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Dear Leader Schools Indians in Etiquette & Protocol With Gum

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Chewing Gum, Blowing Bubbles, Spitting It Out In Public

President Obama has recently visited India where he had to teach the uncouth Indians how to properly chew bubble gum, blow bubbles and spit slimy, chewed gum into your hand while in the public eye.

The old rules have been overturned, the old white man's (and Indian's) standard etiquette is passé.

The New World Order demands that our leaders demonstrate their social skills such as blowing bubbles, spitting, blowing smoke rings and firefarting expertise.

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Raised by hyenas in Africa, President Obama teaches diplomats, kings and world leaders the new
rules of etiquette, protocol and social bearing.

You always asked, "Spit or Swallow"... Now you know...

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No wonder nobody wants to shake his hand.

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Evil Smiley wrote:No wonder nobody wants to shake his hand.

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Dear Leader gets most respect from no one shaking hand with him since they deem their hands not worthy.

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Evil Smiley wrote:Raised by hyenas in Africa, President Obama teaches diplomats, kings and world leaders the new rules of etiquette, protocol and social bearing.
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So that's where he got his smile.


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So now we know, we do not need Michael to answer the question, 'spit or swallow' for us anymore.

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