The RethugliKKan Reichwing House Of Representatives passed a massive bill yesterday seeking to punish the dedicated bureaucrats at the VA by allowing them to be fired for ineptitude without cause.

The massive bill, containing hundreds of words, was sprung at the last minute on unsuspecting legislators without even a smidgen of debate. After the onerous legislation made it to the Senate Comrade Sanders so rightly pointed out, "People die every day!"

Why the sudden need for crippling legislation which would make employees accountable for criminal or unethical acts less able to seek creative solutions to the pressing needs of the long suffering veterans? It is the height of irresponsibility to craft such massive legislation.

It is unknown if Kommissar Pelosi had read the bill, or knew what was in it before she voted. Alas, my photoshop skills will not allow to to show a forklift bringing this massive legislation in on a pallet. Grant me ability, fight inequality!