Laika suggests that we create a warning DO NOT CLICK button on the site, with Skull & Crossbones, that will bring up this page.


I'm thinking we might also add something like "Ultimate result of liberal appeasement policies" but it's not punchy enough. Any suggestions?

"DO NOT CLICK"? Since the button would be for well-meaning folks that want us to end the war by no longer fighting anyone there should be every incentive in the world to "click." What happens next should simulate the world of peace that will result when we throw down our arms and stop all this fighting.

Ummmm.....
My point was that if it said "DO NOT CLICK" you could be damn sure the first liberal mime to log on would do exactly that. They can't help themselves. Therefore the joke.
Wait, maybe it could say "Countdown to Impeachment, Click Here"?

Hmm, I let the timer hit zero and nothing happened...

I would like to see a flash that has Hillary's face plastered all over Times Square on New Years Eve (2009) and the ball comes down. Once it hits zero the whole city turns Sharia with women in Burqas and minarets on the top of buildings in the picture... This doesn't pertain to the discussion, I know, I'm just thinking out loud.

How about, "Press This Button to END American Occupation of Iraq", the clock counts down, hit's zero and a mushroom cloud ensues? Ugh, my mind feels muddled.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Hmm, I let the timer hit zero and nothing happened...
I would like to see a flash that has Hillary's face plastered all over Times Square on New Years Eve (2009) and the ball comes down. Once it hits zero the whole city turns Sharia with women in Burqas and minarets on the top of buildings in the picture... This doesn't pertain to the discussion, I know, I'm just thinking out loud.
How about, "Press This Button to END American Occupation of Iraq", the clock counts down, hit's zero and a mushroom cloud ensues? Ugh, my mind feels muddled.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD... It's all my fault... I clicked the button and Hillary officially announced her run for the Presidency... Ahhhh <dancing on the spot, flapping hands in panic>. I'm sorry... what do I do?!? WHAT DO I DO?!?! I didn't know it was loaded... I just woke up... I haven't had coffee yet... <whimpering>.... Somebody?.... Help....

How about, "Press This Button to END American Occupation of Iraq", the clock counts down, hit's zero and a mushroom cloud ensues?

....oddly in the shape of a peace sign, maybe??

SisMassOp:

I didn't know it was loaded

that's what they all say

that's what they all say

... and yet, I can't tell you how many times it's worked... it's all in the delivery...

Hmmm.....there could be a myriad amount of things that could be done with this. We would need our PS geniuses to come up with some good pictures...a session of congress with everyone in beards and turbans....times square turned into an open market with burquas all over the joint....statue of liberty in a burqua with the islam crescent instead of the torch.......battery park turned into a public execution area where women who walked alone are hung...the possibilities are endless!! I tingle with excitement!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

O'Brien wrote:I tingle with excitement!
O'Brien

That's just because you peed your pants and there's a short in your computer. I know from experience...

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:

O'Brien wrote:I tingle with excitement!
O'Brien

That's just because you peed your pants and there's a short in your computer. I know from experience...

Ah yes, the pee-short induced Euphoria of the People! I wonder if we could sell kits for at home use.....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

O'Brien wrote:Ah yes, the pee-short induced Euphoria of the People! I wonder if we could sell kits for at home use.....

I just lick batteries... or chew on the bits of tinfoil left over from making hats...

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:

O'Brien wrote:Ah yes, the pee-short induced Euphoria of the People! I wonder if we could sell kits for at home use.....

I just lick batteries... or chew on the bits of tinfoil left over from making hats...

I usually don't have any left over after hat making time. I use a whole roll for every hat. Can't be too careful....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

SMO wrote:I just lick batteries... or chew on the bits of tinfoil left over from making hats...

I hope those batteries are underage, consenting and carry a Party membership. To lick those batteries without the above stated guidelines properly filed, sorted and stamped could land you in Harvard - or worse, Berkeley! <shudders>

:: Public Service Announcement ::

Always ask a battery if it's 1.) Underage 2.) Consenting 3.) A Party member in GOOD STANDING before engaging in any sexual act - remember comrades, Lenin is ALWAYS watching (even when pooping!).

Meow correctly observes

I hope those batteries are underage, consenting and carry a Party membership.

good point...

If it says "Do Not Click" do they get an all expense paid resort vacation to one of our many re-education camps for disobeying a party order?

Premier Betty wrote:If it says "Do Not Click" do they get an all expense paid resort vacation to one of our many re-education camps for disobeying a party order?

I SAID I didn't know it was loaded! Geez...

Meow - what the hell good are these "Get Out of Gulag Free" cards you gave me? I should have known that a game called The People's Monopoly was a bit fishy. I want my expired ration coupons back, and I'm not sharing any more of my batteries and tinfoil with you! That's the last time I pick up your drunken ass and put you to bed so no one else trips over you!

... Try and do a guy a favour...

SMO wrote:I want my expired ration coupons back...

Never! Them coupons are <hiccup> mine! Where's my Stoli!? Pravda, you been in mah Stoli haven't you <hiccup>! Interna--<hiccup>--tionale... <hiccup> Jiiimmmmyyy Webb is mah friend..<hiccup>.. Long live the People <hiccup> and the money I make off of them! Inter--<hiccup>--nationale <hiccup> la la la do bee dooo! < crashes into buffet table> <ZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzz>

Ahhh... man... he's brought up all over the Hot Pockets and the wood pile again... Praaaav-da... PRAAAVDA! Can you bring me the mop please...

heheh...some guys can't hold their liquor...all that soft ca$h, power, and position and the guy is a lightweight

Ya I got the mop and bucket right here...and another couple pounds of that sawdust-like absorbing junk just in case he pukes aga.....CHAIRMAN!!! gawdammit!! someone roll him over he's puking again...dammit dammit aw man look at my UNIFORM!!!! yuck!!! jeez switch to beer if you can't handle the Stoli <rolls the Chairman for all his ca$h>...

That's it!!! He's sleepin' in a snowbank tonight. That'll sober him up. <heavy sigh> Someone gave him some Pelosi porn again... When is he going to get over that autocratic bitch. He's been a broken man ever since... Either that, or he was slumming at the mall and someone wearing Patchouli got too close to him. The People's Detox doesn't have any cells open, do they?

Here Pravda... get out of that Zhongshan zhuang and give it to me... I'll send it out to the People's Cleaners... just make sure you wash off your Laika pin... Oh... Dear Leader!!! What has he been eating!?!?!

sis wrote

What has he been eating!?!?!

He probably got that shipment of kittens from GWB he's been waiting for...omg talk about furballs!!

Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda wrote:sis wrote

What has he been eating!?!?!

He probably got that shipment of kittens from GWB he's been waiting for...omg talk about furballs!!

Lord (sorry... I know it's not korrect, but I think a little latitude is in order, given what we've been cleaning up)... I hope they were dewormed first this time. All we need is for him to have his own little "countdown button" in the aus crapper... I'm really not up for digging another one now with the ground frozen... I knew we should have dug an extra and a couple extra graves before everything froze over this year... Damn Al Gore! I'll show him An Inconvenient Truth!!!

Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda wrote:sis wrote

What has he been eating!?!?!

He probably got that shipment of kittens from GWB he's been waiting for...omg talk about furballs!!

I don't know about that, he has been inquiring about how to get his hands on some North Koreans.....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

O'Brien wrote:I don't know about that, he has been inquiring about how to get his hands on some North Koreans.....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Yes, but he's recently run out of condiment rations and he can't stomach North Koreans without wasabi and pickled ginger...

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:

O'Brien wrote:I don't know about that, he has been inquiring about how to get his hands on some North Koreans.....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Yes, but he's recently run out of condiment rations and he can't stomach North Koreans without wasabi and pickled ginger...

...or kimchi, don't forget he has a kimchi fetish (that explains the smell, oy!).

Ugggh.... <baarrfff> <cough><cough> Ugghhh....kittens....North Koreans.... my new drapes!?! <baarrffff><cough><cough> Uggh... someone get me a wad of sweaty ca$h out of my overcoat, there is an envelope labeled Congressional Black Caucus tribute... oh Lenin... <baaaarrrfff> <cough> I need to smell soft stolen ca$h to ease me stomach...Ugghhh... where am I? SNOW!? YOU LEFT ME IN THE SNOW!? Dammit, this jacket was North Korean suede! RUINED! ITS RUINED! Oh Lenin, I gotta get to a toliet and drop a duce, the North Korean is still kicking around in my stomach...ohhhhh my, <baaarrrfff> DAMN YOU KIM JONG <baaarrffff> IL! Uggh, where is my limo! I WILL SHOOT YURI IF HE DOESN'T GET HERE SOON! <baaarrffff>

Chairman... Intervention... Bunker 5... Now...

p.s. Pravda rolled you for your sweaty cash after you hurled on him... I took half to cover the cost of the People's Republic of Laundry... Missus Chin says "hi," BTW, and wants to know when you're going to stop by "for starch"... I'm assuming I misunderstood her English.

Disturbed,
S.M.O.

SMO

I'm assuming I misunderstood her English.

that's Engrish...

Miss Chin? Lenin bless her holey cotton socks, she is such a good village idiot. <sigh> I understand about laundry cost...but I'll tell you who did it! Yes, it was that bastard Dean in the kitchen tainting my North Korean Ta-Ta with hot sauce! I SAW HIM BACK THERE, DAMMIT! He has it out for me and Terry, and so help me Stalin he will pay for this! YOU HEAR ME HOWIE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Miss Chin? Lenin bless her holey cotton socks, she is such a good village idiot. <sigh>

... and here I assumed that it was here lack of dentition...

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Miss Chin? Lenin bless her holey cotton socks, she is such a good village idiot. <sigh>

... and here I assumed that it was here lack of dentition...

My mother wanted me to become a dentist - but instead I decided to bring pain to people in more creative ways, so I joined the Party!

eheh...you are a pain!! and you owe me 200 dollah for a new dress jacket!

Comrade Chairman!

A little bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya?

*swirls ice cold Stoli in chilled tumbler*

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

O'Brien... stop enabling him or you can clean him up next time..

I will never drink again.... <mixes a Jack & Coke>

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I will never drink again.... <mixes a Jack & Coke>

Chairman,
I humbly suggest you let the bubbles in the Coke dissipate before you try inhaling through a straw. It will be much less painful.

<hiccup> I don't know what you're <hiccup> talking about... <hiccup> I have a problem! I HAVE A <hiccup> PROBLEM! <hiccup> woe is me for I need a new social cause! I'm down and out, SMO <hiccup> I need another 10 million by next saturday <hiccup> <guzzle> <burp> uggh, oh Lenin, quick, someone <hiccup> hand me my satin Louis Vuitton vomit bag....ugggghh <baaarrrfffff>

<begins sobbing> Sharpton won't let me in on the cash <hiccup> he...he... <hiccup> and that Jackson are hogging all the victims...<hiccup> Boohooohooo, waaaaaaah! I need a hurricane! I need a hurricane! <blows nose> woe is me... and now Obama is sucking up all the Hollywood cash too! Baahaaaa! <blows nose> Why Lenin? why do you curse your most beloved! <crashes into buffet table><passes out>

Not again....

If communists in any country, and (especially those most affected by the current vortex of contradictions), were not to take into account the rapid and dramatic changes in the international situation and their interpenetration with the class struggle in their country, and if they were not to develop the policies, slogans and tactics that corresponded to these changes, then "persevering in the strategic orientation" could become a smokescreen covering conservatism and passivity and the "strategic goal" will remain mere wishful thinking.We must act now.... Let Hillary speak and use her vision. We must follow blindly.

Hillary;Must Advance Amidst Intensifying Contradictions

The Revolutionary Internationalist Movement has existed for 93 years and its accomplishments are undeniable. But we can by no means rest content with what we have achieved until now. As [an internal report put it in] April 1st 2006, "Thus our Movement is placed before a historic opportunity and challenge. Will the CLINTON's be able to step forward and lead the masses of people in resisting the imperialist onslaught, and through the course of the struggle further advance the cause of the world proletarian revolution?????? YES is the answer..
In this light it is impossible to overstate the importance that our Movement{CFC} or {KFC} has for the people of the world and the importance of the decisions and actions (or lack of ) that we take in the coming period. In short, the Democratic Party {Left} is facing its greatest test since its formation.
No progress is painless and every step forward, especially at critical junctures, can only come amidst fierce struggle, not only with the Republicans but also against counter-currents that inevitably arise in opposition to a correct understanding. SMERSH pointed out that it is not enough to grasp the correct line, it is necessary to grasp it "Firmly". He went on to say, to not grasp the party line firmly means to not grasp it at all. If our Movement is to play the role that it must, it is necessary that we "grasp firmly" FIRMLY our BALLS both OF THEM. The correct firm, Political and ideological line that we have been forging and our understanding of the favourable, if contradictory, international situation. We also need to FIRMLY grasp the possibility of achieving breakthroughs precisely in connection with the current intensification of contradictions and fight to preserve and maintain this understanding. "NEW YORK TIMES" INCLUDED. Finally, and most importantly, we need to find the means and $$$$$$ to link this advanced understanding with the masses and push the whole revolutionary process forward an onward to 2008.
COMRADE CLINTON
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9.