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Comrades, Dear Leader needs us now.

The Senate under Harry Reid could fall to rethugglikkan control if Cousin Pookie fails to get off the couch and vote. HE IS THE KEY TO THE ELECTION, and the stability of all that has been done.

By Dear Leader's own directive, we must find Cousin Pookie. We must get him off the couch, and get his vote to the ballot box as often as it takes.

ACORN operatives are scouring NSA records for contacts from or to anyone named Pookie, but its slower than a VA medical appointment.

Do your part. Check your couch, your neighbours couch, (unless you live next to Bill Clinton, leave that couch alone) the couch at the EBT office, the Social Security office, and the mall where you hang out...


Find POOKIE!

(Anyone not producing a Cousin Pookie will be directly responsible for the election results, and will be labled as a racist.)


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I went into hyper-drive when [color=#C0392B]Tovarichi[/color] wrote:
Find POOKIE!

(Anyone not producing a Cousin Pookie will be directly responsible for the election results, and will be labled as a racist.)

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I found his wife but... I'm still looking!
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Pookie hasn't voted in the last 5 elections because he never registered.

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The victory of the Party is guaranteed once we grab our Pookie and our friends' and co-workers' Pookies!
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Comrade T,

Well, it wasn't easy... but I found cousin Pookie next to one of my nut stashes!

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Thank you, comrade Ivan, for directing us to this information...

Finally, the pieces all come together...

Uncle POOKIE...

Our comrade Obamba has finally realised that even with the help of all the aliens in the galaxy, the dead voters and the multi-voting bus-transported democrat rent-a-thugs, we still will not find enough people that will stoop so low as to vote for our Empress Hillary...

Therefore Obamba has called in help from the fairy realm! As you know, one of the seven main irish fairies happens to be...

The POOKAH (also: puca, pookie, puck, ...)


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Only with the help of the TRANS-REAL voters will we achieve victory!


Onwards, minions of the fairy realm! Your voting booth awaiteth!

And the new logo of the Demonrats is:

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Ivan Betinov wrote:You calling Cousin Pookie a fairy?

So what if he is, Betinov? I'm calling YOU a homophobe for asking! You've just triggered my shovel!

WHACK!!!

You...you...you Trump supporter, you!

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You know...I've actually missed that. The gleam of the shovel head just before impact is transcendental..

Either I'm truly getting in touch with my inner socialist and thus desire an honest beating for an honest day's toil for the Party, or I'm falling into Stockholm Syndrome.

It really is hard to tell.


 
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