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As we are all praising President Obama's accomplishments with Iran Treaty, not everyone may have heard yet of another treaty in the making, which is just as pivotal to the survival of human civilization.
Messages hidden in this passage are only for authorized personnel.
Hidden from even the almighty's eyes, the secret Apocalypse Prevention Treaty with the five horsemen, aimed at preventing the Apocalypse from happening for the duration of President Obama's term in office.
It is all lies. You must be a fool to think this will prevent the apocalypse.
According to the Apocalypse Prevention Treaty, horsemen will promise not to seek apocalypse as they ride around the world, in exchange for a 24-days warning before UN inspectors can check what they are up to. They have also agreed not ride their horses during the seventh day of the week, so they don't move too far away from UN inspectors. There are a few more concessions made, ranging from supporting green energy to having a day of the dead.
24 days is enough time to create a bit of chaos, war, famine, and more death.
That the almighty could not see such happenings is a mystery. This was to be hidden from him so that Dear Leader does not be interrupted by him.
It was all dark magic. President Obama knows this will fall out and he does not want god to even see the other deals
It was a festival of great importance for this time in our lives, which will go down in history as the day Dear Leader curbed the apocalypse.
A festival of fools, indeed. President Obama is just trying to make himself look good.
Forward! To the Apocalypse! Do not forget to hide the messages, or you will have the smile keepers at your doorstep.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:... Treaty with the five horsemen.

War, Pestilence, Famine, Death and Hillary? Well, good luck getting her to agree to anything where four men are involved.

Lev Termen wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:... Treaty with the five horsemen.

War, Pestilence, Famine, Death and Hillary? Well, good luck getting her to agree to anything where four men are involved.

Correction has been made.

The recent agreement with Iran will serve as a template for many new policies. The Department of Justice is developing new guidelines for the issuing and execution of drug related “no-knock” warrants. Future law enforcement officers must comply with the new rules prior to forcefully entering the property.

1) A registered letter must be sent to the suspect's primary address advising them of the date and time of the planned raid. A similar registered letter must be sent in the event of any scheduling changes.

2) There must be at least 5 business days from the initial notification (see #1) to the actual date and time of the raid.

3) The suspect will have a minimum of 72 hours from receipt of the registered letter to request an appeal of the scheduled date and/or time of the planned raid.

4) Reasons for granting a rescheduling of the raid include, but are not limited to the following; Raid is planned to take place during suspects usual dinner hour; Suspect will be out of town; Neighbor works days and would be disturbed by noise and other activity; Vacation week; Too early in the morning.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen ... [the Emperor]

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A festival of fools, indeed. President Obama is just trying to make himself look good.
Forward! To the Apocalypse! Do not forget to hide the messages, or you will have the smile keepers at your doorstep.

Shouldn't that be, GiddyUp!, my dear hammer?

Comrades, I've managed to obtain a rare photo of the proceedings. The Horsemen chose their Headless representative, and are now claiming that Obama violated treaty law by shoving the rep's cloak into the sewing machine that was used as an impromptu desk for signing the treaty. Obama said that he had used the official tables in a bonfire on the WH lawn because the wood he'd cut himself had been "stored in a pool" to "make them easier to light". He also said "You can't fit a couple beers and a few lines on an endtable" when asked about why he didn't use one of the White House's many endtables.