Today is a crossroads in the history of that evil, kapitalist, imperialist, arrogant nation called the United State of Amerika!
Today, comrades, we can drive a stake through the heart of that racist kapitalist economy.
We can re-elect His Excellency, General Secretary and President for Life, B. Hussain Obama so that he can continue his gloriously successful 1st 4 Year Plan with another, even more glorious 4 Year Plan! This is the last election anyone need to vote in!
For his second glorious 4 Year Plan, nothing will get in his way to create the first functioning Benevolent Socialist country. Not even the Congress can stop him!!!
Here are just a few of the items on the agenda for glorious 4 Year Plan #2.
That tire old rag called "The Constitution of the [Kapitalist] States of Amerika has got to go. It prevents the government from helping the proletariate.
Firearm Confiscation. How can the new Benevolent Socialist government take care of it's "unwashed masses" if they can shoot back at us?
Automobiles will confiscated. Any ownership of an automobile or drivers licenses require a special permit from the EPA.
Hunger must be conquered. Therefore food will be distributed according to what the government thinks you need.
And that's just a few of the wonderful and glorious things coming during 4 Year Plan #2.
Yes, Comrades! Soon the proletarians will be living the Utopian life! No longer will they have to think or take responsibility for their poor, under-educated lives. We, the morally superior ruling elite, with our Harvard and Yale educations have a "duty" to take care of those less fortunate than us.
But wait! There is a problem! What to do with all the "Useful Idiots" that voted for a Democratic Party that we subverted years ago? Well... You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. The new Civilian National Security Force (CNSF) will be responsible for state security. We have plenty of gulags hidden away.
Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blohayev, TPC, TEC, OO, HC
Commissar, 1st Chief Direktorate for The Party™ Approved Margarita Research and Operations
Grand Inquisitor of the First Reformed Church of Climatology (aka The Goremons)
"I'm in the smallest room of my house. The Constitution is in front of me. Soon it will be behind me."
ALL HAIL OBAMA
to January 20, 2017