Comrades,

I bring good news from our comrades to the south. If this has already been communicated to you I apologize but I was so excited when I read the word that I had to shout it to the rooftops.

Due to various and necessary reforms of the democratic system in Venezuela it is now possible for the People's Party to win 2/3's of the seats in the nations congress with only half the vote. It is truly a system for the People.

Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela!

From Breitbart.com:

Polls suggest the vote could be tight, or give a slight lead to the ruling United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV), which is likely to benefit from recent changes to voting districts. Under the new system they could win two thirds of seats with only half of the vote. "We're not working for a majority, but for hegemony in the assembly. It would be a convincing victory to surpass 110 lawmakers," said Aristobulo Isturiz, head of the PSUV campaign.

Most Progressive. Why can't we do that here?

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Most Progressive. Why can't we do that here?

We CAN!

"I've done the math for you already."

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This math stuff confuses me, but under Sharia Law doesn't a woman count for a 1/2 a person, or something like that? So, doesn't this make Venezuelan voters a little like Mooslim women? Or, wait a minute, does it make them 1 and 1/3rd of person. Told you I was bad at math. Sorry.

I hears dat Chavez fella get's paid lebbenty dolla, fiddy fi cent an hour.

Lord god almighty dat be a lotta money!

Leninka wrote:This math stuff confuses me, but under Sharia Law doesn't a woman count for a 1/2 a person, or something like that? So, doesn't this make Venezuelan voters a little like Mooslim women? Or, wait a minute, does it make them 1 and 1/3rd of person. Told you I was bad at math. Sorry.

That begs the question - what are his necro voters worth?

I am most disappointed with comrade Chavez. He needs to look for more direction from my dear murderer Castro. We had our glorious revolution under control well within ten years. Comrade Chavez needs to step up his executions of dissenters and build more dissenter gulags. We never had an election where Castro did not get 100% of the vote. This news is most disturbing!

Mooslim women are for voting??!!

Why the need of the voting of any f the peoples when there is the Kohmeany and Taliban?

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Mooslim women are for voting??!!

Why the need of the voting of any of the peoples when there is the Kohmeany and Taliban?

I think your on to something here Mrs Al, but what other time would the mooslim women be allowed to get the purple finger?

I hear it is all the rage in your country.

INGSOC wrote:Comrades,

Due to various and necessary reforms of the democratic system in Venezuela it is now possible for the People's Party to win 2/3's of the seats in the nations congress with only half the vote. It is truly a system for the People.

Comrades, this is truly a model we should pursue and have in place by next month. Such brilliant efficiency!

Chavez is not in a hurry Comrade Nuevo. Remember, he attempted a military coup in the 90's and got in trouble. Full blown communism will be achieved through the democratic elections. It will be a slower process, but inevitable and permanent.