Comrades, speech codes have done much to purge the people's education system of thought kriminals, but it is time to take the next bold step to ending violence in our glorious kollektive!

Speech codes must be extended to cover not only the student body, but the staff, faculty, and most importantly, the curriculum itself. Yes comrade, the hour is now for the total elimination of all references to guns and weapons, violence, war, and conflict. (The only talk of struggle should be that of the oppressed in their struggle over capitalism).

So comrades, join with us in insisting that the people's schools teach peace not war and demand a violence free curriculum today!

Beat your warheads into hammers and sickles.

We should immediately execute anyone who uses terms like "he's a pistol", "nice shot", "raise your sights", etc, within 1000 feet of a publik skool. Maybe we should just establish talk-free skool zones, just to be safe.

Opiate of the People wrote:We should immediately execute anyone who uses terms like "he's a pistol", "nice shot", "raise your sights", etc, within 1000 feet of a publik skool. Maybe we should just establish talk-free skool zones, just to be safe.

Comrade Opiate has the final solution with talk free skools. Now we can hard-wire the korrect information directly into their tiny heads with no problems! I give to you the future, because next tuesday has arrived:

Opiate of the People wrote:We should immediately execute anyone who uses terms like "he's a pistol", "nice shot", "raise your sights", etc, within 1000 feet of a publik skool. Maybe we should just establish talk-free skool zones, just to be safe.

Yes Not only terms like "shoot the breeze", but common items such as a "spray (or paint) gun, "staple gun", or even the ever popular "Salad Shooter" need to be eliminated!

Teach our children that people with guns are dangerous and trying to kill them.

Ahem. Comrade Comrade.

Per the above, people with guns are most assuredly NOT trying to kill them (unless, of course, the people being referred to are teabagging Rethugglikkkans). GUNS are trying to kill them!!

There is a huuuuuge difference.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Teach our children that people with guns are dangerous and trying to kill them.

Comrade, the teacher is holding a picture of a gun and there are gun pictures in the classroom. Such images will corrupt young minds! The teacher is guilty of a thought crime under the "Violence Free Curriculum" program and must be subject to a show trial and be purged!

Humbug! Skool is for the stupid. A few months in the fields will cure the disease of violent thought! Fill the minds of youth with shovels, dirt, and beets! (for the children)

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Ahem. Comrade Comrade.

Per the above, people with guns are most assuredly NOT trying to kill them (unless, of course, the people being referred to are teabagging Rethugglikkkans). GUNS are trying to kill them!!

There is a huuuuuge difference.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

The guns are looking to kill people. And in major cities comrades have reported SUVs travelling around, sometimes in packs, picking up guns to transport them to a place the guns can kill some innocent person. The SUV packs especially like to pick up assault rifles with oversize magazine clips to go kill people.
Komrades, SUVs and guns must be stopped!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Ahem. Comrade Comrade.

Per the above, people with guns are most assuredly NOT trying to kill them (unless, of course, the people being referred to are teabagging Rethugglikkkans). GUNS are trying to kill them!!

There is a huuuuuge difference.

Yes, and that huge difference is that Teabagger shooters kill because their politics is hateful, while Progressives only kill because of their love for humanity, because they were victims of racial discrimination, and because they used to play violent sports like football, which damaged their brains.

Kommissar Brainiac wrote: Comrade, the teacher is holding a picture of a gun and there are gun pictures in the classroom. Such images will corrupt young minds! The teacher is guilty of a thought crime under the "Violence Free Curriculum" program and must be subject to a show trial and be purged!

If that public school teacher has been employed for at least five minutes, she has tenure and cannot be fired, suspended, or reprimanded for anything. I suggest promoting her to superattendant of the school district so she can no longer teach but may still enjoy the fruits of collective bargaining.

Chairman Meow wrote: enjoy the fruits of collective bargaining.

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Excellent comrades!!! I think the preponderence of incorrect thinking in our schools and in public places nowadays is obscene, but it is very important for us to listen to all of it.

I saw a very interesting film last night, which was mostly good but with a strange ending: "The Lives of Others." It is about the fall into decadence of a Stasi officer who grows soft and tries to keep damning info about someone he's watching from his higher ups. For some reason, he was demoted at the end but not shot.

This is a German film and I think a good English language film could be made that corrects this oversight in the end. Hollywood is still dedicated to helping us spread the progressive word!

We must teach our children korrekt thoughts: