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Conveyance Letter of Quota Investigation

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Comrades,

It has come to the attention of the House Politburo that certain Beet Quotas have not been followed.

Therefore the House Party Organ, in conjunction with LawFare staff, has launched an investigation to ascertain Beet Quotas required by Politburo's current governing constitution. Sub-quotas of certain pre-known comrades will be investigated in full show trial fashion to establish just how far this deviation from established beet quotas these pre-known saboteurs of beet quotas have sunk.

This current governing constitution empowered letter conveys the idea of a FULL FORCE DIRECKTIVE by the House Politiburo for Comrades in receipt of this letter of conveyance to report immediately to House Party Organ for interrogation and extermination.

Upon receipt of this letter conveying a Direcktive, convey yourself immediately to Politburo House Party Organ Committee Rooms reserved for this purpose by the undersigned.


Politburo Majority House Party Organs
Nancy Pelosi
Adam Schiff
Jerry Nadler
Elijah Cummings
LawFare Staff

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So, Comrades, the beetings will continue until morale improves....

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It is not required to beat them if you beet them.

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To beet, or not to beet, that is the question ...

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The quislings and harrows of outrageous LawFare,
Or to take kasha plus a sea of beet-soup ...

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Comrades,

Many of you speak as though you possess beets, and even kasha. (!) This fact must be investigated thoroughly by the aforementioned signers of letters of conveyance of a FORCE DIREKTIVE. Our completely anonymous hear sayers report a dearth of beet quotas required by the current truth intent of the Politiburo's constitution. These anonymous hear sayers are composing even MORE reports of Beet Quota Failures.

Comrades NOT belonging to the Politiburo's House Party Organ, or LawFare staff, in possession of beets when our anonymous hear sayers report a complete FAILURE in Beet Quota Compliance are predetermined saboteurs of treasonous deeds deserving extermination.

This letter, conveying a FULL FORCE DIREKTIVE by the aforementioned undersigned Committee Investigators may seem to lack Politburo Constitutional Authority, but it would be foolish of beet possessing Comrades NOT linked by House Party Organ to dismiss this letter of conveyance of a DIREKTIVE.

Papa K, Ellsworth Toohey, and TransAtlantic Enemy, Genosse Dummkopf. AND their private hoard of beets, must convey themselves - with Ration Cards - immediately to the Politburo's House Party Organ for public humiliation and extermination.

Hear sayers are at work now composing witness statements even as this letter of conveyance of a DIREKTIVE is delivered.

Politburo Majority House Party Organs
Nancy Pelosi
Adam Schiff
Jerry Nadler
Elijah Cummings
LawFare Staff

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Bring forward the 'whistle blowers'. They may not do anything to help the cause and get to the truth but, by golly, they are the most entertaining part of any good inquisition and pop corn sales go up substantially.


        Mystery item No. 1

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I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. Who is nearest house party organ?

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta? And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?

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CIZ!

Always you make 'pelipsky laugh!

And Ellsworth Toohey...too late for denouncements to earn favor with Politburo House Party Organ and LawFare staff. Though you seemingly walk free in Bernmontistan, your location has been locked on by trained extermination experts. Conveyance delivery eminent. Ain't no Vesta fast enough to escape.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. Who is nearest house party organ?

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta? And [highlight=#ffff00]how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?[/highlight]

Comrade,

Removal of an official Bernie sticker is not permitted. That is to say,.. not permitted without official authorization. As you know, authorization can be time consuming. Sometimes a small bribe remuneration may be asked if the official must alter his/her/its daily routine.

Therefore, I'd advise removal and replacement of the windscreen. (store in safe location) Incidentally, I have some high quality bird feeder glass available. (used) Call me.

CC

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Better to Beet Dead Horse. But of course Schiff-hit-fan says to Trump: "You can't beet impeachment." Trump asks, "Is it possible to beet the Schiff out of a huge turd?" A sensitive person might reply "Cut that Schiff out." What's the answer? Beets the Schiff out of me. What's a doughnut-shaped turd: Holey Schiff. Can he swim? No, but Schiff floats. Beets float also. Stalinists always say "Beets are better than Schiff." Schiff beets the runs. Can't beet a full-house of Schiff. Are beets indigenous?
--KOOK

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KOOK..you crazy palindrome Comrade..ya' gotta a whole Schiff routine goin'...you're gonna be a s.t.a.r.

forelock tug,
'pelipsky
#BR 549

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. Who is nearest house party organ?

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta?[highlight=#ffff00] And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?[/highlight]

Komrade, your beet vodka is good for more things than drinking.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. [highlight=#ffff00]Who is nearest house party organ?[/highlight]

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta? And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?
Should not this question be placed in the "personals" section, Comrade?

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. [highlight=#ffff00]Who is nearest house party organ?[/highlight]

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta? And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?
Should not this question be placed in the "personals" section, Comrade?

RD, that kind of feline clarity on just how many 'strokes of human adoration' have gone too far that makes the distinction between what is public, and more information than necessary, is just the kind of feline whip that needs to come down. Just M.e.o.w.! !!!

Got it. Clarity is good. Next thing y'know...TPC™ gets labeled as some sort of sextacubetoy and banned from Booked Faces.J

Just M.e.o.w. loud and proud, RD!
'pelipsky

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. [highlight=#ffff00]Who is nearest house party organ?[/highlight]

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta? And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?
Should not this question be placed in the "personals" section, Comrade?

It is the Socialist Republic of Bernie. The whole area is a "personals" section. I am marrying my pet goat next week. My current wife will be maid of honor.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. Who is nearest house party organ?

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta?[highlight=#ffff00] And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?[/highlight]

Komrade, your beet vodka is good for more things than drinking.

Many thanks Komrade.

Now, do you have any recommendations on how to get my Vesta to actually run? It has been sitting in the yard for a few years.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Ellsworth Toohey wrote:I am currently in the Socialist Republic of Bernie. Who is nearest house party organ?

Where is nearest Lada dealership to service my Vesta?[highlight=#ffff00] And how do I get the Bernie sticker off of the windscreen?[/highlight]

Komrade, your beet vodka is good for more things than drinking.

Many thanks Komrade.

Now, do you have any recommendations on how to get my Vesta to actually run? It has been sitting in the yard for a few years.

'pelipsky already conveyed the Direcktive that you have been targeted for extermination. So, running is f.u.t.i.l.e. Just sit in Vesta on cinder blocks in yard, sip your beet vodka, and dream of those virgin goats of the Apocalypse. Your number has been fed into the matrix...and no Bernie sticker on your windscreen can save you now. You will be served, next...

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:... any recommendations on how to get my Vesta to actually run? ...
Komrade ET, here (finished in just 1 minute - adna minutochka, starting @4:36):


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jackalopelipsky wrote:
'pelipsky already conveyed the Direcktive that you have been targeted for extermination. So, running is f.u.t.i.l.e. Just sit in Vesta on cinder blocks in yard, sip your beet vodka, and dream of those virgin goats of the Apocalypse. Your number has been fed into the matrix...and no Bernie sticker on your windscreen can save you now. You will be served, next...

For shame! It's actually a good thing to remove a Bernie sticker. It clears space for Elizabeth Warren stickers.

Also, quit with the gulag-and-brimstone stuff. If Ellsworth is on here, which he is, that means he's entrenched in the party deeply enough to have unrestricted internet access. And if you're in that deep, what the proles get killed for just gets you a couple months in a resort with a dodgy wall around it.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:
'pelipsky already conveyed the Direcktive that you have been targeted for extermination. So, running is f.u.t.i.l.e. Just sit in Vesta on cinder blocks in yard, sip your beet vodka, and dream of those virgin goats of the Apocalypse. Your number has been fed into the matrix...and no Bernie sticker on your windscreen can save you now. You will be served, next...

For shame! It's actually a good thing to remove a Bernie sticker. It clears space for Elizabeth Warren stickers.

Also, quit with the gulag-and-brimstone stuff. If Ellsworth is on here, which he is, that means he's entrenched in the party deeply enough to have unrestricted internet access. And if you're in that deep, what the proles get killed for just gets you a couple months in a resort with a dodgy wall around it.

Oh, Stierliz, 'pelipsky just loves your Lighten up, Francis. just hug, hug, hug...

And Ellsworth...shall we call you E.T. phoning home from Bernmotistan while sitting in your cinder blocked supported Vesta with an Elizabeth Warren Sticker plastered over Bernster? 'iffin's your wife is down with your nuptials...then 'pelipsky's just happy like a tin cup of beet vodka behind Tractor Barn #2. Let's all have some.

Like any good commie would say after decimating their neighbor...I'z just having fun. No seriously, and 'pelipsky knows E.T. is serious...otherwise name of Ellsworth Toohey is meaningless. ..no actual matrix has your number. See?? what lightening up with some beet vodka behind Tractor Barn #2 can do for perceptions?? Besides, 'pelipsky bets the stars look really good sitting in your Vesta, sippin' some beet vodka in the chilled evening in Bernmontistan, hold the hand...or hoof...of your beloved. Enjoyment is quality of life.

a very lightened up, 'pelipsky...thanks to Big Toe, Comrade Stierliz.


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Many thanks for the instructional videos. I am now looking for bigger sledgehammer. I hope it works. Will need to find wheels to fit at local tractor dealer.

Goat is looking for wedding dress.

Room on windscreen for Bernie sticker AND Warren sticker.

Life is good in Socialist Republic of Bernie.

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'pelipsky is so glad to hear all is well, E.T.

y'know E.T.. since you are planning a world tour - honeymoon?? - maybe you could be like TPC™ Asset ..as in c.o.v.e.r.t. and report significant points where TPC™ could infiltrate. It's a kind of rogue asset assignment...should you wish to accept this mission.


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jackalopelipsky wrote:'pelipsky is so glad to hear all is well, E.T.

y'know E.T.. since you are planning a world tour - honeymoon?? - maybe you could be like TPC™ Asset ..as in c.o.v.e.r.t. and report significant points where TPC™ could infiltrate. It's a kind of rogue asset assignment...should you wish to accept this mission.


First wife is on world tour with me. Goat must stay in Socialist Republic of Bernie. He or She (I can't judge before ceremonial nuptials) would require several months of quarantine to enter upside down land.

I await your orders on surveillance targets in the land of unders. I understand they have their own original gulags there. And in most progressive way, forced their prisoners guests to build their own housing. How equal of them!

Do I need to bring my cube? It may be difficult to clear customs with it. They are looking for contraband sexual and/or disco devices.

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E.T. in Bernmontistan...your first mission, should you accept it...is when you and your beloved travel to Manly Beach, Sydney, Australia: locate those heads buried in the sand because of Klimate Krisis Disco-Bedience.

Jackalopelipsky
Russian Asset AND honor guard to Ambassador to Texazistan
#BR 549


 
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