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Democrat Deodorants: raise a fist for a sniff of socialism

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Do you have BO? Or are you anti-BO?

Bernie Sanders Condemns Existence of 23 Different Deodorant Brands While Children Go Hungry

Comrade Bernie has shown us the way: it is high time that we collectively stink for socialism and reek for the rank and file!

Don't think of it as Malodorous Marxism. Think of it as being Putrid for the People!

This will be the moment when we will have Stench for Humanity's Spawn. Why should we reek of Old Spice when children are starving? (PO: Yeah, I don't get the connection either, but Comrade Bernie is on a roll)

We should only have the People's Party-Approved Anti-Perspirants! We present...

Democratic Deodorants

Do you really want to bowl over your comrades with BO when you raise your fist in protest?

Unlike the decadent deodorants borne of the oppression of freedom and liberty, we shall have only Party-Approved Pungency in these pre-approved scents:

  • Lenin lavender
  • Stalin spring
  • Adolph air fresh
  • Scent of Barry
  • Gulag Floral
  • Herbal Hussein
  • Michelle Musk
  • KGB Bouquet

We accept scent suggestions – simply contact the People's Pungency Prerogative.


So get in line for the people's perfume, it's the common ‘scents' solution!


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Komrades! As we all know, children of lowly Kulaks will not be deprived of their ration of beet paste when their fathers become employed at Deodorant Factory #8! (But a word of warning, after we achieve the Glory of Kollectivist manufacturing, we must bear in mind its limitations and not raise our fists too high)...

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May I suggest the best complementary product -

Party-approved gulag hand-made Communist "Troika" Beard Care Gloss

As featured on ShovelHarmony.com

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Satisfied customer: "This revolutionary beard product allowed me to woo Commissarka Pinkie by exerting 25% more power of the proletariat than the bourgeois "Gentleman's Beard Care Gloss"!

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Comrade, I get an error page something like this when I click on your link:
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Delighted to find the WMD error page is not, well, 404d



Now, let's assume Comrade Sterpin's link is just misplaced, and that this tale is not from the Onion.


IS THIS GUY FOR REAL??? Does he not realize it takes workers to make deodorant and package it and ship it and stock it and sell it?

Does he seriously believe that a manufacturer introducing a new deodorant scent is somehow taking food out of children's mouths?


What an idiot. Not that he's ever going to win, but with that microscopic understanding of economics...can you imagine it in the White House????????
Last edited by Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна on 5/28/2015, 7:31 am, edited 2 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: When the People's Director "suggests" you edit, you edit!

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Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote:These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
Could you perchance post a screenshot of that page?

BTW, I fixed the broken link above, but the error message you got was from either Bernie's hosting service or your Internet provider.

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Awe, Jeesh, Comrades, no matter what deodorant you choose, they're all gonna smell like onions!And, unless you clean your beard daily, it's gonna smell like fecal matter. That's what makes Islamoguys so attractive.

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This is why I keep my gas mask close-at-hand most of the time!
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Good move, Comrade Putout! In addition to the actual move away from this horrible stench.

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Also available:

-Che Citronella (also works as a mosquito repellant)
-Mao Mango
-SEIU Sandlewood -Bernie Berry -

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Remember Comrades
before you apply the deodorant,
one must use the party approved soap....
Dopes on a Rope

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"Mao Kinda Man" - The unmistakable aroma of heaving masses of humanity.
"Pol Pot Pouri" - Bringing the bouquet of the killing fields indoors.
"Prog On" - The intoxicating promise of Glorious Next Tuesday distilled into a bottle!

For our muslim comrades, we are working on a range of halal certified, alcohol free products.
"Camel No5" - A whiff of desert romance.
'ISIS' For Men - It comes in a tasteful orange bottle shaped like a man kneeling. Twist the head and it comes off to pour out a delicious red cologne.
'ISIS' for women. An exotic distillation of goat pheromones in a submissive, burka shaped, black bottle. Sure to arouse the most battle weary jihadi-hubby.
"FEAR" by Al Quaida. - Creates an atmosphere wherever you go.

Inspired by Komrade Hammer and Loupe's California Drinkin'
"California Water Closet Cologne" - . Wear it! Drink it! The all occasion, all purpose, eco friendly solution to banning the bath.

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Red Square wrote:
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote:These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
Could you perchance post a screenshot of that page?

BTW, I fixed the broken link above, but the error message you got was from either Bernie's hosting service or your Internet provider.

Swapped screenshot for pasted text and changed the font of the rest of the post to boot. Howzat, boss?

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Paraphrasing the old Lanvin come on: Promise her anything but give her a cage.

For those born yesterday: https://articles.latimes.com/1987-10-30 ... ise-lanvin

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EAU de MO: Your B.O. is our M. O.!

Ask for it by name... Because she's worth it. (MSRP: $40)

HEIL HILLARY!™

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Are we all so vain that now smelling like our dear leader made is is wrong?


 
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