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Congratulations: USSA Achieves Travel Warning Equality

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Comrades,

After decades of painstaking preparation and hard work by American organizers, the USSA has finally achieved equal status with Yemen, South Sudan, and Nicaragua as one of the world's most dangerous travel destinations. Congratulatory messages from top ranked hellholes around the world have been pouring into headquarters for nearly a week as the celebrations continue. Our thanks to everyone for a job well done!


This Travel Warning supersedes all previous Travel Warnings! Citizens are warned that the security situation remains dangerous and unpredictable as violent conflict between government police forces and armed anti-government groups continue throughout the country.

No part of the former USA should be considered safe from violence. The potential for hostile acts exists throughout the country, including kidnappings and the use of chemical warfare against civilians. Shelling and aerial bombardment of populated urban areas have significantly raised the risk of death or serious injury. The destruction of infrastructure, housing, medical facilities, schools, as well as power and water utilities has also increased hardships inside the country.

There is a terrorist threat from violent extremist groups including Black Lives Matter, The KKK, Mothers Without Fathers, Squirrel Lovers of America, and others. Tactics of the groups include the use of suicide whining, slapping, use of small and large signage, and improvised name calling in major urban centers including Detroit, Atlanta, New York City, Philadelphia, and Plainville, MA.

White citizens have been specifically targeted for kidnapping for both ransom and political purposes, and there are unconfirmed reports of white captives being openly mocked and ridiculed by members of the terrorist group PETA.

Stay home!

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Captain Craptek - "Rat with a bushy tail!? Why I oughtta..."


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Time for UN Security Council ? Even more so, illustrious Human Rights Council ? Hallo GenSec Ki-moon - take over !


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In addition to the warning of potential violence, all foreign citizens traveling to the U.S. are also advised to undergo vaccinations against TB, malaria, polio, cholera, ebola, zeka, leprosy, and other communicable diseases that have been reintroduced to the US by arriving refugee masses.

Finally, the US has become yet another Third World country, with no moral authority to tell others how to organize their societies, which leaves the moral vacuum to be filled with progressive revolutionary movements, who have been selflessly working for such an outcome all along.

Beets and vodka on the house!

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... and — GenSec Ki-moon again! — let the Blue Helmets overtake ! Their expertise will help to defend the hard-won Third World status ! Parallely, the Blue Helmet ethos will introduce further Third World equality in STDs, while entertaining especially the youth of both, uh, all sexes.

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The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow.

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This schizophrenic vision of America is finally beginning to dominate the mass consciousness and the media. It was first created in the Nazi-occupied Belgium during WWII, but today it has become a popular meme in the progosphere and I've seen it actually printed on paper at a couple of prog rallies.

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Next step - adopt the mental aura of (current) North Korean agitprop ? :

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( pre-school level, caption : PLAYING WAR BY STRANGLING THE AMERICAN PIGS IS EXCITING )

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Next step - adopt the mental aura of (current) North Korean agitprop ?
... or, for that matter, the rabid anti-Americanism and anti-One-Percentism of Soviet Paradise :

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FREEDOM - AMERICAN STYLE _(1950)

УОЛЛ СТРИТ = WALL STREET = Soviet agitprop proxy for the very heart of AMERIKKAN EVIL.


"FREEDOM OF PRESS"..........................................................................."PERSONAL FREEDOM"
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"FREEDOM OF OPINION"..................................................................."FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY"



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RULER OF THE WORLD WILL BE THE WORKER _(1920)

and puffy "internationalism" (nowadays repackaged as "multiculturalism") :

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MORAL KODEX OF BUILDERS OF COMMUNISM _(1938)

BROTHERLY SOLIDARITY
WITH WORKERS IN ALL COUNTRIES,
WITH ALL NATIONS.


 
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