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Choose The Meme: Win A Shovel

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Comrades,

Hate to the bearer of bad news, but even our most ardent mouth pieces in the media from Tingles Matthews to Newsweak and 'gasp' even the New York Slimes can't cover for us anymore.

Since we have lost their support, we might as well be honest and face the real current truth, without fear of denouncement.

After the November 2nd elections it is going to be pretty obvious that we are toast, yesterday papers, last weeks T.V listings, 1969 Mets, France during any war she ever fought, tossed out and totally rejected.

Since the American people have determined that we couldn't lead ants to a picnic, it is time to do what we progressives do best.........Shift the responsibility for our losing, away from our glorious and perfect policies and blame it all on something else.


Therefore we need to come up with a winning blaming meme that we can start pushing November 3rd. The winner will be awarded a shining new shovel as we plot our comeback.


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At least one good thing though, I was able to find plenty of unemployed people and chose this one guy who had recently lost his job to be the presenter of the shovel to the winner.

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Comrades,

It appears we need a checking of the reality. The actual transfer will not take place until January. We can certainly be the lamest of Geese until then. Even when power is handed over, the Sun will not rise in the West. There will always be plenty of work for the collective because of the nature of politics and politicians.

Besides, dear leader will need our help more than ever. As for the peektur above, What kind of boll does THAT!What kind of ship is he trying to shovel?

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I think the best approach will be to say that this is all part of our plan. We need the RethugliKans to be in supposed power so that our overall aims will be achieved more quickly. I really don't see any need to address the fact that this is just plain nuts. Tingles will make it work for us. And Joyless Behar will be screeching to the rooftops about our glorious plans.

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Dearest Comrades Snoogie Woogums :
Have things really gotten so bad that we are now forced to acknowledge truth ? This desperation flies in the face of everything St. Alinsky has taught us ! Being honest demands character and accountability....we'll have none of that here at the Cube !

Perhaps we should try negating the importance of this coming election................

WE DON'T NEED CONGRESS.....WE HAVE OBAMA !

Yes, we have Dear Leader, and He's got the power of EXECUTIVE ORDER to keep leading the USSA to his glorious vision a socialist future, no matter what the unwashed masses want.

( And at the end of the day, he can always resign and have his newly appointed President Joe Biden pardon him from any criminal charges leveled by Congress.....just like Nixon did ! )

Easy peasy, rice and cheesy !

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I have full confidence that the Tingler will continue to tingle, regardless of the Rethuglicans. Rethug's are hated, are they not? Demo's are loved, are they not? So what is to change? Nothing that is what. Our glorious Pravda media will do our dirty work, as always. Why, they are already covering up the 10% + unemployment just as they drew alarm over Bushitlers 4.5% unemployment.

And besides, the Rethuglicans are known wimpy-men who trimble at the NY Times. We have nothing to fear..... after all, we HAVE OBAMA.

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Comrades, while it is true that our visible political vanguard will face a serious setback (which I blame on their own impatience which has awoken and alarmed the sleeping unwashed masses) do not forget all the nameless, faceless bureaucrats. These are our unelected fifth column. The activist judges, the public sector Unions, the desk jockeys and rubber stamps who work tirelessly behind the scenes and in the shadows.

Our forward march will be slowed but will not stop. Ironically had the Party took my advice and elected Hillary our long march would have survived this election cycle unabated. But then that's always the problem with Socialism, finding the right leader.

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Dear Comrades,

What is the big deal about finding a liter? If you look hard enough one can [almost] always
find one. One liter not working, get a two liter size, two is mostly ahead of one.

Most stores has new liters, save up your rubles at get one from the peoples commissariat.

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C.T. :
I am bedazzled by your comprehension and subsequent reply to Comrade Whoopie's statement above. " Two liters "......awesome !


 
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