The Coalition for Non-Living Americans is a new social justice movement to stop deceased-o-phobia and disenfranchisement of Dead-American voting minority.

It was started in Virginia by our fellow traveler comrade and sometime contributor, with the goal of promoting inclusiveness, fighting discrimination and Harassment of social justice activists who are registering Non-Living Americans to vote, and raise awareness about the endangered rights of more than 1.8 million dead Americans who are still registered to vote.


Learn the facts, join our cause, and sign their petition below:


See their comprehensive research of recent incidents of dead Americans being registered to vote:

Difficult to comprehend! During the last Presidential election in New Hampshire, dead people were filmed voting. They were so artfully made up, they appeared to be living voters!
There was no disfigurement due to corruption, nor was there an odor or frightful appearance.
The living dead may actually be among us!

General Confusion wrote:There was no disfigurement due to corruption, nor was there an odor

It's called "Formaldehyde," Comrade. It's what keeps Comrade Lenin (PBUH) looking so youthful... and natural.

And Comrade Hillary, if she would just try it...

wow, so finally we got The Formula, the Lapis philosophorum :

Formaldehyde + CommOrg = Beloved Empress Forever

( where CommOrg stands, of course, for the Art & Science of Community Organizing )

Do da monster mash and dance your dead family and friends into da polling places right now to vote for me. Tomorrow might be too late. Who knows what goods they still got on me.

Vote early.