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Chicago Mayor son partakes in Redistribution Act for Phones

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PROG News ALERT!

Zach Emanuel, son of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, has proudly participated in his father's new public initiative, the Chicago Redistribution Act for Phones (CRAP).

This glorious new program requires rich elitists to redistribute their phones to the needy upon immediate request or face immediate physical punishment and severe bodily injury for non compliance. Mayor Rahm congratulated his son for his altruism.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel's son robbed

The CRAP policy is being celebrated by civil rights and social justice activists for its elimination of the red tape bureaucracy one must go through to obtain the much touted "ObamaPhone."

Mayor Rahm has quickly responded to the cries of "What do we want? Free phones! When do we want'm? Now!" said one social agitator.

Progressives around the nation are calling for similar initiatives in their own cities but first must eliminate the 2nd Amendment right's in the fascist states, like Texas, where Tea-Baggers continue to remain armed in defiance of the Common Good™.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
El Presidente....

While the initiative of these youngthugs community organizers who stole re-distributed the telephonic apparatus of young Emanuel may seem admirable, it is NOT. Quite the contrary, I find it abhorrent! And so should YOU!

Indeed, to YOU, they have seemingly embraced Marxist ideology, but in fact they are practising the very form of Kapitalism that has brought down global judgment upon the USSA! For we all know that this the "richest" nation, built amassed it's wealth by confiscating it from the weakest on the planet.

Nay, sir! Abhorrent! Initiative is a BAD thing...We must not allow individual "initiative" unless it has first been beaten out of one by governmental authority...and even THEN, they should be beaten or even executed for displaying initiative.

That you see the elimination of bureaucracy as virtuous tells me that your a RethugliKKKan Tea-rrorist mole! By the "elimination of the red tape bureaucracy one must go through to obtain the much touted 'Obama Phone'" it is no longer virtuous because we have eliminated the only source of virtue from the equation -- Big Government.

Indeed! Inner Party Members NEVER show their charity by giving away their own things! They show it by giving away OTHER PEOPLE'S Stuff!

Additionally, we cannot have these riff-raff accosting Inner Party Members and their progeny. To do so would eliminate the fundamental illusion principle that Some are more equal than others. This treasonous act must be dealt with swiftly -- in the Chicago "Way." That you have sanctioned this renders aid and comfort to the mutineers!

And what will these minion proles do with a complex digital device taken from an Inner Party member? According to Komrade Gruber, they are too stupid to maximize the full potential of such an appliance! Indeed, they will likely hurt themselves and other innocent bystanders. Do you want that on your conscious?

Furthermore, obtaining an 'Obama Phone,' through mountains of red tape elicits from the recipient at least some labourous effort and a sense of gratitude when they finally receive a cheap less complex phone capable of receiving direct messages from Dear Reader (AP&PBUH)....even while He is celebrating the Festivous Season in Hawaii (albeit without the feats of strength).

If you have not already denounced yourself LOUDLY for your numerous ThoughtKrimes before completing this post, consider yourself denounced forthwith! We shall have you spayed and/or neutered immediately!

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Too bad Zach Emanuel doesn't have the class of Oliver Friedfeld who after being "robbed" at gunpoint by black thugs victims of a white racist society denounced himself and blamed the "crime" on his own "white privilege.

https://toprightnews.com/?p=7431

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Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Too bad Zach Emanuel doesn't have the class of Oliver Friedfeld who after being "robbed" by black thugs victims of a white racist society denounced himself and blamed the "crime" on his own "white privilege.

https://toprightnews.com/?p=7431

How dare you compare the useful idiot fellow traveler, Oliver Friedfeld, with Zach -- an Inner Party Progeny!

YOU.. consider yourself denounced. You are hereby stripped of your "Soviet" title. Consider yourself fortunate that you are not demoted to Inert Agricultural Compost Specialist/Necroproxy.


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Progressives are proud they support and vote with the thieving rioters in the above photograph.

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:While the initiative of these youngthugs community organizers who stole re-distributed the telephonic apparatus of young Emanuel may seem admirable, it is NOT. Quite the contrary, I find it abhorrent! And so should YOU!

Sir. I think you for the re-education you have bestowed upon me. You are quite correct in explaining the value of red tape and bureaucracy.

What I have learned from this experience and my deviation from leftist group-think is that re-education is a lifelong process and any gaps in time that are partaken away from re-education will inevitably lead one to fall back to into thoughts of individualism and logic.

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Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:El Presidente....

That you see the elimination of bureaucracy as virtuous tells me that [highlight=#FFFF00]your a RethugliKKKan Tea-rrorist mole![/highlight] By the "elimination of the red tape bureaucracy one must go through to obtain the much touted 'Obama Phone'" it is no longer virtuous because we have eliminated the only source of virtue from the equation -- Big Government.

If you have not already denounced yourself LOUDLY for your numerous ThoughtKrimes before completing this post, consider yourself denounced forthwith! [highlight=#FFFF00]We shall have you spayed and/or neutered immediately![/highlight]

My, Oh, my! I have never seen Comrade Goldstein is such a lather! Comrade El Presidente a mole? Good grief - this is a most terrible state of affairs indeed! I hope it's not catching!! I would hate being a mole in the most extreme way possible! And spayed and/or neutered! Gasp!! I will be in my nest if anyone needs me.


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Paula Jones remembers seeing a mole. Was that you Mr. El Presidente?

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Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Paula Jones remembers seeing a mole. Was that you Mr. El Presidente?
I am quite pleased to say that the mole for which you speak was in fact not me. I am much more apt at keeping my identity concealed. The mole you speak of is notorious for getting his cover blown, and I do believe he quite enjoys it.

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Note called white racist police. Instead should have called Sharpton for justice and considered act of undocumented charity to needy phoneless youth.


 
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