunting trip with Cheney is in order.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Whoopie, may I suggest strychnine?

Too late, I just drank the cyani.......aaarrrrgh!


*Disclaimer: Kids don't try this at home. No Whoopie's were harmed in making this parody. The people's Cube does not endorse the consumption of toxic substances. Void where prohibited by law.

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Whoopie, the secret of Progressivism is that it <i>is</i> a toxic substance which people not only rush to drink but force down others' throats.

Jim Jones was a piker.

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Dr. Strangelove wrote:As Comrade 'Comrade' will tell you, they already sell this stuff in Korea and Japan:

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But why have soft Coolpis when you can have hard pinko Leninade?
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I need to get a Coolpis here in a minute, but before that, hahaha. . . Leninade, I love that name for good Progressive drinks. Also, I found this drink.

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I don't think it's as progressive as Leninaid, but it does sync up with our hippie and environmentalist comrades.

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The middle one looks like rich white Rethuglican pee; the right one looks like Prog Pee.



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It might be the Goracle's blood. He seems the most bloodless of all candidates, excepting possibly Comrade Kerry. It just might be ichor. I'm sure that they'd think of it as being the blood of the Gods. I think of it as being purulence.

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I'm with comrade Dr. Stangelove, it's probably the Goracle's pee.

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Or considering the cash that the Goracle is raking in, it could be the tears of him crying all the way to the bank.

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Hahaha. . . I hope he's crying because he feels sad for his profits, but we both know better.


 
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