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Comrades, We Have ELIMINATED GLOBAL WARMING!!!

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Unfortunately, we now have the threat of GLOBAL CLIMATE DISRUPTION.

Faux News wrote: From the administration that brought you "man-caused disaster" and "overseas contingency operation," another terminology change is in the pipeline.

The White House wants the public to start using the term "global climate disruption" in place of global warming -- fearing the latter term over simplifies the problem and makes it sound less dangerous than it really is.

White House science adviser John Holdren urged people to start using the phrase during a speech last week in Oslo, echoing a plea he made three years earlier. Holdren said global warming is a "dangerous misnomer" for a problem far more complicated than a rise in temperature.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/0 ... isruption/

Comrades, I am scared. I thought I would be able to deal with warming but if the climate is going to be disrupted, that is a much bigger problem indeed! Why, think of what this means; it may be HOT in some places and COLD in others! There may be STORMS in some areas where it is normally CALM! I could even imagine that there will be nice weather and then one day, out of the blue, BAM! A SNOWSTORM! I wouldn't be surprised to find out the continents have started moving or something!

I don't know how we could have been so blind to think that this was a simple warming that we could easily eliminate with billions of dollars worth of new taxes and regulations. Why didn't the elite scientists tell us sooner? Why did Micheal Mann fake collect centuries worth of data that proved global warming when he should have been working to fake collect centuries worth of data proving GLOBAL CLIMATE DISRUPTION? Now what are we going to do? We will have to rework Cap and Trade into a whole new program, perhaps CAP, TRADE, SHOVE, STUFF AND SHUT UP. We had better get right to work voting on this bill while we still have the majority there is still time to save the planet. As per usual, we can write it later because we have to pass it to find out what's in it.

I'm so relieved we have great thinkers like Dr. Holdren to Holdren our hands in this dangerous time....

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I still have my 1976 National Geographic with the Global Cooling article.

Apparently, several billion dollars replacing the murderous Freon saved the poor defenseless Ozones.

Since the truth got exposed about the fraud of Global Warming seems to be falling out of favor now, I think it's time to resurrect Global Cooling again.

Massive Global Cooling caused by Americans

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Fact: The greedy Americans hog the sunshine for half a day, every day of the year, leaving only half a day of sunshine for the other half of the world.


Why should the western hemisphere enjoy half of the sunshine when most of the world's population is on the other side of the world?

Profound question indeed.

Americans should be ashamed of themselves.

The UN must propose a Sunshine Tax on America to redistribute the sunshine around the rest of the world.

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This is brilliant! When the bullshit Current Truth becomes difficult to defend explain to the Proles, simply change the name. Now we will need to go forth and argue that there never was any "Global Warming", that it was always Global Climate Disruption and that rich, greedy Americans are still mostly responsible for it. This renders 20+ years of debate with deniers totally moot since America and the bad greedy West are responsible for ALL bad or even vaguely anomalous weather.[img]/red/images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] I'm reminded once again of the argument I've heard repeated ad nauseam for most of my adult life. Communism never failed in the former Soviet Union, China, Eastern Europe, SE Asia, et. al because TRUE Communism was never achieved. Also, none of the leaders of the various "People's Revolutions" that created these "non-Communist" states were truly Communists because Communism is leaderless and without any state boundary. After all, you can't criticize what doesn't exist, nor can you claim it has failed.

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Global Climate Disruption? I like it. A lot. And we aren't in a recession, we are in a Global Economic Disruption. 9.6 % of Americans have Employment Disruption.

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Dear Commissar M. one needs the right leaders to carry a Collective cause to it's final conclusion. We are those leaders. With Papa Bama we have a whole new day. Yes, it has been a little dusky lately but we must trust his superior knowledge and understanding.

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9.6% of Americans are economically and environmentally neutral.

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I say we spank the climate for being disruptive or fire it altogether!

Oh I forgot comrades, we can no longer spank or fire... the climates Union right?

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Well, crud. Yesterday I was all happy and excited and energized by the Democrats' gloriously dynamic new logo. And now today I'm back in the depths of despair, fearing a bleak, miserable future--assuming there's any future at all--due to Global Climate Disruption.

At least I know these wild mood swings aren't due to fluctuating hormones.

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So many brilliant comments to comment on, I don't know where to begin.

Pinkie, fear not. Under Communism the future is never in doubt, it's the past that keeps changing.

Colonel, Global Economic Disruption, I like that and like Climate Disruption, regardless if it is hot or cold man made carbon dioxide is to blame. The climate, like the economy must be regulated. To that end I suggest we tag every molecule of carbon with a unique barcode so it can be tracked and taxed.

Comrade M, so true, there has never been true Communism so it's success or failure can not be judged.

Scratchanitch, great idea on the sunshine tax. I will raise the issue at the next Party Congress. Specifically I want to know what America has doing with all the Daylight Savings Time we've accumulated. Is it in some warehouse rotting away?

Comrade Opiate, thank you for raising our awareness of this important issue.

And the rest of you, be more funny next time (that's an order).

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Comrade Whoopie wants funny........................... OK.............I can do that..........

Obama called himself " fiscally responsible " !

Now that's funny !

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I don't think I'll pay any taxes this year. Instead of being guilty of income tax evasion, I'll just claim that I'm a victim of:
"Redistribution of wealth and wasteful government spending money supply disruption syndrome".

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Comrade Whoopie, the Daylight Savings Time is being banked for when the Glorious World of Next Tuesday arrives. Then all that extra daylight will be distributed equally around the world to make Next Tuesday last as long as possible.

Pinkie, of course there is a future. It may be bleak, full of disrupted economies and climates, and other unpleasantness, but there will be a future. In fact, I'll stake my job on it. If there is no future, you can have my position as Commissar of Time. So once we get to the future we can settle the matter once and for all.

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Is High Templar Gore aware of this transition? Has his Worship signed off on the defeat of Global Warming? Has his gender neutral voice been silenced by edict of Dear Bama only to be replaced with this Holdren fellow and his Islamo-friendly facial hair?

I need to know because, damnit; I invested several years worth of wages in copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" to distribute to the masses in an orgy of zealous rage after a kindergarten screening with Al at the local elementary school. If they change the truth on me now...

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You guys know I was just bustin' you balls right? So there won't be any need for an angry mob with pitchforks and torches marching on my dacha. And there certainly won't be any need for burning me in effigy (and especially not in person). And tarring and feathering is completely out of the question.

Right?

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Colonel 7.62 wrote: Pinkie, of course there is a future. It may be bleak, full of disrupted economies and climates, and other unpleasantness, but there will be a future. In fact, I'll stake my job on it. If there is no future, you can have my position as Commissar of Time. So once we get to the future we can settle the matter once and for all.

I am afraid Pinkie is right. The future existence of the future is in doubt. Dr. Holdren confided in me the existence of the little-known* phenomena of Universal Time Disruption. He would not explain to me how it comes about because he made the whole damn thing up but it's effects have been showing up in time anomalies all over the world. For example, our scientists have found that it may be 5 o'clock in Texas but yet a few feet away (across the New Mexico border) it is an hour earlier! And that right now, it is already TOMORROW in Australia! And that if one travels far enough north or south, no one knows WHAT time it is!

These are serious problems that we cannot simply wish away with a few billion dollars worth of taxes and fees. The Rethuglicans will not be able to pooh-pooh this problem by making fun of the esteemed Al Gore but they'll probably keep doing it anyway because he's such a fool. No, I am afraid the problem is the fabric of time itself is fraying and there is little we can do to keep it from tearing completely apart.... unless a miracle occurs and somehow we launch a trillion-dollar government study to find a solution before it's too late.

*phenomena will be "little known" until we find a way to capitalize on it to increase our power and then it will be all over the MSM like an ugly frock on Moochelle.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:You guys know I was just bustin' your balls right? So there won't be any need for an angry mob with pitchforks and torches marching on my dacha. And there certainly won't be any need for burning me in effigy (and especially not in person). And tarring and feathering is completely out of the question.

Right?

Most of my funny is drained out by about 10 in the morning... I need to start drinking more and working less...

That oughta do the trick

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I DENOUNCE Universal Time Disruption. There will be no disrupting of time on my watch! We will all be using Universal Equality Standard Time once the Glorious World of Next Tuesday arrives.

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" Hero of the Scientific Intellegencia ", John Holdren, already has the solution to the problems we are facing. He advocated that we should paint all of the roofs in the world white......reflecting heat away from the Earth, solving our " Climate Disruption " crisis. This same brilliant idea could be used to eliminate Universal Time Disruption. While the workers are painting roofs, enlist them to paint white over all the people's clocks and watches as well. By doing this, no one will know what time it actually is......ending the disruption and making time equal for all by denying its existence ! With the State no longer confined by the tyranny of time, our " Glorious World of Next Tuesday " could become the " Glorious World of Whenever ".

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Time is relative, a social construct like race, an abstract concoction of the capitalist mind seeking handy excuses to bill people for services rendered. This can be evidenced by the easy ability to manipulate time (sorry Col.) through gimmicks like longitude which is nothing more than the hijacking of sunshine to impose a false set of rules and values on the working masses.

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i agree that time is a terrible evil. and capitalism is evil too. i have discovered a subtle yet powerful form of capitalism in these very forum posts, my comrades: not the capitalism of economics but the capitalism of the alphabet. yes i am talking about capital letters. why should one letter receive better treatment then another? isn't this practice encouraging an elitist mindset? for shame. i submit that it is our duty to refrain from using capital letters at once. who knows what this will lead to? some people here (*cough* krasnodar *cough*) even use different colored letters. some even use smileys. this must stop. in the name of all we have fought for.

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comrade benny though new to the collective you have seized the spirit of collectivity scrutinize everything for equality while we are on the subject why should some words deserve being followed by punctuation only approved party phrasing should have punctuation

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:comrade benny though new to the collective you have seized the spirit of collectivity scrutinize everything for equality while we are on the subject why should some words deserve being followed by punctuation only approved party phrasing should have punctuation

like yanno this is true i often get emails 3 pages long from obviously public skool edukaytted people telling me all their trubbles and not a single period or pragraph or capitulized anything i think the world of next tuesday is soon coming and in the interrust of equality spellun has no standurds neither especialy the homophones like to too two or proper arrangemunt of wurds in a sentunce most of these people beg me to talk with them on the phone because writting is to hard

True equality at the lowest common denominator

"But, you say, we destroy the most hallowed of relations, when we replace home education by social.

And your education! Is not that also social, and determined by the social conditions under which you educate, by the intervention direct or indirect, of society, by means of schools, etc.? The Communists have not intended the intervention of society in education; they do but seek to alter the character of that intervention, and to rescue education from the influence of the ruling class.

The bourgeois claptrap about the family and education, about the hallowed correlation of parents and child, becomes all the more disgusting, the more, by the action of Modern Industry, all the family ties among the proletarians are torn asunder, and their children transformed into simple articles of commerce and instruments of labor." - Communist Manifesto 1848

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Comrades, I'm not yet ready to denounce the use of capital letters, colors and the snobbish use of punctuation. I believe there is a greater thought crime afoot in these pages. Some (like Jibaro) who shall not be named insist on posting with font sizes which not only have been embiggened but also emboldened. As if their words merit greater authority than those of the common masses.

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to comrade benny i hang my head in humiliation ........ and i prostrate myself before the collective. ( this is far better a choice than re-education in a gulag, no ?)

capital letters are indeed a trick played upon us all by the filthy profit-mongers. the only capitals that are approved are D,L & O in ... reverence to " Dear Leader Obama ".

may i add that during my catharsis, a thought crossed my mind that the letter "a "
always seems to be found at the front of the line. should this not be looked into and reported to the authorities ?

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Krasnodar wrote:" Hero of the Scientific Intellegencia ", John Holdren, already has the solution to the problems we are facing. He advocated that we should paint all of the roofs in the world white......reflecting heat away from the Earth, solving our " Climate Disruption " crisis. This same brilliant idea could be used to eliminate Universal Time Disruption. While the workers are painting roofs, enlist them to paint white over all the people's clocks and watches as well. By doing this, no one will know what time it actually is......ending the disruption and making time equal for all by denying its existence ! With the State no longer confined by the tyranny of time, our " Glorious World of Next Tuesday " could become the " Glorious World of Whenever ".


You fool! "We want taxpayer funded do-nothing jobs, solutions put us out of business." I mean, Comrade, easy solutions to hard problems only look easy but it is often hard to decide between the easiest hard solution and the hardest easy solution. It would be easy for me to say this problem is hard to solve but it is hard to say this is an easy problem to solve. I'm afraid it will take years of hard scientific reasearch funded by billions of taxpayer dollars to fake extract enough empirical data to prove that we need billions more taxpayer dollars the issue one way or another.

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Opiate........your words of council as stated above clearly reveal that you might be the product of our socialist-progressive educational system. It takes years of careful indoctrination uh ........guidance to be able to think like this.
Remember always the mission statement of the California State Universities :" If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle them with bulls _ _ t. "
By the way, have you considered writing speeches for Dear Leader ?

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Krasnodar wrote:Opiate........your words of council as stated above clearly reveal that you might be the product of our socialist-progressive educational system. It takes years of careful indoctrination uh ........guidance to be able to think like this.
Remember always the mission statement of the California State Universities :" If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle them with bulls _ _ t. "
By the way, have you considered writing speeches for Dear Leader ?

Comrade, I am a TV set and thus incapable of thinking; I can only parrot what the Central Committee transmits to me just like any other product of our socialist-progressive edukational system. And I am flattered that you deem me worthy of writing speeches for our Dear Leader; it would be an honor because I am a "boob tube" and he is a big boob he inspires me to do so many things I've never done before like change the channel.

PS: I thought the mission statement of the California State Universities was "20 years and out with 110% of salary".... but I guess they could have more than one mission.

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comrades this thread is shameful and disgusting and we must consider the children that we are teaching to be shameful and disgusting because there is nothing wrong with being shameful and disgusting because it is equal to all things whether or not they are shameful and disgusting therefore all things being equal why the hell am i even bothering writing any of this?

please carry on with your shameful and disgusting climate disruption.

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I ate a burrito prepared by a non documented migrant guest worker, and suffered much local climate disruption about an hour later.

Image Global warming is devastating our planet earth! most of the time, we are caught off guard by this tragic event! Queensland, the state of Australia which makes up the northeast quarter of the continent, is bracing for the impact of Cyclone Yasi. The most severe flooding in over a century has already been recorded in Queensland over the past month, as the monsoon season brought unusually heavy rains, and now a Category Four storm is due to make landfall. Hurricane Katrina, which wreaked havoc within the United States in 2005, was about the same size as the storm that will lash Australia.

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Excellent Comrade!

You are kapitlist bourgeois global warming pig, no? Some prole took their shovel to your post with revolutionary justice!

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Is most likely USSA college student, Comrade Rooster.
Is it not glorious to see the fruit of our long term Plan for edukation right here on Peoples' Blog?



 
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