Michael Moore: "Patriotic Americans" Will Wait Longer For Healthcare
Real Clear Politics
September 24, 2011

Michael Moore defends Obamacare and healthcare programs similar to it around the world. Moore says the only "things you maybe have to wait for" are a knee replacement surgery or cataracts.

"Things that are not life-threatening," Moore said on HBO's "Real Time" with host Bill Maher. "The reason why you have to wait sometimes in those countries is they let everybody in the line. We make 50 million people out of the line so the line is shorter, so sometimes you have to wait as long. [highlight=#ffff00]If you are a patriotic American, you want every American to be covered the same as you[/highlight]. No, not 'I'm going to get ahead because I have health insurance and they don't,'" Michael Moore explained.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... hcare.html

I stand in complete AWE of comrade Moore for this breath-taking masterful example of Orwellian DoubleSpeak ™ .

I too love Comrade Moore. He's the perfect champagne socialist, the limousine liberal. He uses his money to lecture other people and because of his moral arrogance, he feels no qualms.

A Canadian firm wanted to make a documentary about him, and they found him to be the perfect prog: he refused to have union help, for it cost more; he stiffed the Canadians, and they decided that he was actually a complete and total asshole.

Well, that's Perfect Praise for the Perfect Prog.

Because we wouldn't be progs unless we did things that people really didn't want and shoved it down their throats.

Comrade Moore is my idol savant, there is no other human being on the face of this planet that can take two opposing views and turn them both to shit with such eloquence and verve. It is awe inspiring to see the wit, intellectual prowess, and devotion to double bacon cheeseburgers that Jaba de Hut Comrade Moore entertains.

You are witnessing genius in action comrades and proles, genius in action.

And to think, it all started with a little indie docudrama called "Roger and Me" (cough GM CEO, cough).

What a genius.

And think of how that has progressed. Now we have Government Motors and have robbed the bondholders of their money, and given the unions a nice big profit-sharing chunk, since investors are out.

Thank you Big Mikey. May we all get the health care that you laud in Cuba. May you know the mercies of Cuba-style health care should you get, oh, Stalin forfend, bone cancer.

No chance of that happening..... Michael Moore is an invertebrate.

Krasnodar wrote:No chance of that happening..... Michael Moore is an invertebrate.

One Moore reason he reminds me of Jabba the Hutt.

I believe that it must be stated: Michael Moore is actually MORE equal, because he's not only Moore, there's also so much more OF him (to love).

Comrades, much as Jesus Christ is both God and man, and Dear Leader is both black and white, Comrade Michael is both More and Moore.

My leg has had a tingle running up and down it for several minutes just thinking about it.

I feel a trickle running down mine...

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" Don't pee on me and tell me that it's raining. "

Yes Comrade Fat bastardMoore,

My Idol, yes comrades we all love him. Whats not to love? He weighs a Metric ton, Expells more Methane than can be found Jupiter's moon Titan, and has less intelligence than a garden slug. Fidel loves him, so there you have it.

OH....MY....GAWD. I was looking for a fat graphic about Moore when I ran across this story at BoyandGirlScouts.com-

Eagle Scout, Filmmaker Michael Moore Talks Cinematography
August 7, 2008

https://www.boyandgirlscouts.com/community-partners/eagle-scout-filmmaker-michael-moore-talks-cinematography

And a youthful picture of comrade Moore in high school-


Which photo turns out came from a 2004 story-

The truth about Michael Moore
By Gary Strauss, USA TODAY
Posted 6/20/2004 10:19 PM Updated 6/21/2004 9:52 AM
https://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2004-06-20-moore_x.htm

I don't think I would have trusted him with my daughter.

Come in, Red Star.....Red Star w/the cool Aeroflot logo........

Did we hear you correctly......... " Jupiter's moon Titan " ?

You never told the Collective that you were educated in California's public school system.

Krasnodar wrote:Come in, Red Star.....Red Star w/the cool Aeroflot logo........

Did we hear you correctly......... " Jupiter's moon Titan " ?

You never told the Collective that you were educated in California's public school system.

How dare you question a high ranking party official!!!! I was testing you, we all know Titan Circles....... Comrade Moore....Saturn...Errrrrrrr.....I should have a show trial for you Comrade.

Errrr. put on your marching shoes!!!!Lord Obama waits....

Red Star wrote:.... put on your marching shoes!!!!Lord Obama waits....

I think Lord Obama was speaking to our heavily suntanned brother and sister comrades when he said that-

https://news.yahoo.com/obama-tells-blacks-stop-complainin-fight-015928905.html

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:I too love Comrade Moore. He's the perfect champagne socialist, the limousine liberal. He uses his money to lecture other people and because of his moral arrogance, he feels no qualms.

A Canadian firm wanted to make a documentary about him, and they found him to be the perfect prog: he refused to have union help, for it cost more; he stiffed the Canadians, and they decided that he was actually a complete and total asshole.

Well, that's Perfect Praise for the Perfect Prog.

Because we wouldn't be progs unless we did things that people really didn't want and shoved it down their throats.

Not using union labor is ok if one does it to p off capitalists.

Red Star....

You demonstrate yourself to be a true Progressive !

1. Accuse the accuser while displaying self-righteous indignity.

2. Deny or side step you error.

3. Threaten your accuser with judgments.

Are you from the Professional Left ?

Krasnodar wrote:Red Star....

You demonstrate yourself to be a true Progressive !

1. Accuse the accuser while displaying self-righteous indignity.

2. Deny or side step you error.

3. Threaten your accuser with judgments.

Are you from the Professional Left ?

Krasnodar, you bring a tear to this Old Progs eye. Yes you have a bright future in the party. Perhaps..... I can find you a leadership role and say your own Squad of Psychotic Goons Highly trained counselors, to kick in doors at midnight. Election time is coming and we have much work to do.

Red Rooster, has made me very proud, and has truly gotten out the Vote. at the graveyards, Reluxicat, has made me proud as well, sweet looking little kitty, but a cold heart when he collects "Hummels" for Father Prog Theocritus,

Yes, a bright future awaits you....

Looking for images of our beloved Fat bastard Comrade Moore?


My personal fav:

What wonderful and inspiring adipose images to start the week off with.

Still , you must admit, Comrade Moore does cut a rather dashing line, doesn't he !

( Dashing to order those next three triple cheeseburgers )

( Monday morning trivia : Michael recently applied for his own zip code.)

Grigori E.R. wrote:Looking for images of our beloved Fat bastard Comrade Moore?

mmbath.jpg

My personal fav:

moore_alien.jpg

Hey the bottom one is Comrade Bwany Fwanks, Not Comrade (Fat Bastard) Moore.....

Krasnodar wrote:What wonderful and inspiring adipose images to start the week off with.

Still , you must admit, Comrade Moore does cut a rather dashing line, doesn't he !

( Dashing to order those next three triple cheeseburgers )

( Monday morning trivia : Michael recently applied for his own zip code.)

Yes, Comrade Moore is also Developing his own Atmosphere, Mostly Methane, but an atmosphere all the same....

Even having his own atmosphere doesn't mean that he'd qualify as a planet, however.
Look what happened to Pluto.

Planet? I'm thinking Comrade Moore is more like a giant gas nebulae:

To be sure, planet or nebulae, " Mikhael's "qualities are indeed astronomical in their scope and scale.

Comrades, we are in an existential crisis. Michael Moore has grown to rotund that he has trouble eating. If he drops it, it instantly accelerates at 32fpsps and splatters onto his body. This explains the craters in his face. It takes the finest things from Spatula City to prize them off Comrade Moore.

But he is trying to make recompense. He doesn't want to be seen as consuming as many natural resources as America, for this would cut down on future movie royalties or perhaps prove that eventually even hypocrisy can choke one, so he's take to throwing food that he's been eating away from him, to eliminate the evidence.

It orbits his waist.

Michael demonstrates a basic principle of gravitational fields and density.
And this presents for us, a problem.
You see, because of the shear increase of his mass, he has become denser than most.

( Nobody argues that point ? Good.... I'll proceed )

The wholesale consumption of numerous all-you-can-eat buffets in Las Vegas has
increased his size to such a degree that he has become something like a black hole;
so dense that not even an intelligent statement can escape past his lips.

If, as Theo has stated, he has food in orbit around him, rest assured he will soon re-capture it, as well as anyone or anything else unfortunate enough to be near him.
And that means the Earth.

Comrades......we are all in grave danger !

I have had a thought, Krasnodar: I have been seeing documentaries about how a collision with a comet killed the dinosaurs and if mammals hadn't been little, ferret-like creatures like Elizabeth Warren, we would not be here.

How do we stop them? That's easy. Put Comrade Moore in orbit with as much food as he can eat. I admit that the days will get a bit strange, as the earth starts to orbit just a bit about Comrade Moore, but he will of course draw the comet.

Krasnodar wrote:Michael demonstrates a basic principle of gravitational fields and density.
And this presents for us, a problem.
You see, because of the shear increase of his mass, he has become denser than most.

( Nobody argues that point ? Good.... I'll proceed )
The wholesale consumption of numerous all-you-can-eat buffets in Las Vegas has
increased his size to such a degree that he has become something like a black hole;
so dense that not even an intelligent statement can escape past his lips.

If, as Theo has stated, he has food in orbit around him, rest assured he will soon re-capture it, as well as anyone or anything else unfortunate enough to be near him.
And that means the Earth.

Comrades......we are all in grave danger !

It's graver than we know, Comrades!

Gaze upon this recent Hubble (spit - the money spent down this stupid rathole could've feed like 2 billion of Dear Leader's children) photo.




Now, if the "Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday" is indeed located at the bottom of the Big Black Utopian Donut Hole as many of my Kollege Professors suspect, Mr. Moore's portended girth could be bending the space time continuum enough to actually be pulling us away!

That chocolate donut in the far orbit is not a planet!

Tovarich Tovarici,

I've just finished my calculations to confirm my suspicions.
Not only is that " doughnut" not a planet..... it's not even in orbit !
It's appears to be doing a Michael Moore fly-bye to avoid gravitational capture.

It may be in fact, the disguised command ship of the Dark Lord Soros, checking out
Mikhail's progress in undermining America.

I didn't want to post this Comrades as I didn't wish to foster panic among the Kollective. Still, you should all know the truth. I'm afraid Comrade Krasnodar's calculations are correct and we are in grave danger. I received this from one of my operatives:

I denounce Comrade Moore, if his proles are eating enough that by cannibalizing them, he has gotten so fat.

I personally never feed proles all that much. I learned the hard way from having Nanski take out her claws, eviscerate one, and feast on his innards, still steaming.

Moore feeds his proles too much.

I second that denouncement Father Prog. I'm remembering an age old question asked in a capitalist TV commercial: "Where's the beef?". That question, I believe, has been answered.

Here's a good visual on that.....
The scene in The Lord of the Rings where the head Uruk-Hai says:
" Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys ! .... as entrails are being thrown about.
Much like the MSM during a election year.