'Clock Boy' Loses in Court, Father's Defamation Lawsuit Dismissed
Read the tragic story, Komrades!
Sad, sad day for this Prog! Our hero, Ahmed, just can't get no satisfaction! But fear not! Today only, we are offering you the chance to be as equal as Ahmed in the sight of Allah with our Oppressed-Minority* Science Fair Project Kit!
Everything you need to get the unquestioning sympathy of the media! Mini-briefcase, ’70s digital clock, Screw driver, Hammer, Pliers, Wire cutters, Tape & Glue, Lawyer Referral List
(* purchase limited to non-privileged groups only)
Where are the Government vouchers that will allow the NPOM to acquire this literal life-and-death necessity that is their right?
Commissarka PinkieI'm offended by the word "purchase" in that ad. No non-privileged, oppressed minority should have to pay for anything out of their own pockets. No one should have to make a choice between buying this and paying for...for...uhh...well, whatever is left out there that the Government isn't giving out for free.
Right you are, Pinkie! True charity only comes from the government. As our own columnist Paul Kurgman writes in his Economic Primer:
Prices are what others charge when they sell things to you. What determines prices? Basically, the greed of the seller. As we all know from first-hand experience, a greedy seller will charge high prices, a progressive seller will charge low prices, and the most humane seller will give everything away for free. And from this axiom, we conclude that governments are the most humane of all because governments have the power to provide everything for us without cost. (Would that the present government be courageous enough to do this!)
See more of his progressively genius insights here: