With Drudge obviously putting out viruses to readers why doesn't the Comrades ofDepartment of Justice and Homeland Security just shut him down?

Only Peoples Organs The New York Times and MoveOn.org should have access to the internet. This is cyber-terrorism of the worst sort!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0509/22574.html

U.S. Attorney's office tells employees not to log on to Drudge Report
TAGS: Justice Department, Drudge Report, U.S. Attorneys Office
By JONATHAN MARTIN | 5/15/09 3:36 PM EDT Updated: 5/15/09 3:58 PM EDT

Massachusettsattorney's office tells workers to avoid the Drudge Report because of apotential virus. (The Site's creator, Matt Drudge is

The U.S.Attorney's Office in Massachusetts directed employees earlier thismonth not to log onto the Drudge Report website with government-issuedcomputers due to potential viruses on the site.

In an e-mailmessage sent May 4, Paul Harvey, an information-technology official forthe Boston office, wrote that security specialists with the U.S.Attorney's Office at the Department of Justice asked them “toreformat/reimage two computers because the user visited thedrudgereport.com site.”

“Please avoid the Drudgereport website from the [United States Attorney's Office] computers,” Harvey wrote.

Harveysaid that if employees had a “work-related reason to visit the site,”access could be provided off the government network.

Asked whythe conservative-leaning news aggregator and President Barack Obamacritic was flagged by Internet security officials, Tracy Schmaler, aDepartment of Justice spokeswoman, said it was because “a maliciouscode was found contained in a Web ad on Drudge.”

Schmaler alsosaid the request to stay off Drudge wasn't politically motivated andsaid it was sent only to the office in Massachusetts. She also saidother popular sites were later found to have potential viruses,including ESPN.com.

This is entirely reasonable. You can get conservative cooties from Drudge, and also from watching Faux News. I have known people to watch Faux News and then open their mouths and say, "That makes sense," which is a sign of incipient thinking.

Although I am conflicted. More Drudge reading and Faux watching will mean an increase in Jiffi-Lobo business, and since I'm heavily invested in that, that's a good thing. But we need to make sure that it never reaches critical mass.

[If I wasn't a loyal Party member and could think for myself I'd say...]

Just as well, the National Inquirer and Hot Air have more breaking news lately. Sometimes the Drudge page doesn't change for days. Even more annoying is the fact that despite their lack of breaking stories, the page refreshes every few minutes making it impossible to read what is there.

And don't get me started on O'Reilly, the man has become pompous, boorish and tiresome. In another six months he'll be playing second fiddle to Glenn Beck in the ratings.

[ off ]Indeed. O'Reilly is the most suiplenitudinous man I know. Can't abide him. He delivers a rabbit punch and says, "I'll give you the last word," and does so in five seconds.

I'm also sick of Hannity, who manages to maintain righteous indignation 24/7. I've gotten to the point that the two people of impeccable taste are Mark Steyn and Charles Krauthammer. Who gave us,

"America spends a half a trillion dollars a year protecting sea lanes and policing the world. Europe spends pennies, and complains. And they've been sucking at the American tit for 60 years."

Just so. Just so.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:[ off ]
I'm also sick of Hannity, who manages to maintain righteous indignation 24/7.

{karakter off}

Commissar Theo:

I, too, find Sean Hannity to be a rather tiresome twit. He of the "I'm a Conservative, not a Republican" mantra and, yet, he seems to have an un-erring instinct to talk out of both sides of his mouth. As an example, I happened to be listening to his radio show a few weeks ago (I usually don't) when he got a call from a woman wanting to know: at what point would the reckless and dangerous policy-decisions of Pres. Obama that placed the nation in real danger of attack be considered treason? Our boy, Hannity, made some sort of stupid reply about not wanting to call people names but to work toward Conservative goals -- or some such similar twaddle -- and shut her off. (Memory fails and I switched the channel at that point -- I can only take him in small doses).

I rather think Hannity would be first in line to denounce us to the Jiffi-Lobo if it meant he got to keep his Escalade hybrid SUV that he brags about.

See you at the barricades.

Comrades, let us never forget that Sean Hannity is a cute black Irishman running to fat. And that fairly well explains him.

Oh. Except for the little nose and hands.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades, let us never forget that Sean Hannity is a cute black Irishman running to fat. And that fairly well explains him.

Oh. Except for the little nose and hands.

1st off, I know this is against our socialist ways, but you could always open another Jiffy-Lobo (You make it sound like there is only one Jiffy-Lobo).

2nd, are you sure Hannity isn't some sort of interracial black jewbot? Someone like this can only be made by a crazy guy.


3rd, it's a good thing we won't see this Sludge report pollute our clean internet sites anymore. This definitely has our Chinese friends all over this one, I must say.
4th and (off)
Anyone else feel an internet police will come to America soon?

Elliott, I'm sure that net neutrality will see to the Thoughcrimes(tm) of all these objectionable people. We must have net neutrality and the Fairness Doctrine because of the horrors of thought.

Of course there is more than one Jiffi-Lobo. I am in talks with Wally World to open a Jiffi-Lobo in every SuperCenter.

Do you speak Chinese, Elliott? It is all that I can do to stumble around in English.

We must keep the Fairness Doctrine alive, at all cost!

Now that this cry of loyalty is out of the way, I should of guessed Wally World would open one in their stores, come get your supplies, and leave your thoughtcrimes with us.

No, I don't speak Chinese, I just figured the Chinese helped get the Sludge report booted, much like they booted their imperialist king in the Glorious Revolution of the 1950s.